Flailing Is Sure to Happen With Fighters Uncaged

With Kinect, I expect it to read my every move. Not read a specific move and cue a canned animation.

Those weirdos belong in a cage.

GOTY

this looks... completely stilted, slow and unwieldly to control.

" @Baconator said:

" @BigStupidFace said:

" Oh dear.... "

Yeah, I second that. "

This might be so bad its good. "

looks dumb

WOOO! ROCK IT!

" @BigStupidFace said:

" Oh dear.... "

Yeah, I second that. "

" Oh dear.... "

It feels like 1998... as in a time where I would've thought this looked cool.

Can't decide which is shittier, this or that stupid fighting game for the Playstation Move.

Looks as shitty as the ps3 move fighter game, i will pass.

people kicking their tvs and suing Microsoft

Fight Club 2?

70 attacks, 68 of those are punches ;)

If I was Microsoft I wouldn't have allowed this to be shown for my product with an unknown future......

I hope the kinect comes with a safety strap kinda thing because if people were throwing wii-motes into their tv's I don't even want to imagine the things that will happen with this game.

Graphics look alright, animations look pretty shit, everything else looks worse. And you need 6-8 feet from your TV to play anything with Kinect. Good concept, poorly executed. But that's just Microsoft in a nutshell, really.

Wow that looks horrible. Way to go ubi!!!!

"Yo dude i got this amazing new game for xbox! Check it out you can do this awesome jump kick look. *blam, crash*..... Ohhh shit mom didn't dad want a new tv?"
Just wait for the youtube-clips, they will be epic!

Hmm.... 
 
Will not be getting this...Unless they come out with some stick fighting/curb stomping dlc... 
 
Still, chances are slim...

Bumfights: The Game

QUICK LOOK

" wow this game looks terrrrrrrrrrribbbbbbbleeeeeeeeeee. Do anybody on the street really fight like that? In my last street fight i was throwing fireballs at a dude that look like mike tyson. "

" Chiggity check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self, nigga! Turntable dat shit, dawg! Discs! Wickywahwah! Sucka'! "

" @Daryl said:

" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "

And the use of ' moronic' is not offensive? What a crazy world I'm living in. "

Record scratch?

wow this game looks terrrrrrrrrrribbbbbbbleeeeeeeeeee. Do anybody on the street really fight like that? In my last street fight i was throwing fireballs at a dude that look like mike tyson.

" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "

A fighting game for the Eyetoy 2? 
Yeah right...

" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "

yet another reason for me to not care about Kinect. Sweet?

All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos.

Holy shit, check out those bitchin graphics. And the animations are so smooth and realistic. Oh, oh, oh, I can play as a bad ass looking vampire. That is one of my all time favorite fantasies! Thank you Ubisoft for making my dreams come true! I was already sold on the game, but then I discovered that this thing has OVER 70 ATTACKS. Normally one would say that this shit is gonna' be off the chain, but in this case shit is clearly off THE CAGE. Cause its UNCAGED. Get it? Get it?
 
Also, I can see this really opening peoples mind and making a strong political statement about the world of underground fighting and how it is vicious, ya know? People better brace themselves, because the gaming world is going to never be the same after this one.

Illegal fighting!?! *gasp*

That sure does look radical my homies

It is 2010 right?

" That looks like a load of horse shit!  Replace those guys with Hobos and storyline of "Fighting for a ham on rye" and have them fight in alleyways and you have yourself a game. This? this is doo doo. "

"Looks kinda shitty. "

Chiggity check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self, nigga! Turntable dat shit, dawg! Discs! Wickywahwah! Sucka'!

That looks like a load of horse shit! 
 
Replace those guys with Hobos and storyline of "Fighting for a ham on rye" and have them fight in alleyways and you have yourself a game. This? this is doo doo.