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Edited by Pushtoclose

Yes! New mailbag!

Posted by klb

Yes it is. Sorry Dan.

Posted by Krafty

Barbecue Ketchup is Barbecue Sauce and Mayo

Posted by hollitz

Goddamnit, Dan. You fucking monster. Why do I love you? I hate that you've grown on me. Give me more Mario Parties at Jeff's expense please, you fiend.

Posted by HammondofTexas

I love mailbags so much!

Posted by hollitz

COFFEE TWICE? YOU ARE A FUCKING ADULT. FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DAN FUCK SHIT!

Dan is the most polarizing figure I've encountered. After every absolutely inane thing he says, i have to remind myself of his love of MGS.

Fuck.

Dan.

Come on, man.

Edited by Dunchad

@brad...egg whites? You're better than this. Mayo uses the yolk. I know the air is full of food ignorance over there, but do try to avoid catching it.

Posted by danryckert

@hollitz said:

COFFEE TWICE? YOU ARE A FUCKING ADULT. FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DAN FUCK SHIT!

Dan is the most polarizing figure I've encountered. After every absolutely inane thing he says, i have to remind myself of his love of MGS.

Fuck.

Dan.

Come on, man.

Both times were this year. So I was 30 without tasting coffee. I had coffee-flavored Jelly Bellies though.

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Edited by SpicyRichter

I don't think they got the joke...

The Dan Experience box...other things he may have missed. Full of super common and beloved items.

Posted by mjk0104

Drew always looks so efficient and productive at his standing desk.

Posted by Rzxvc

Clearly we must celebrate with Mario Party Party 2: Dan gets fired from Giant Bomb edition.

Edited by SpicyRichter

@dunchad said:

@brad...egg whites? You're better than this. Mayo uses the yolk. I know the air is full of food ignorance over there, but do try to avoid catching it.

Dude, what? Do a quick google search

Edited by RonGalaxy

Aioli sounds like an Italian dirty word.

Posted by MACog

Haribo is french.

Posted by Efesell

@dunchad said:

@brad...egg whites? You're better than this. Mayo uses the yolk. I know the air is full of food ignorance over there, but do try to avoid catching it.

Dude, what? Do a quick google search

Can't it be both? Different kinds.

Posted by Quantical

COPS!!!

Posted by klb

@macog said:

Haribo is french.

German.

Posted by hollitz

@hollitz said:

COFFEE TWICE? YOU ARE A FUCKING ADULT. FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DAN FUCK SHIT!

Dan is the most polarizing figure I've encountered. After every absolutely inane thing he says, i have to remind myself of his love of MGS.

Fuck.

Dan.

Come on, man.

Both times were this year. So I was 30 without tasting coffee. I had coffee-flavored Jelly Bellies though.

I hate that I love you.

Posted by SpaceCouncil

fuckin' dan hahahaha

Posted by Peakborn

Considering aioli is made exactly like mayonnaise but with garlic (an emulsion using egg, olive oil and either vinegar or lemon juice). Technically all aioli is garlic aioli.

Any aioli without garlic in it is mayonnaise with a fancy name to make it more expensive.

So @danryckert check the ingredients of those aioli, if the non garlic in name ones don't have any form of garlic in them it is mayonnaise, no argument.

Edited by Castiel

As a Dane I must say hearing Dan "speaking" danish have easily been the highlight of my week so far. Also thanks to Bo for sending in that box. That was pretty great.

Posted by DansMoM

Send your mother the Horseradish Aioli!!!

Posted by desoda

Laserdick!

Edited by Flaime

@castiel: Thought it was a Bo?

Anyway, as a Dane myself, yes I agree.. 'Laserdick' was probably my highlight (it was 'læskedrik' which translates to 'soft drink'.)

Posted by pancakehumper

How deep is this rabbit hole?

Edited by JonDo

"This is stupid. You're being stupid."

Posted by Efesell

Seriously though I cannot quite process the notion of never having coffee before you were 30.

Posted by Dunchad
@efesell said:
@spicyrichter said:

@dunchad said:

@brad...egg whites? You're better than this. Mayo uses the yolk. I know the air is full of food ignorance over there, but do try to avoid catching it.

Dude, what? Do a quick google search

Can't it be both? Different kinds.

Nope. I'll accept mayo made with the whole egg, but not with just the whites. That is some kind of heresy - akin to calling aioli, mayonnaise.

Posted by Aistan

That Dan Ryckert Experience Extravaganza box was a pretty great joke, like damn. Good job Bo.

Edited by forteexe21

Definitely a Dan video. We learn that he never had coffee, doesnt know calorie is a unit of heat/energy and was also confused by kilocalorie. Also, Red is a better flavor than Blue. Jeff should have also introduced Mixlr to dan for his trip to Summerslam. Nothing says road trip like a hundred people trying to figure out where you currently are.

Posted by Shinoadr

YES A MAILBAG

Posted by cooljammer00

@danryckert Perfectly okay with not having tried coffee or energy drinks. Until this year (I'm 25) I'd never had a Red Bull because I was afraid I'd die/my heart would explode. Coffee just kinda tastes nasty unless you throw a bunch of sweet stuff in there, and then at that point it's just a milkshake.

Posted by shiny_llama

Why would I be surprised by the fact that Dan's wallpaper is the American flag.

Posted by extragingerbrew

Laser Dick

Edited by DarkbeatDK

"I've never tasted energy drinks" is exactly the reason why I send this package.

I thought it would be funny to compile a package of completely mundane (yet tasty) things, just to see if Dan knew about them :D

I hope you enjoy it @danryckert. I sincerely meant it when I wrote that I think you are a fantastic addition to Giant Bomb!

Posted by JDDrewes

@hollitz said:

COFFEE TWICE? YOU ARE A FUCKING ADULT. FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DAN FUCK SHIT!

Dan is the most polarizing figure I've encountered. After every absolutely inane thing he says, i have to remind myself of his love of MGS.

Fuck.

Dan.

Come on, man.

Yeah, I know the feeling. After he said that Taco Bell was the best mexican food he had in California I wanted to kill him. But then listening to his story about Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik I wanted to be his best friend.

Why do you torment me Dan.....

Posted by Castiel

@flaime: Oh man I must be even more tired than I thought I was. Yes you are of course right. It was Bo.

Posted by JayDubya

(Sweet) heksehyl is delicious.

Posted by Crippl3

When's the Laserdick Quick Look?

Edited by Kingpk

As someone that dislikes coffee a great deal, I'm more baffled at people that drink like 3 or 4 giant Dunkin Donuts iced coffees every day. Blech.

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Posted by danryckert

"I've never tasted energy drinks" is exactly the reason why I send this package.

I thought it would be funny to compile a package of completely mundane (yet tasty) things, just to see if Dan knew about them :D

I hope you enjoy it @danryckert. I sincerely meant it when I wrote that I think you are a fantastic addition to Giant Bomb!

Thanks so much!

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Posted by gunslingerNZ

@efesell said:
@spicyrichter said:

@dunchad said:

@brad...egg whites? You're better than this. Mayo uses the yolk. I know the air is full of food ignorance over there, but do try to avoid catching it.

Dude, what? Do a quick google search

Can't it be both? Different kinds.

I've made my own mayo using yolks and it was delicious so yeah, egg yolk checks out.

Posted by redwing42

Brad: "...it's full of egg whites."

Jeff: "So, it's crunchy."

Fantastic.

Dan has provided a whole new avenue for humor on this site, but I don't think anyone should trust his opinion on anything except video games and wrestling.

Posted by Shreik

As a dane it's not quite the same enjoying an icecold soda, after you called it a laserdick. Thanks Dan.

Edited by charlie_victor_bravo

Drew is the only one badass enough to enjoy salmiakki!

Posted by tp0p

the second jeff started talking about a future where you can convert you're callories(energy) to power a car, I immediately thought of a bicycle. yep.

Posted by SolidSnail92

Some good danish pronunciations there Dan!

It's too bad there were no Blade Runner in the box.

... But then again, who does?