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Posted by ionkinetic

woop

Posted by SPACETURTLE

HELP!

Posted by arab_prince

Help! i need somebody help! 

Posted by joshwent

Am I the only one who hates actors pretending they actually play games?  I mean, I know they're actors, but really!  Some nice gameplay footage is alls I need.
 
(also, I love the dude's games, but Sid Meier creeps me out)

Posted by LethalKi11ler

Love civilization IV

Posted by condor920

It's way too many erections

Posted by max3000

HEXAGONS

Posted by JBrighty

that was fun. i mean, really

Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw

Great stuff.  Love me some Civilization.
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Posted by ThatFrood

That is way too many erections.

Posted by ribeye

that was the funniest shit i've seen in a long time, so true 
 
i get so sucked in to civ games i end up playing them obsessively and not sleeping for like a week until i finally crack and shut it off, then i don't play again for weeks or months.  i'm sure the same will be true for civ 5, i'm excited about it and i can't wait to play it, but i'm gonna play the piss out of it for a week or two and then shut it down for a month cuz i can't take it 
 
i would totally join civanon, or my wife would sign me up eventually hah

Posted by piderman
@joshwent said:
" Am I the only one who hates actors pretending they actually play games?
You mean like that Butler guy?
Posted by TwoLines
@ThatFrood said:
" That is way too many erections. "
Posted by fox01313

Liked the Civ game on the 360, which is one of the few RTS games out there that I was able to do some good at.

Posted by 234r2we232

Anyone else feel there weren't enough erections?

Edited by NoXious

Hi, I heard there were erections here.
And I wish Edna was my grandmother.

Posted by ThatFrood
@fox01313 said:
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Liked the Civ game on the 360, which is one of the few RTS games out there that I was able to do some good at.

"
sorry to nitpick, but Civ isn't an RTS, RTS stands fro "real time strategy". Civ is turn based, it's a TBS (turn based strategy) game.
Posted by CaptainFish

Funny stuff.

Posted by eroticfishcake

  They had a very similar ad for Civ 4 actually. And here it is.

Posted by JJWeatherman

This trailer's hilarious.

Posted by DudeFromJersey

Love it!

Posted by nxau

Ha ha! Bravo! 

Posted by Nogert

Isn't this old? I seem to remember them promoting the game like this a few years ago

Posted by 88Fingers

very funny

Posted by BergDK

I wonder if the current generation of gamers could turn out like that hardcore granny in 50 years time :D

Posted by gike987
@Nogert said:
" Isn't this old? I seem to remember them promoting the game like this a few years ago "
Yes they do the same thing for civ IV. But this one is better.
Posted by Food

was sid meier the janitor

Edited by foolman

They did one of these when civ 4 came out.

oh thanks eroticfishcake for posting it. I found the civ 4 one to be funnier. Though I thought it was funny that its the same old lady in both.

Posted by TheChaos

That's too many erections!

Posted by Animasta

I agree with edna, montezuma is a dick D:

Posted by some1
@Food said:
" was sid meier the janitor "
yes
Posted by Aeterna

"....we have 3 children" 
 
Win.

Posted by FellOpenIan

In reaction to this ad campaign I will be alt-tabbing between every single version of Civilization in order to satisfy my needs in a giant turn-based orgy of strategy.
 
This is not a threat. It is a promise. Don't you dare cut me off Sid...or it'll be your last turn!

Posted by Crono
@foolman said:
"

They did one of these when civ 4 came out.

oh thanks eroticfishcake for posting it. I found the civ 4 one to be funnier. Though I thought it was funny that its the same old lady in both.

"
Dont forget Rob!  He was back as well!
Posted by HooliganTuesday
@Laketown said:
" I agree with edna, montezuma is a dick D: "  
Yeah, the only way t deal with Montezuma is not to take any of his needy bullshit and wipe him off the map as soon as possible. 
 
Also this ad spot is hilariously true, with civ 4 on my laptop if i had a free weekend with nothing to do i'd pretty much stay in bed for an entire day and play through an epic game on the largest map in a single sitting.
Posted by mracoon

This is my most anticipated game of the year.

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Posted by Olivaw

Seriously, FUCK Montezuma.
 
What a shitheel.

Posted by Otzlowe
@Olivaw said:
" Seriously, FUCK Montezuma.  What a shitheel. "
Posted by Xqwzt

NO MORE TURNS!... yeah im installing civ 4 right now.

Posted by crusader8463

THAT'S TOO MANY ERECTIONS! 
 
and
 
I just want to go home and live my life with my wife and two children. Three. We have three kids. *cry*
 
I laugh every time I see those parts.

Posted by Phoenix87

Bravo.

Posted by TekZero

Figures.  I'm still waiting to upgrade my computer to play Civ 4.  At this rate, I'll have a new computer by the time Civ 5 comes out.  I guess I'm just stuck playing Civ 3 for the next few months. 

Posted by Konanda

Man I have popped that copy of Civ 4 I have in awhile. Hmm...

Posted by Donos

Oh the irony, I just ragequit a game of Civ 4 I'd been playing for about 5 hours. God damn Montezuma and his god damn backstabbing with his god damn 59823747831 unit stack. Is it really reasonable for someone to declare war just because I didn't give them any free pig?

Posted by LiquidS

Soooo Hyped!!!
Posted by Parsnip

Hahaha, nice trailer.

Posted by MeatSim

Sid Meier's encourages your addiction.

Posted by bwmcmaste

The janitor was Sid Meier right?
 
Well the game will probably kick ass, and I'll end up buying it. I've accepted my fate...

Posted by OrangeChikenSTD

hexagons give way to multiple erections

Posted by Branthog

I adore Civilization, but I just can't get too excited about it. Typically, I'll play about a dozen full games and never touch it again. I'd LOVE to play online, but what's the point? There's no need to even have graphics. It's just a spreadsheet to most people. There's no exploration or trial and error. It's all just BAM BAM BAM BAM playing through the spreadsheet for the ONE TRUE ULTIMATE WAY TO WIN and whoever can play through that script the fastest, wins. There's more variety and patience and enjoyment in rolling dice.

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