I Find Everyone in This Just Dance 4 Launch Trailer Incredibly Upsetting

Boom!

Sorry. I saw my chance, and I took it.

Fuck. and is that Penny from lost in pink?

Fess up- you don't believe overweight men can be that elated

These people are core dancers, just like me.

shit.

Aww, no Toby in this ad? Lamesies.

It might not be the intended effect, but I feel the same thing.

White people.

Those guys are DANCING WITH BABIES

Some men just want to watch the world dance.

Where did the dude in the jersey's baby go in the second cut? Did he throw it away out of elation?

I want to hurt all of those people.

This is what's wrong with humanity these days.

People still wear tye dye shirts? Well fuck.

Too bad Fable: Journey doesn't let me throw fireballs at these people, then run them over with my horse.

The #1 dance game brand is back.

Are you sure about that, trailer voice guy? I heard Dance Central is pretty dope.

Alright, the guy with the baby at 0:17 sold me. Just Dance has to be in on the joke by now.

Didn't you know giggling man boobs sells games.

I feel like Just Dance has become the video game equivalent of Now That's What I Call Music. Which by the way is on its 43rd version.

NO TIME BELT NO SALE

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I wish I could be that stoked and fat at the same time...no I don't

oh god, please make it stop...

But is it for core gamers?

@AlexanderSheen: Are we talking about your personal preference or are we talking about sales worldwide?

fantastic

Oh that is upsetting...

From the description, you just KNEW this was Alex posting this

Oh look! It's happy go lucky fat guy!

@Shortbreadtom said:

From the description, you just KNEW this was Alex posting this

Yikes, even the screenshot of this video is terrifying enough that I just find it upsetting to click on the video right now.

34 seconds of Fuck You.

lol...oh also faux-joy is not a word

@toymachinesh: I'm talking about what I heard, like I said in my previous comment.

@AlexanderSheen: They are the #1 Dance Game Brand though... I mean their game outsold Call of Duty in the UK at one point and Just Dance 2 was on the NPD for a full year after release.

@billsk8 said:

lol...oh also faux-joy is not a word

You're right, it's two words... hence the hyphen. Now you could argue about the correct usage of hyphens when it comes to joining words all you like, but it's not that important. It would seem to me they were joined so you read them a certain way.

I don't care how well it sells. Just stop.

That's not faux-joy, I think that might actually be joy... but who the hell knows.

i want to die

@Levio said:

Too bad Fable: Journey doesn't let me throw fireballs at these people, then run them over with my horse.

It would only let you throw fireballs at the carpet, then run your horse into the wall.

well i just threw up thanks

I'd be perfectly inclined to say that this trailer is perfectly fine to it's matching audience, if the game was actually any good.

But alas, it isn't.

If anyone needs me I'll be dancing like a maniac by my pool.

@RoivaS3ternal said:

shit.

I wasn't really interested in this game, but just look how much fun all these people have. Just look at them. LOOK AT THEM!

OH SHIT! IS THAT GUY HOLDING COOL BABY!

I don't even remember the third game coming out, it's like they have released 3 sequels in 1 year.

For a moment I thought this was Dance Central, woops.

I wonder how much money Old Navy and IKEA have made from providing sets and costumes for videogame ads this generation?

@thebatmobile said:

It might not be the intended effect, but I feel the same thing.

Hide your under 10's people, this game has comic mischief.