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Posted by metalrader

JK Simmons is sexy

Posted by Mikemcn

Sweet

Posted by BulletStorm

3x The Excitement for this game.

Posted by Venatio

So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI 
 
Also, JK Simmons is still awesome 

Posted by rmanthorp

This is amazing!

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Posted by temmink

JK Simmons is amazing. Reminds me of him in Burn After Reading. Is it too much to hope he becomes Valve's Kevin Butler?
 
Also, Portal 2 still looks awesome.

Edited by Underachiever007

I'm really liking what I've heard of the Cave Johnson character.

Posted by FoxMulder

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY GAMES COMING OUT THIS YEAR I WANT!!! I'm gonna be broke by 2012 :(

Posted by ryanwho

Its not JK's fault, but I will always associate him with Nazi prison rape.

Posted by Bongos

Look at them panels go, hot damn.

Posted by Winternet

This game is going to be so awesome, it's actually insane.

Posted by classicdms

I think they're marketing with co-op stuff to not give away anything about the single player, which will be narratively unique, just like the original Portal.

Posted by MetalGearFlaccid

Those panels?  They're crap. Crap, crap, mega crap. I'll give you $200 for all of 'em.

Posted by ThePilgrums

JK Simmons makes a great replacement for GlaDOS. He has his own flavor, but is still funny as shit. Great choice. 
 
And my closest friend loves Portal as much as I do, so co-op is perfect for me. So yeah, sucks that you aren't as fortunate, Venatio. That's no fun.

Posted by Scooper

The animators at Valve need to make longer cinematics. These are soo good! I'd love to see a 20 minute Left 4 Dead movie or even a feature length Half-Life movie.

Posted by Kajaah117
@MetalGearFlaccid said:
" Those panels?  They're crap. Crap, crap, mega crap. I'll give you $200 for all of 'em. "
If J. Jonah Jameson is in the next Spiderman movie they better get J.K. Simmons again. He fuckin' nailed that role. One of the greatest living character actors.
Posted by LordLOC
@ThePilgrums:
GlaDOS is still in the game though. (In case you didn't know, not trying to sound whiny or anything)
Posted by 2HeadedNinja
@Venatio said:
" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "
From what I heard the single player will be about twice as long as Portal 1 ... and the Coop will be the same length but different levels.  
 
So even if you can't play the coop you will probably get your moneys worth. 
 
I think they just advertise the coop more because its "the new thing".
Posted by mustachioeugene

JK Simmons also wants you to get Farmers Insurance and buy M&M's, specifically the yellow/peanut ones.

Posted by ThePilgrums
@LordLOC said:
" @ThePilgrums:GlaDOS is still in the game though. (In case you didn't know, not trying to sound whiny or anything) "
Yeah, I know. "Replacement" was a bad word to use. Should have said he was a great compliment to GlaDOS.
Posted by SleepyDoughnut

"The planks of the future"

Posted by crusader8463

That made me genuinely laugh out load. I can't recall the last time that happened.

Posted by CloudLogic

Laughed so hard at the end when he said "That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too."

Posted by Silverbrand
@Venatio said:

" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "

 That's why I blackmailed a friend. I bought the two-pack pre-order and told a friend that I would give him the other license if he promised to only do his first playthrough of the co-op with me so I wouldn't end up with some random person bitching about how I was taking so long and showing me the solutions to puzzles and rushing me through and just ruining a fun experience. 
Posted by McDunkin

Cave Johnson has to be the best new character this year.

Posted by TooWalrus

I haven't watched any footage of Portal 2, other than the initial E3 trailer, and I don't think I'm going to start now. It's rare that I go into a game completely fresh, but this time, I think that's what I want to do.

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Posted by Greenshoes

Man, I wish I had JK Simmons voice. 

Posted by Spoonman671

I was hoping for more Demon's Souls talk in my Portal 2 promotional material.

Posted by skywing
@ryanwho said:
" Its not JK's fault, but I will always associate him with Nazi prison rape. "
yes
Posted by Rewcastle

Those "fun whacky nuckle-head " robots are starting to fuck me off. Are they replacing portals's subtle, clever and dark humour with nothing more than a bad laurel and hardy slapstick act???
Posted by AltDimension

Fantastic

Posted by Lind_L_Taylor
@FoxMulder said:
" OMG THERE ARE SO MANY GAMES COMING OUT THIS YEAR I WANT!!! I'm gonna be broke by 2012 :( "
Or you could have my problem: plenty of gaming funds, but no time!!
Posted by DeathByWaffle
@Rewcastle: wouldn't want you to get fucked off
Posted by onyxghost

Good lord, JK Simmons has an amazingly appropriate voice for everything going on in portal.

Posted by re4ctor

love it, can't wait!

Edited by ZmillA

I preordered on amazon for the 20 credit
 
and this trailer was pixar quality

Posted by rempresent

My body is ready.

Posted by GozerTC
@onyxghost said:
" Good lord, JK Simmons has an amazingly appropriate voice for everything going on in portal. "
Agreed 100%!! 
Posted by kennybaese
@Venatio said:
" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "
I think the single player will be just as important, they're just pushing the co-op because it's new. 
Posted by Capum15

I fucking love these things so much. Valve is amazing. The end made me laugh heartily.

Posted by Mumrik

I really dislike the British personality sphere they've been showing - I just don't find him amusing. Simmons however has me ready to go.

Posted by pekoe212

J.K. Simmons is fantastic. This made me laugh out loud, it's a lot more amusing than his insurance commercials and this is just his voice.

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Posted by Zeemod

Perfect

Posted by RockyRaccoon37
@Mumrik: Racist.
Posted by TheClap

PUT THIS IN ME

Posted by Greenyz

I need Portals!  Portals about Spider-man!!!

Posted by Koobz

I really hope Cave doesn't get run into the ground like cake was.  But beyond my hopefully unfounded fears, I AM FUCKING HYPED YEEEAAAAHHH J.K. SIMMONSSSS FUCKKK YEEAAAHHH

Posted by MiniPato

Please tell me they are airing this commercial on TV!

Posted by digisplicer

What ISN'T this guy in? I'm actually watching him RIGHT NOW on a Farmer's Insurance commercial...

Posted by theberserker

charming

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