Goat Simulator Launches Next Week

Just as emotional as the Dead Island trailer :'(

This just made my day!

Wow!

This Dead Island parody is brilliant.

Even the music fits.

I can't wait for Vinny to get his hands on this.

I don't know who the developers of this game are, but I now love them.

This made me so happy.

I love the dead island piss take :)

This is... I... There are no words. There are NO words.

Well, I don't know if the Simulator genre can get any better than this.

@tesla said:

hahahaha

Turns out I do like video games.

This is beautiful.

Goat Simulator is now going to be surprisingly dry and realistic, if the dead island trailer to game comparison remains intact.

Goats the worlds most deadliest creatures.

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Goats are the new Mimecraft.

Awesome. Also, when the goat's goofy ass face popped up at the end, I audibly said "d'aww, you're a little silly shit."

This is also goat.

Vinny, this has to be your next QuickLook ^_^

As the resident simulator expert, I can only hope that Vinny Caravella gets in on this ASAP. But this trailer was great. It even has trucks.

That trailer takes inspiration from the excellent Dead Island trailer that made its debut three years ago:

This is too stupid not to buy!

lol a homage to dead island hehe

This game. Vinny Caravella. This game. Vinny Caravella.

I still don't know what this is or why I already own it.

I...uh...what?

If I pre-order do I get a bust of a goat wearing a bikini?

Games are back guys.

I am so excited about this.. I pre-ordered it the day it was announced..

This game will show you the answer to world peace and why the world is so great to be a goat and their magic eating-everything-sticking-tongue

I need a quick look of this so bad!

I hope this has Oculus Ri- I mean Project Morpheus support!

I am trying to figure out what I just watched here......

This video spoke to me. I am in an emotional/existential turning point in my life and I feel great empathy for that goat who is probably emotionally going through the same tribulations. I applaud the developers of this game and can't wait to try it so that it may mentally prepare me for the road ahead.

Will it work on Oculus Rift Morpheus?

Wow that was amazing.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Key Features

• You can be a goat
• Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
• Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
• MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
• In-game physics that spazz out all the time
• Seriously look at that goat's neck
• You can be a goat

Game of all the Years!

It's about time somebody simulated some goats

Man, nice remake of the Dead Island trailer.

GOTY

I need to get this. This is significant.

Games are now art.

When I realized this was a trailer trolling the Dead Island trailer, I was in love. Definitely buying this for all my goat mayhem needs.

Finally! Why did it take so long to get that goat simulator game we have all been asking for?

But seriously, bravo on this trailer I can't wait to see this game in action.

It's like someone took things that seven-year-old boys currently find hysterical--those screaming goats from that one video! the bad physics from Gary's Mod! those wacky simulation games that PewDiePie and Tobuscus are always playing!--and mashed them together in some cheaply licensed engine using prebuilt models.

Oh, wait, that's exactly what they did...

Maybe I'm too cynical. I think I'm just tired of the Internet's incessant prodding and poking. I feel like connecting the world through the web just connected me to all of those irritating guys at the office who think that pointing at "food" on my tie and flicking my nose is just hilarious.

Please tell me Jeff Minter is somehow involved in this.

At least it's not Cat Simulator.