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Posted by TheManWithNoPlan

Hardcore Ryan.

Posted by CastroCasper

Lawnmower. Racing. Mania.

Posted by HerbieBug

@north6 said:

@herbiebug said:

@daedaluss said:

@darkbeatdk: I'm not totally sure that a judge might be impressed that Jeff is a video game funnyman on the internet.

Judge does not matter so much for selection. Attorneys for prosecution and defense are the ones who have the most say in whether you're selected or no. Ordinarily you can get out of jury duty by saying you're unavailable due to family obligation/work obligation. Enough people actually want to be on juries to where they don't usually make a big deal of it if you want to be excused.

Or you can go through questioning by saying you think everyone who gets arrested and charged is guilty and defense lawyers are all a bunch of anarchists who want to let criminals run free in the streets. Claiming to have been the victim of a criminal act at some point in your past is also a pretty easy way to get yourself booted.

A friend of mine tried something similar (he kept talking about "the system" this and that) and it was "strongly inferred" that he would receive a contempt of court if he kept it up.

Ha! Yes, you do have to be subtle about it if you try to present yourself as a biased and unreasonable person.

Posted by infinite_zero00

Sooooo if these people REALLY want to get rid of some arcade sticks....I mean I guess I could take one or two....I mean its an imposition, but whatever, I'll take em'.

Posted by ShowaRDM

Haha, jury duty is the worst.

Posted by Sarumarine

If only they had some way of going back and watching themselves play Blade Runner so they could jog their memory of what they were doing...

Of course! Time Travel! Don't worry guys, I got this!

But yeah, I wonder if they find that weird or unsporting to watch those videos? Or it's probably more a matter of time. Then there's always chat to help them refresh. I'm sure they'll figure something out.

Posted by ZironZ

I'm hoping for live jury duty updates via twitter.

Posted by heatDrive88

@humanity: With exception to Patrick when he's not breaking his collar bone, Brad's probably the only guy who doesn't need to be consistently going to meetings (Ryan, Jeff) or doing the actual video production (Vinny, Drew).

Posted by JaredA

Poor Tony. He's all alone now...

Posted by CornBREDX

I saw Runaway jury. You just need to not be what the jury selection process wants and they will ask you to leave.

Boom. Problem solved =P

Dammit. Now I want to watch Runaway Jury again.

Posted by TehBuLL

If dave has to turn that hat around, you die.

Posted by Iodine
Posted by Roger_Klotz

I had jury duty once. I called the courthouse the day it said on my notice.They said I didn't have to come in. I was like, OK thanks. That was my jury duty experience.

Posted by McGhee

@north6 said:

@herbiebug said:

@daedaluss said:

@darkbeatdk: I'm not totally sure that a judge might be impressed that Jeff is a video game funnyman on the internet.

Judge does not matter so much for selection. Attorneys for prosecution and defense are the ones who have the most say in whether you're selected or no. Ordinarily you can get out of jury duty by saying you're unavailable due to family obligation/work obligation. Enough people actually want to be on juries to where they don't usually make a big deal of it if you want to be excused.

Or you can go through questioning by saying you think everyone who gets arrested and charged is guilty and defense lawyers are all a bunch of anarchists who want to let criminals run free in the streets. Claiming to have been the victim of a criminal act at some point in your past is also a pretty easy way to get yourself booted.

A friend of mine tried something similar (he kept talking about "the system" this and that) and it was "strongly inferred" that he would receive a contempt of court if he kept it up.

Ha! Yes, you do have to be subtle about it if you try to present yourself as a biased and unreasonable person.

All you have to say is that you can't miss work and that it would be a financial burden to you. I've done it twice (and it was true, I couldn't miss work). Actually had to write a letter and mail it to the clerk, and I was let off both times.

Posted by Toxin066

Eh, seems like an okay monday.

Edited by Solh0und

I need to subscribe so I can enjoy random PC game in all of it's glory.

Posted by handsomeb

@weegieanawrench: I second that motion.

I was bummed no one picked up on Dave's callback to his Ryan impression. "And I Ryan Davis will run this entire website. Huhhhhh..."

Posted by meaninoflife42

Can't wait for Jeff's jury duty Quick Look.

Posted by Swifdemon

>lawnmower racing mania

You can't just put that looming in the foreground and not expect me to want to see it.

Posted by Spiritof

@vr00m said:

Lawnmower racing mania?

Lawnmower racing mania.

/Lawnmower racing mania

Posted by CitizenCoffeeCake

Had jury duty over the summer, murder 2 case. It only took a week.

Edited by White

Lawnmower. Racing. Mania.

LAWNMOVER UNPROFESSIONAL FRIDAYS GOOOOOO!!!

Posted by primalmaster

I demand to see lawnmower racing mania on this weeks unprofessional fridays!

Edited by zenmastah

Excited about Tim Schafer!

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Posted by marbleCmoney

Blade Runner!

Posted by gunstarhero

i did jury duty once luckly i did not get picked , and i got £5 for food for the day and a day off work :) and a 3 yr wait before i am put pack into the hat agien.

Posted by Vague_Optimism
Edited by LucidDreams117

Lawnmower Mania! I don't know what that is under XCOM but that needs to be played pronto.

Posted by ThreeRoneC

Judge: Is there any reason why you feel you can not be a part of the jury?

Jeff: Well the murder and robbery in question sounds a lot like this videogame Kane and Lynch. And well your Honor I have a history with that game.

Judge: So you feel you can't preform your duties as a member of the jury because of that?

Jeff: Well that and the accused is named Brad Garrett so I probably do not like him. He was an ex-boxer that worked at AppleBee's. The guy looks like a hippie. Plus I only saw warm milk and vinegar in the lunch room.

Judge: So?

Jeff: I hate all of those things.

Judge: But I am the LAW!

Jeff: F#&K it i'm in!

Posted by MEATBALL

Brad sounds super excited about Tomb Raider.

Posted by Slab64

@amyggen said:

That last TNT with Brad Muir was super interesting and entertaining, and if they can get more developers like that, it would be great.

Hell yeah, that shit was great.

Posted by Ravelle

Suddenly everyone is shaving!

Posted by spiketail
Edited by dropabombonit

Dave's impression of Ryan was so spot on

Edited by probablytuna

So far, I've heard that Tomb Raider is a great game but from the videos I just don't see what makes it so good. I look forward to Brad's review.

Posted by Krathoon

If they have any of the Metal Gear Rising lamps they should light them all up around the office.

Posted by Crixaliz

Still no word on FUSE? I thought that was also out in early March

Edited by Liquidus

That Ryan impression was uncanny.

Edited by Agent47CSim2

Looking past Brad and not seeing Sarah is kinda depressing...

What happened to Sara??

Edited by LegendaryChopChop

@agent47csim2 said:

@the_ruiner said:

Looking past Brad and not seeing Sarah is kinda depressing...

What happened to Sara??

She left to NY for Comic Vine's east coast coverage.

I say it's fine, no sense in having Comic Vine people (what, 2?) be in the office of what is dominated by GB. Not that I work there, but it was a little weird anyway.

Posted by Th3irdEye

Oh look, a stack of games. They have a boxed copy of XCOM. That's cool. I never get boxed copies of PC games anymo...

*Double take*

Lawnmower. Racing. Mania.

I require a quick look, now.

Posted by Thiefsie

Quicklook Lawnmower Racing Mania YESTERDAY!

Posted by Kinapuff

@thiefsie said:

Quicklook Lawnmower Racing Mania YESTERDAY!

Seconded.

Posted by Paindamnation

@landmine said:

Jeff is going to review your court case. 3 stars.

Judge Judy
?

Posted by Harabec

I almost had jury duty. My number was really high and they didn't even need me to come in. I was disappointed, I wanted to see those delicious tears as I pronounced everyone guilty.

Posted by VierasTalo

Jeffcast!

Posted by AssInAss

So far, I've heard that Tomb Raider is a great game but from the videos I just don't see what makes it so good. I look forward to Brad's review.

Actually, when I read the Eurogamer, Gametrailers, and EDGE reviews they were far more damning but then the score was much higher than you'd expect. It sounds more like an Uncharted clone than a Tomb Raider game. Machinima and Rev3 reviews paint it in a unfavorable light, or at least a game that's not appealing to me as a Tomb Raider fan who's more into exploration/platforming/puzzles than filler collectathon/feature creep/combat and a disappointing story.

This is not even mentioning the ludonarrative dissonance between cutscene Lara and gameplay Lara, where you go from vulnerable victim to trained killer in under an hour.

Edited by ScreamingFist

Damn Mondays, your luvvin is soooooooooo goooooood

Posted by AssInAss

What French game were they talking about?

Brutal Legend retrospective TNT, hell yeah! Downloading the game right now, gonna be sweet.

Posted by Woowookins
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