J. K. Simmons Sells You Portals

JK Simmons is sexy

Sweet

3x The Excitement for this game.

So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI 
 
Also, JK Simmons is still awesome 

This is amazing!

JK Simmons is amazing. Reminds me of him in Burn After Reading. Is it too much to hope he becomes Valve's Kevin Butler?
 
Also, Portal 2 still looks awesome.

I'm really liking what I've heard of the Cave Johnson character.

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY GAMES COMING OUT THIS YEAR I WANT!!! I'm gonna be broke by 2012 :(

Its not JK's fault, but I will always associate him with Nazi prison rape.

Look at them panels go, hot damn.

This game is going to be so awesome, it's actually insane.

I think they're marketing with co-op stuff to not give away anything about the single player, which will be narratively unique, just like the original Portal.

Those panels?  They're crap. Crap, crap, mega crap. I'll give you $200 for all of 'em.

JK Simmons makes a great replacement for GlaDOS. He has his own flavor, but is still funny as shit. Great choice. 
 
And my closest friend loves Portal as much as I do, so co-op is perfect for me. So yeah, sucks that you aren't as fortunate, Venatio. That's no fun.

The animators at Valve need to make longer cinematics. These are soo good! I'd love to see a 20 minute Left 4 Dead movie or even a feature length Half-Life movie.

" Those panels?  They're crap. Crap, crap, mega crap. I'll give you $200 for all of 'em. "

" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "

JK Simmons also wants you to get Farmers Insurance and buy M&M's, specifically the yellow/peanut ones.

" @ThePilgrums:GlaDOS is still in the game though. (In case you didn't know, not trying to sound whiny or anything) "

"The planks of the future"

That made me genuinely laugh out load. I can't recall the last time that happened.

Laughed so hard at the end when he said "That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too."

" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "

Cave Johnson has to be the best new character this year.

I haven't watched any footage of Portal 2, other than the initial E3 trailer, and I don't think I'm going to start now. It's rare that I go into a game completely fresh, but this time, I think that's what I want to do.

Man, I wish I had JK Simmons voice. 

I was hoping for more Demon's Souls talk in my Portal 2 promotional material.

" Its not JK's fault, but I will always associate him with Nazi prison rape. "

Fantastic

" OMG THERE ARE SO MANY GAMES COMING OUT THIS YEAR I WANT!!! I'm gonna be broke by 2012 :( "

Good lord, JK Simmons has an amazingly appropriate voice for everything going on in portal.

love it, can't wait!

I preordered on amazon for the 20 credit
 
and this trailer was pixar quality

My body is ready.

" Good lord, JK Simmons has an amazingly appropriate voice for everything going on in portal. "

" So all this Co-op stuff is worrying me, I don't really have anyone to play Portal 2 with and playing with random people online with a game like this doesn't sound great, so I wonder how the split will be in centent between the co-op and singleplayer, maybe you can play the co-op stuff with AI  Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "

I fucking love these things so much. Valve is amazing. The end made me laugh heartily.

I really dislike the British personality sphere they've been showing - I just don't find him amusing. Simmons however has me ready to go.

J.K. Simmons is fantastic. This made me laugh out loud, it's a lot more amusing than his insurance commercials and this is just his voice.

Perfect

PUT THIS IN ME

I need Portals!  Portals about Spider-man!!!

I really hope Cave doesn't get run into the ground like cake was.  But beyond my hopefully unfounded fears, I AM FUCKING HYPED YEEEAAAAHHH J.K. SIMMONSSSS FUCKKK YEEAAAHHH

Please tell me they are airing this commercial on TV!

What ISN'T this guy in? I'm actually watching him RIGHT NOW on a Farmer's Insurance commercial...

charming