It Can't Be. I Deny It. Duke Nukem Release Trailer.

Hail to the king indeed! Welcome back, Duke.

Game looks really ugly, but i still want to play it bad.

I can't wait!

looks like they are trying to sell it with strippers and school girls, meh

It'd be pretty funny to play a Duke Nukem game where Duke's no longer relevant in the game world and people see him as kind of a misogynistic asshole. From there, he accidentally starts a war with the aliens who had up until then been peaceful with humanity and has to win back the public's trust by getting rid of them since they are then too angry to reason with.
 
That's probably not the case, but I imagine I'll try this at some point. It feels very 1997.

What a stupid, ugly game. I'm ready.

Those character models straddle the legs of "titillating" and "terrifying." 

This game actually looks fun. Maybe it's because it has everything 14 year old me wants...which is everything current me wants...

The peak of human achievements.

The graphics don't look great, but it looks like a blast. 

Fuck yes. Bring on the Duke and his barely legal girls. Also, awesome gunplay and the return of THE BOOT!

Giant Bomb's video player doesn't want me to watch it. It keeps dudering

Yes.

What the- It's being released on my birthday. I don't know how to feel about this. :-/

I'd still hit it! 

Me too, Duke.

I can wait, but I'm interested in this. Hopefully it's craziness hides it's greatness.

I don't care how bad it is, I'm going to play through the whole thing and laugh and laugh and laugh and have fun... because... VIDEO GAMES!  Yeah!  So, when does the first DNF sound board come out?

What the- It's being released on my birthday. I don't know how to feel about this. :-/

Looking forward to it :D

nice dirt nasty song lol. game looks awesome

i still see duke nukem primarily as a game where you shoot police officer pigs and quip one liners

I love  non Military shooters to much more games need to have novelty weapons like the shrink ray and freeze gun.    Too bad they don't have the Microwave ray too that makes dudes huge and then explode.    I've watched the trailer at least 5 times now.      I just hope there are plenty of secret areas to explore.  That was the best part about Duke 3D.

Damnit that looks fun, I was way skeptical leading up to Its release, but that trailer makes me want it. Well done gearbox now get crackin' on boarderlands 2

I love you gearbox.

Always bet on Duke.

I loved Duke back in the day, 
But I really have very low expectations for this game.  (I do have an order in)
Honestly the only thing that could have made this game what I was wishing for 10 years ago would have been an Ao rating, 
and since game developers (Well Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft) are not willing to admit there is a viable audience 18+ who would support (Certain) Ultra-Violent / Ultra-Sexualized games 
We will never see Duke at the true depths of his depravity, And its a true shame. 
If any game should have been the first to carry the Ao rating on a console this was it.

"i'd still hit it"
i laughed my ass off when he said that

I hope this game is good, but it just looks so old. 

so awesome

That was pretty good.

Classic rock is only 100% fitting for this trailer 

I don't care if the game ends up not being good.  I will have to get it just on the basis that it actually fucking exists.

Bargain bin used game purchase only.

This game looks OLD. 
But I'm sure it's fun.

EDF!!! EDF!!!

Going to play the hell out of this game, and enjoy it. 
Can't wait for the media (lookin at you, Fox News) fallout, and looking forward to the GB crew's reactions.

hey guys just want to say that while i agree it's a satirical work they still went way overboard with the marketing for it. i mean come on, it was enough to have the first game's plot be "ALIENS HAVE KIDNAPPED OUR BABES. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE BABES?" but this shit is no longer really funny, it's just weird and creepy. i love duke 3d, i just think there's a place for hyper machismo blow shit up save the women satire without tangible harmful things such as having a press conference in a strip club (protip: that is an actual establishment that actually subjugates women).

hey guys just want to say that while i agree it's a satirical work they still went way overboard with the marketing for it. i mean come on, it was enough to have the first game's plot be "ALIENS HAVE KIDNAPPED OUR BABES. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE BABES?" but this shit is no longer really funny, it's just weird and creepy. i love duke 3d, i just think there's a place for hyper machismo blow shit up save the women satire without tangible harmful things such as having a press conference in a strip club (protip: that is an actual establishment that actually subjugates women).

It's time

Mediocre fps anyone?

I couldn't care less for Duke and the sense of humor that this game represents. What keeps me interested is the idea of some fun, oldschool first person shootin' 
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OK, I want babes, too.

hey guys just want to say that while i agree it's a satirical work they still went way overboard with the marketing for it. i mean come on, it was enough to have the first game's plot be "ALIENS HAVE KIDNAPPED OUR BABES. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE BABES?" but this shit is no longer really funny, it's just weird and creepy. i love duke 3d, i just think there's a place for hyper machismo blow shit up save the women satire without tangible harmful things such as having a press conference in a strip club (protip: that is an actual establishment that actually subjugates women).

I will wait for this to go on sale. I am not gonna pay full price.

Offtopic, but I took this picture earlier today. What do you think?

Can not wait!