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Posted by RainbowRaccoon

Holy shit! Jaff's wearing a Always Sunny in Philladelphia shirt. I love this site.

Posted by raidingkvatch

I fucking love Giant Bomb, and shit like this is a huge part orf why.

Edited by Shtinky

@raidingkvatch said:

I fucking love Giant Bomb, and shit like this is a huge part orf why.

Agreed. I just wish there was more of it on a daily basis.

Posted by insightofland

First thing I thought of when he held it up to the light near the end.

Posted by Beomoose

@l3reak said:

Is it me or did Ryan pull that Vodka down out of the ceiling? Watch it again and tell me I'm wrong.

Nope, first frame of the video the bottle is sitting on the cubical wall to his left (camera right).

Edited by Rexicon

@FiestaUnicorn: Which one? Water?

Posted by jerseyscum

That's some pricey booze.,,,,

Mix a decent vodka martini with that shit, don't fucking waste it on bad Dark Knight Rises Mountain Dew.

Posted by dOm_CaTz

@crusader8463 said:

@dOm_CaTz said:

Jeff hasn't watch the batman movies now? I really would like to know how many movies he hasn't watched. Also I'd like to think Ryan double fisted those drinks down and then drove home in the batmobile dressed as batman like a boss.

It's impossible to look cool while driving dunk. Anyone that thinks it's a good idea to drive drunk is scum and a waste of a human being.

so in this fantasy that ryan is dressed in a batman suit and has a batmobile drinking 2 batman dews with very little vodka in it doesn't have time to sober up and then drive home? move along.

Posted by Zelnox

What is this? Arrow Pointing Down podcast?

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Posted by thebigJ_A

Mountain Dew is feckin terrible. All of it.

Posted by DeviTiffany

Does this taste any different than the Alliance Game Fuel Mountain Dew?

Posted by Kiri90

@DoctorWelch said:

Jeff: "I'm not a child" hahaha

I haven't laughed so hard at something one of these dudes has said in a while.

Yep, I'm right there with you.

Posted by milkohol

Looks like Pitch Black, same color and oddly bright blue fizz. PB narrowing out LiveWire as the best flavored Dew bodes well for this despite their opinions.Thankfully this post encompasses the extent of my Dew Knowledge and Opinions.

Posted by XAMS

Holy shit, Chopan? Thats the best vodka in the world.

Posted by bleg38

Everyone should really stay away from Dew. http://gizmodo.com/5868012/theres-flame-retardent-in-mountain-dew

Posted by Mendelson9

I love how they have that poster of Metroid: Other M in the background still.

Posted by washablemarkers

"I'm not a child" is the funniest line I've heard all week.

Posted by BBQBram

Children only get a little vodka.

Posted by DougQuaid

@Zelnox said:

What is this? Arrow Pointing Down podcast?

All that mouth-feel.

Posted by nail1080

Good on yeah Jeff, the Batman movies are average at best and the Dark Knight is absolute trash, most hyped piece of shit of a movie ending, and wow....that ending....awful

Posted by SHAKIRALOVER

You've never seen the films Jeff???

Posted by Deusoma
@nail1080 said:

Good on yeah Jeff, the Batman movies are average at best and the Dark Knight is absolute trash, most hyped piece of shit of a movie ending, and wow....that ending....awful

Either you're claiming the opposite of the majority opinion because you're a hipster, or you're claiming the opposite of the truth to be a troll. I leave it to the individual to decide which is worse.
Posted by ApolloBob

Enjoy your bromine!

Posted by sissylion

@Deusoma said:

@nail1080 said:

Good on yeah Jeff, the Batman movies are average at best and the Dark Knight is absolute trash, most hyped piece of shit of a movie ending, and wow....that ending....awful

Either you're claiming the opposite of the majority opinion because you're a hipster, or you're claiming the opposite of the truth to be a troll. I leave it to the individual to decide which is worse.

Or they could just, you know, not like the movies.

Posted by DrDarkStryfe

Some old school drink testing from back in the day, today, in the present.

Posted by MrSlapHappy

I've been hoping they would go back to the drink testing for a while now, this is awesome!

Posted by Deusoma
@sissylion
In most cases, yes, but Science has proven that it is physically impossible for a Human to not like The Dark Knight. The results were fascinating. Astounding, really.
Posted by dvorak

Hold the camera steady! It's like the video was recorded during an earthquake!

Posted by sissylion

290 calories in a bottle of soda. Christ.

Posted by Zleunamme

@NekuCTR: You haven't seen any of Batman movies? The one you should avoid is the Joel Schumacher ones. The Tim Burton ones are okay. The Christopher Nolan ones are the best.

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Posted by sissylion

@Deusoma: Haven't seen it. Cannot judge its quality.

Posted by Recall

Jeff is standing like he has hurt his back :/

Posted by benstewart84

we only get some played down mountain dew in the UK. it's crap :/

Posted by ptys

The connoisseurs of junk food, love it!

Posted by xbob42

@sissylion said:

@Deusoma said:

@nail1080 said:

Good on yeah Jeff, the Batman movies are average at best and the Dark Knight is absolute trash, most hyped piece of shit of a movie ending, and wow....that ending....awful

Either you're claiming the opposite of the majority opinion because you're a hipster, or you're claiming the opposite of the truth to be a troll. I leave it to the individual to decide which is worse.

Or they could just, you know, not like the movies.

I have found that when most people try THAT hard to not like something, it's because they're trying to make a point, instead of simply stating their opinion.

Posted by Nux

I miss gamer fuel. That was a good flavor.

Posted by perfectlizardwizard

I wish you guys did more taste testing content, like the old days!

Posted by gave1

@jerseyscum: agree totally. I cringed when he went to open it and put it in a mixed drink.

Also, totally missed some type of James Bond reference when stirring with that pen.

Posted by BlackBlood

I love how these guys can make drinking Mountain Dew entertaining.

Posted by DragonNinja789

thats gotta be Jeff's muscle shirt

Edited by Jazz

@Deusoma:

Guess that makes me not human then as I despise that movie.

Oh well, there goes my legal rights

edit: huh, seems like I'm not the only one.

Posted by brownsfantb

I want this Mountain Dew so bad. It seems like it's just like Pitch Black, which was my favorite flavor.

Edited by ges75022

Is it just me, or did I see that it was 290 calories per bottle!! HOLY SHIT!

Edited by spartica

Well hot damn, that blue foam will most likely remove rust from a car.

GB crew, are you having difficulties making your new office personalized? It still looks like you just moved in.

Posted by koolaid39

Love Jeff's RIOT t-shirt.

Posted by Deusoma
@Jazz said:

@Deusoma:

Guess that makes me not human then as I despise that movie.

Oh well, there goes my legal rights

edit: huh, seems like I'm not the only one.

Indeed, you're actually an advanced computer program designed to think it's a Human gamer, to help scientists better understand videogame culture, but to be fair, you're a really well-made program, apart from this one flaw, it'd be impossible to tell the difference between you and a Human.
Posted by RagingLion

3:45 was the best part of this

Edited by Frobitz

Things I have learnt from Giantbomb: American food and drink is huge and awesome and will kill you faster than cigarettes*

*I say this as a born Scot

Posted by MormonWarrior

I got one today because of this video. It tasted like Batman.

Posted by bkbroiler

ryan davis knocking it out of the park:

jeff: "damn white citrus, why you gotta be so hard on the ladies?"

ryan: "cause i'm mad acidic!"