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John Cena Is Sad

He might also be the cover star of WWE 2K15 or something.

Jul. 1 2014

Posted by: Patrick

In This Episode:

John Cena

WWE 2K15

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@mikkelj said:

Fuck me. I thought it said he was dead.

lol same here

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@iamjohn said:
@turboman said:

Looks like I'll be using the reversible cover two years in a row.

True story: for every used copy of 2K14 I have seen whenever I go to a Gamestop, the person reversed the cover to the Daniel Bryan one. It really did a lot to restore my faith in humanity!

2K14 had a Daniel Bryan cover? I feel like I've let myself down by not knowing this and not reversing it.

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@mikkelj said:

Fuck me. I thought it said he was dead.

Got me too.

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John has heard of the Cover Boy Curse, right?

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"Posted by Patrick Klepek"

Hmm...

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On initial glance, did anyone else think this was original content, and not a trailer?

The wording was too short that it looked like original feature content. I thought it was going to be an insightful video about the hate John Cena gets or something like that.

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WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T SEE HIM!!

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@sgtpierceface said:

This site really is going to become a wrestling site now isn't it?

That would be great.

Hoping this game ships and it doesn't even boot. "We let Cena code it. The WWE license required that he be allowed to 'put his own spin' on it."

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PHOTOSHOOT=GAME QUALITY

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@iamjohn said:
@turboman said:

Looks like I'll be using the reversible cover two years in a row.

True story: for every used copy of 2K14 I have seen whenever I go to a Gamestop, the person reversed the cover to the Daniel Bryan one. It really did a lot to restore my faith in humanity!

I have had 2k14 since launch and did not realise this was a thing. Nice.

Now if only the reversed edition was a Bray/Bo double header.

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@hunterzolomon: well thats not true, Flair title record is close to 24 titles WWE just decides to care about some of them. Besides titles are not what they used to be, Dbryan is already a 3 time champ but most people only care about the one after Mania.

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@shtinky: this. I was hoping for a soul bearing expose about being The Champ and how hard it is to rise above hate.

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@rmack said:

@shrinerr said:

Ya know what's funny? Last night on RAW they revealed the cover, and Cena looked surprised. You did a cover shoot, why are you surprised?!?

The funniest part was Stephanie randomly asking the crowd "HOW MANY OF YOU ARE GAMERS?!"

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I don't know, this was pretty funny too.

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This site really is going to become a wrestling site now isn't it?

Better a wrestling site than a Dota/moba lover club...

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@amikron said:

@sgtpierceface said:

This site really is going to become a wrestling site now isn't it?

Better a wrestling site than a Dota/moba lover club...

Preach!

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It would have been cool & way more legit if 2K did the FIFA trick of changing the cover art to be relevant to the country of release. I'm not a fan of his but I'd much rather have had Wade on the cover than Cena (after all it'll be a huge surprise if Adrian Neville is even in the game).

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@damodar: I'm looking forward to how they do at replicating Seth Rollins wetness.

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This site really is going to become a wrestling site now isn't it?

shhh just let it happen , one of us one of us

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Best game ever John Cena? Ya right... lol

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@jedo said:

This guy's face looks like something an artist would design for a shooter game.

He actually looks a lot like Drew. . . if Drew took a gallon of steroids a day.

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John Cena is making Frog Fractions 2

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Hey, it's John Cena!!

**waving hand in front of face** "NOT THIS!"

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Cena the shit factor of professional wrestling fuck boy bucket head.

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@mikkelj said:

Fuck me. I thought it said he was dead.

Got me too.

I wasn't fully awake just now and thought it said 'John Cena is Dead' and I was like WHOA!

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lolcenadevs

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John Cena the person seems like a great guy.

John Cena the wrestler needs to die in a fire.

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A shame that Stardust couldn't make the cover.

What could've been:

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John Cena is sad alright. A sad piece of shit.

Fucking title run number 2374. BORING

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I wonder if they are going to have the crowd chant "CM Punk" all the time?

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I just had to watch him win live in Boston on Sunday and now he mocks me online! I hate you John Cena! I HAAATE YOOOU!

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I just want one of these to be released on PC, just to mod the living piss out of it. Charles Barkley Shut and Jam Gaiden Side Story: The Big Jam in the Windy City, Wrestlenomicon will be the best unlicensed total conversion mod to date.

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Man, Cena is starting to look old now, Which makes me feel old, Which makes me sad about my failed wrestling career.

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Fuck Cena. I can't believe they gave him the belt back.

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this is great

@seroth said:

A shame that Stardust couldn't make the cover.

What could've been:

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Cena is working with 2K to ensure he wins every match, even the ones he's not in.

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fisk0  Moderator

Wait, do 2K really have a long history in wrestling games? I thought THQ and EA had been doing them for the longest time.

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@fisk0 said:

Wait, do 2K really have a long history in wrestling games? I thought THQ and EA had been doing them for the longest time.

I thought 2K brought the team over when they got the license?

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Some of you love me telling you about WWE 2K15 and some of you hate me telling you about WWE 2K15!

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Nobody loves a deserter !

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@gaftra said:

@fisk0 said:

Wait, do 2K really have a long history in wrestling games? I thought THQ and EA had been doing them for the longest time.

I thought 2K brought the team over when they got the license?

Yes they did, but that's the developer Yuke's having a long history with the license, not the publisher 2K.

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He is The Marine. 10/10.

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@amikron said:

@sgtpierceface said:

This site really is going to become a wrestling site now isn't it?

Better a wrestling site than a Dota/moba lover club...

I guess you're going to hate the "spin" that Cena has added to the game, then.

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If you can't see him, why put him on the cover?

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@fisk0 said:

@gaftra said:

@fisk0 said:

Wait, do 2K really have a long history in wrestling games? I thought THQ and EA had been doing them for the longest time.

I thought 2K brought the team over when they got the license?

Yes they did, but that's the developer Yuke's having a long history with the license, not the publisher 2K.

ah, right. But if you are the PR team writing this up then you're probably willing to stretch that a good bit.