Fighters Uncaged Trailer

" We finally have the technology to make the Activator work and now I'm too old to think this is fun.  More evidence that God is a dick. "

Aren't trailers supposed to make you want to play the game? This is more like an anti-trailer.

Fucking guys dropped their hands with each strike(not to mention they were just throwing their limbs into their strike, rather than generating any power from the ground, through their core). What kind of martial arts are they trying to emulate if you're supposed to throw looping punches without keeping guard. This seems like it should be frustrating for both people that have trained in MMA pretty much their whole lives, all the way to the people who have never learned how to punch properly before.
 
It bugs me when they hire actors when they could just as easily pick up a guy from an MMA gym to throw proper strikes on-screen for this. It ends up looking like a joke.

We finally have the technology to make the Activator work and now I'm too old to think this is fun.
 
More evidence that God is a dick.

Diversity yo.

Man this looks awful. I`ll just pick up Lights Out, WAY more responsive from what ive seen so far.
 
Edit: And man do the characters looks Stupidddd, terrible stereotype brawlers..

Why are the fighters so stiff? Do they have something up their asses they can't be bothered to remove right now?

Who left the cage open?

I'd love it if this were good - but really, how likely is that (rhetorical)

Thats a decent one second delay between doing the command and it happening on the T.V 

" YAY! Now both Kinect and the Move have terrible fighting games! "

Yep thats another kinect game that people are only talking about because its a kinect game

I'm interested. I totally want to see what happens when someone starts breakdancing in front of this thing. "SUPER STRIKE!"

" My body is sitting on the couch. "

This is going to be exhausting and imprecise. These are inevitable. Whether the game is any good despite these built-in flaws remains to be seen.

My body is sitting on the couch.

Yawn

This seems like one of those games that I would only play once. Or maybe buy it used from Gamestop, then return a few days later for a full refund.

This game looks pretty terrible.  Not just for the input lag and the sure-to-be-clumsy full-body fight control, but I can't imagine the number of muscle strains and broken lamps that will result from this game.

Wow ... really? Looks like MS is throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks

at first i thought this was a new def jam game but alas tis not

See this is why I can't get Kinect, my luck I'd kick the TV or knock over a lamp or something...

Garbage.

" Christ.  The Move fighter looks dumb, but this looks hella dumb. "

wow that does not look great...

My body already has a controller, if you know wh... ah, forget it.

" Every single new thing I see about Kinect puts me off it more and more.  This is going to sell well at first, then fail horribly.  This game looks like a bag of shit.  Why show such a shitty trailer? "

" First rule of Fighters Uncaged: Don't talk about Fighters Uncaged. "

I love punching stuff without any force feedback to know when I've landed a hit. It's great.

Looks tough with the AI just standing there. <>

YAY! Now both Kinect and the Move have terrible fighting games!

The Kinect moving at the end kind of freaked me out.  It reminded me of the I Love Bees thing.

" First rule of Fighters Uncaged: Don't talk about Fighters Uncaged. "

lol.

i will buy this game ONLY IF it can let me add pictures of people that i want to on the face of a.i

Every single new thing I see about Kinect puts me off it more and more.  This is going to sell well at first, then fail horribly.  This game looks like a bag of shit.  Why show such a shitty trailer?

Sorry Ubisoft, nobody told me it was 1995.

Looks like fun. Nice workout too.

That combo was anything but SAVAGE....

Part of the reason I love Giant Bomb is the goofy-ass captions for the videos.

I have to wonder why the dude in the corner disappaird when the combos started.

MY BODY IS THE CONTROLLER!

I'm pretty sure that trailer just gave me cancer.

This looks and sounds really bad.

Punching the air like a jackass is the last thing in the world I want to do.

" EXAUSTED "

" "exausted"? "

DEVASTATING COMBOS

" i just hope it doesn't hurt when they punch back. "