John Cena Is Sad

''huuuuh!''

I'm really glad I'm not the only person who found that hilarious.

Dafaq did I just watch?

it's the 2k way!!!

Oh my god. He said "30 Year History of WWE Games" D: I'm old.

I WANT TO FEEL IT!

He's fine in the ring and on the mic but his character is supremely boring with no depth, and never loses, much like Superman. And now he's the champion again cause fuck everything.

I can't see it

Man, Cena is starting to look old now, Which makes me feel old, Which makes me sad about my failed wrestling career.

THIS MUST BE THE REVERSIBLE COVER! Seriously, please 2k?

@raikoh05 said:

this is great

@seroth said:

A shame that Stardust couldn't make the cover.

What could've been:

You might confuse Cena with Randy Orton there.

He's pretty good at talking!

I in vision John Cena's word being broken.

"Were doing a covershoot so the game must be good" What?

Also did @patrickklepek just google image search john cena for that still?

Cena nation! He's still doing the Marine thing? I haven't been following wrestling for a while.

I would like to know more about this game.

@sgtpierceface: I don't watch wrastlin', but somehow, I'm okay with that.

@jedo: bj blazcenawicz?

Heh.

All the game needs is STAR DUST! I'm not happy about Cena putting himself in the game

Cena actually has a crazy amount of wishes fulfilled for the Make-A-Wish foundation, about 300+. I don't know much about wrestling, but that makes him an alright guy in my book.

Why hasn't anyone told John Cena that sweatbands died with emo kids, like, ten years ago?

I assume this is related to his new movie with Amy Pohler and Tina Fey:

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=120150

@nutta27: The more impressive part is that those are fucking headbands. Like holy shit.

I wonder how big 2K has to go with their cover stars to meet their measure of financial viability. As divorced as I am from the idea of hating on "stars," going Jordan -> James -> Cena doesn't exactly inspire confidence that we'll get to see any interesting stories from smaller-name athletes.

Oh man, if they'd announced John Cena as being on the cover and then revealed the boxart with just an empty space there.... MAGNIFICENT.

I can't figure out if they are just trying to make it so people don't want to buy this years game.

:(

ah, right. But if you are the PR team writing this up then you're probably willing to stretch that a good bit.

If you can't see him, why put him on the cover?

I guess you're going to hate the "spin" that Cena has added to the game, then.

He is The Marine. 10/10.

Yes they did, but that's the developer Yuke's having a long history with the license, not the publisher 2K.

Nobody loves a deserter !

Some of you love me telling you about WWE 2K15 and some of you hate me telling you about WWE 2K15!

I thought 2K brought the team over when they got the license?

@iamjohn: I am so happy to read this!

Wait, do 2K really have a long history in wrestling games? I thought THQ and EA had been doing them for the longest time.

Cena is working with 2K to ensure he wins every match, even the ones he's not in.

this is great

@seroth said:

A shame that Stardust couldn't make the cover.

What could've been:

Fuck Cena. I can't believe they gave him the belt back.

Man, Cena is starting to look old now, Which makes me feel old, Which makes me sad about my failed wrestling career.

I just want one of these to be released on PC, just to mod the living piss out of it. Charles Barkley Shut and Jam Gaiden Side Story: The Big Jam in the Windy City, Wrestlenomicon will be the best unlicensed total conversion mod to date.

I just had to watch him win live in Boston on Sunday and now he mocks me online! I hate you John Cena! I HAAATE YOOOU!

I wonder if they are going to have the crowd chant "CM Punk" all the time?