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House Versus Horse

And I quote: "A middle-aged circus manager is strangled by a horse." Game of the Year is over.

Dec. 1 2011

Posted by: Jeff

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Edited By jeff

HORSE

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What.

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Wha... uhh...

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Edited By ozone

Fuck it, I'm all in.

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Wut?

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@TheHumanDove said:

first

SHAME UPON YOU!

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This can't be real...

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Uhhhhh.......no thank you?

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...god dammit.

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uh im not sure but i think that guy had rider meet horse syndrome.

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Yep, it's definitely time I went to bed.

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Edited By weegieanawrench

Wat. Some of those minigames just make no fucking sense. Also, horse.

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I don't even.

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What, uh, YES

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@Jeff: We all know you made this video yourself.

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"Diagnose and treat a unique medical condition", like being strangled by a fucking horse!

I guess you could say he has a hoarse throat.

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@adoggz said:

uh im not sure but i think that guy had rider meet horse syndrome.

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oh god.

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Edited By nintendoeats

I used to love House so much. They really managed to fuck up a good thing.

I have one of these games and I'm afraid to touch it.

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Clown Kanye House might be the greatest thing ever!

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This looks like a well made game.

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"We took a frame from a movie and kinda thought we could kinda trace over it. But nobody looks like anything..."

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Someone needs to stop that horse!, there are too many horses in videogames we can't have them stranglin people!

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No one is immune from Dr. House's biting zingers!

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Edited By Quid_Pro_Bono

I will consume any media House related. I hate to be that guy, but I can't help it. It's a problem.

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awesome

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House meet horse, horse meet hou...Aaaghhhhrraahhgh!

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@Jeff said:

HORSE

MEET RIDER

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Holy fuck, this exists.

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Oh man, before I clicked on the video I told myself "alright, if this had Hugh Laurie, I'm in" but I don't own a DSi, just a DS lite...what do I doooo o.o

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@AckbarTheGreat said:

Clown Kanye House might be the greatest thing ever!

Haha, that was an awesome way to describe that ridiculous picture.

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This is why I wish there was still an NDX! GOD! The description for that must be the greatest thing ever. Or did they stop doing that? I don't remember at this point. But the train will never die, etc.

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I know Hugh Laurie gets nice wads of cash for doing this show, but it needs to stop.

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Shitty house games are always comedy gold: http://lparchive.org/House-MD/Update%2002/

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Somebody needs to 'shop Ryans face on that dude.

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I just... Octupus...

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@RobertOrri: I believe that Hugh Laurie is leaving House after Season 8.

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House's grin is making me crack the fuck up. Oh man.

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I agree with this reaction

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ALWAYS BET ON HORSE

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Rated T for horse violence.

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no you should definitely touch it, but only as you drop it into the trash

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Is this a bad thing that I imagine reading all that in Jeff's "Nintendo Download" Voice?

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@Stealthmaster86 said:

Is this a bad thing that I imagine reading all that in Jeff's "Nintendo Download" Voice?

Which one? Vaguely European Accent, Pirate, Sensual, or Overly Enthused About Farms?
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Hmmmm. Interesting fashion statement.

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This has to be Volition then right?.....right.?

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Wow. This is real? No... can't be.

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It's lupus!

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So, your goal is to diagnose it wrong twice and then finally get it right the third time in 45-60 minutes? :)

Seriously though, is it like an off-brand Trauma Center, or is it one of those cheap, stupid, casual tv style games that, say, Ubi Soft does with CSI and NCIS? Does anybody know? This is why we need the Nintendownload X-Press to return, Jeff!

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@Deusoma said:

@Stealthmaster86 said:

Is this a bad thing that I imagine reading all that in Jeff's "Nintendo Download" Voice?

Which one? Vaguely European Accent, Pirate, Sensual, or Overly Enthused About Farms?

Overly Enthused About Farms