J. K. Simmons Sells You Portals

the Portal 2 videos have all been excellent.  I like the isometric diagram views and the playful attitude.

That voice is amazing.

" I haven't watched any footage of Portal 2, other than the initial E3 trailer, and I don't think I'm going to start now. It's rare that I go into a game completely fresh, but this time, I think that's what I want to do. "

GOTY

How much for the crusher JK?

You know, I'm fairly excited for Portal 2. It's hard to believe I know.

J.K. should be in more of everything.

This and MK on the same day. I don't know what to do.

Is it bad that I don't find this funny at all?

JK Simmons was the best part of the Spider-Man movies, so I'm always happy to hear him in videogames. 
 
@Bruce said:

" Is it bad that I don't find this funny at all? "

Oh man! His voice fits perfectly with the character of Cave Johnson. Good get, Valve!

the comically large metal slab(ceiling?) coming down on the 2nd character made me lol

" Its not JK's fault, but I will always associate him with Nazi prison rape. "

Once again......

Yay! 

Portal 2 is 55 bucks on Amazon, with a 20 dollar gift card and a PC version for free if you buy it on PS3. 
 
I'm just trying to figure out if  there will be a bum rush of PS3 copies on ebay gutted for the PC copy. 

Not really a big fan of portal, not that it is a bad game i just never understood the hype around it.

I feel bad for other games coming out this year :(

JK Simmons could sell me anything.

The end was genius. "Thaaat is not a panel. That's a crusher...we sell them too"  His voice is fantastic and very well suited for my image of the CEO of a mega-corporation.

pretty good!

LOL, I loved him as President Ackerman in red alert 3. "Vote for me if you wanna live!"

JK Simmons + Valve = Awesomesauce
 
It's true. Look it up.

" Not really a big fan of portal, not that it is a bad game i just never understood the hype around it. "

If J.K. Simmons told me that I had ball cancer, I'm pretty sure that I would somehow end up being excited about it.

Someone i the comments said they hope J.K. Simmons becomes the Kevin Butler of Valve and honestly...I have to agree. 
 
He is so freakin' fantastic (I don't think I have ever NOT loved him in something) and I would love if his "Cave Johnson" character just became this overarching character in all the Valve games (because don't all the games share the same universe in weird obscure ways? Even TF2?)

Yeah well Pax is ahead with you they also had panels.

Comedy gold.

just take my money already!

" JK Simmons + Valve = Awesomesauce  It's true. Look it up. "

I'm sold, give me 15,000.

HAAAAA!!! thats fuking ace!!!

Hahaha, I love Valves trailers. The Portal ones especially have a cool atyle to them

J.K. Simmons in a video game is always an instant sell for me even with the spider-man games.  I really hope he takes the role of JJJ in the Spider-man reboot!!

This has to be my favorite piece of Portal marketing yet.

i want this so bd right now :)

aww poor robots, I'm wondering are those animations made in the source engine?

I starting to look forward to this. Preversely going to pick up the PS3 version to get the free PC version.

" Hahaha, I love Valves trailers. The Portal ones especially have a cool atyle to them "

Sooo good.
 
...and yeah, JK's voice is solid gold.

Funny. Loved it.

Also, JK Simmons is still awesome  "

"
                I really dislike the British personality sphere they've been showing - I just don't find him amusing. Simmons however has me ready to go.
            "

Hmmm.  That re-ignited my interest in Portal 2.

Now go get me photos of Spiderman!

Panels.... The Planks of Tomorrow!

Now you're thinking with portals...

Humans suck

" My body is ready. "

Between Cave Johnson, GLaDOS and the Merchant personality sphere, there are going to be a heck of a lot of laughs going around. 
 
My body isn't just ready. 
IT WAS MADE FOR THIS.