The real question is whether the shopkeeper has any new dialogue.
Drew has flashbacks, Vinny walks backwards, Patrick finds love, Jeff and Brad gank creeps.
The good news is that a friendship stealing weapon wouldn't work on me. The bad news is that it's because I have no friendships to be stolen. (╯︵╰,)
Verdict Day sure is a funny way of not saying Judgment Day.
Look how excited these guys are!
I mean, at least Capcom's doing SOMETHING with Mega Man? Right? Right...? Wait, why are you looking at me like that?
That hamburger is going to get cold, and it's all because you couldn't put down your silly card battling game. Enjoy your cold hamburger, I guess.
The sheer grimness of it all is staggering, and wholly appropriate.
Watch all the DC superheroes and villains hurt each other a bunch before you can make them do that yourself next week.
Jeff and Vinny take to the diamond once again to see how many batters they can bean in three innings.
Click this one if you want to hear Brad and friends coordinating their sweet Dota 2 tactics.
Click this one if you want to hear Jeff and friends present you with misinformation about Dota 2.
Instead, it's about friendship, hardship, and the will to persevere... at least insofar as those things pertain to the making of Cloudberry Kingdom.
A remake of a well-liked Amiga game? From some of the original developers? With updated visuals that still have that early '90s sci-fi aesthetic? Dig it.
I'm frankly just happy to see Michael Biehn getting work.
Relax as the gravelly, cigarette-charred vocal chords of Michael Madsen take you back to the grim world of Dunwall.
People on the streets, shooting tanks and upgrading their vehicle-mounted weapons.
ShootMania Storm is ready to be released onto the world and it's brought some friends.
I don't know what Jet Li does in this, exactly, but his face is on back of the box. So there's that.
Jeff and Ryan dodge manic purple cars, half-jeeps, and BEEEEEEES in the latest pack of Capcom games.
All your maniacal shooting needs may now be met.
Granted, I'd probably be pretty irritated if I had to fight my evil alternate self, too. That guy's a dick.
Brad and Jeff work their way from Modes 1 through 6 until, finally, their dreams are realized.
Is that the cast of The Lost World reprising their roles in a Jurassic Park RTS? Hey, that's custom.