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Here Is the Logo for Nier

And some abrasive audio. Cover your iers!

Dec. 18 2009

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Nier

109 Comments

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wow, that has to be one of the dumbest teasers i've ever seen
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Well someone's a potty mouth...
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Um, ok?
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....What? 
 
I assume this is Square's idea of appealing to a western audience.
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Yes I'm 68, lets go!

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I'M SOLD!! DAY FUCKING ONE!

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looking forward to the sequel: Fahr

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@General_D23: 
And  the bad guy is the "Shadow Lord"....talk bout cheesey.
 
  onimonkii is online
on Dec. 18, 2009
looking forward to the sequel: Fahr 
 
HAH!!  Look for the cameo by Grover.... lol
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My interest has been erected, amongst other things.

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Wut?

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@FUPA11 said:
" wow, that has to be one of the dumbest teasers i've ever seen "
Its square-enix. What are you supposed to think?
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What just happened?

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@girdz said:
" Yes I'm 68, lets go! "
HAHA! And I am 78, let's watch!
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That was actually pretty effective as a teaser.  I have no idea what the hell this game is about and I want to know more.

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good voice acting.  I enjoyed it

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I actually started laughing...neato.

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Well, that was stupid.

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@girdz said:
" Yes I'm 68, lets go! "
Me too!
 
Also, good voice acting.
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Whats with square enix these days? You sure that isn`t kane an lynch 2...hey, mabe an explanation why lynchy did away with his first wife. Voice like that anyone batshit crazy. Especially when they be fantasizing they be hanging with the Shadow Lord or something , and  get ragged on to put the f**kin sword down and pick up the  f**kin  broom and f**kin start helping.. 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Is this game nierly out?
 
Heh.

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Edited By goulash_enjoyer

I don't know, that was exactly as it seemed. A bad and pointless teaser.

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Uhhh......swear words! I guess...

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Informative.

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Finally, books being put in their goddamn place.

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Interested. Sounds like Laura Bailey, knowing Square Enix it probably is.

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Sold.

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That's some pretty emotive voice acting, if anything else..
 
..But yeah, Shadowlord is a pretty lame name for a villain. He mareswell be called "BadGuy". Then again Dragon Age pulled off Archdemon which isnt much better so I guess this could work.

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Edited By jacksukeru

Dude, I don't know what the heck just happened...but I think I like it.

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I dunno about you guys, but I'm turned on.

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Swearing for the sake of swearing. Real edgy and next gen Square. I'm totally gonna buy that game now!

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Clearly turned 35 right there. Or so I said.

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Okay......

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She sounds familiar.

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they got my mom to be a voice actor, how cool

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@Jimbo said:
" Finally, books being put in their goddamn place. "
Seriously, fuckin books never do anything anymore.
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Dearest mother in law.........
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@darkjester74 said:

" That was actually pretty effective as a teaser.  I have no idea what the hell this game is about and I want to know more. "

Indeed. Teasers are meant to have such an effect. I don't understand all the hate. It was great.
 
EDIT: I knew I heard her somewhere. This is totally Rise Kujikawa and Raspberyl.
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sales -1

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@The_Philosopher said:
" Swearing for the sake of swearing. Real edgy and next gen Square. I'm totally gonna buy that game now! "
Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet. Its pretty funny though, after the first swear word, that was the edgiest SE has ever been, and thats just sad.
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huh...I don't get it...

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Edited By strangeling

niener, niener... 
it's nier.

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If I wanted to hear a woman bitching, I'd go about my normal day.

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the only teaser in the history of Square without androgyny in it. Unless of course that was a dude talking.

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uh what

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Well since all we have to go off of is a voice, i would have to say that it definatly has good emotion and sounds good there was actually some emotion behind the swearing, got my interest so job well done

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Pointless...

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Looks nierly unplayable.

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Oh Square. You try so hard to understand the western audience

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@Magnus_Bulla said:
" I dunno about you guys, but I'm turned on. "
....more
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Wha, WHAT!?