Jurassic Lark: Part 02

"We'll come back to Trespasser." :(

@noblenerf: LETS HUG IT OUT MAN :( *wipes tear from eye*

"Yeah, we'll probably come back to Trespasser."

"We'll come back to Trespasser." :(

Ryan being gone doesn't seem real when we can just go back and watch these videos. I just expect them to make another one of these even though I know that's not actually possible.

Also it sucks that there will probably never be another one of these.

I saw this great Jurassic Park themed band called "Clever Girl". Actually, I was drunk so I can't really say how good they were. They were pretty good if you've got a couple darth vaders in you.

If there's anything I've realized while watching Giantbomb do their business, it's that Ryan Davis loves claiming people are dead who aren't.

@marokai: True man, he does not stop talking. It's really tiresome when he gets going, I'm sure he just loves the sound of his own voice. The worst part is when he cuts people off (happens frequently on the Bombcast) and whenever he is explaining a game or something it takes him four times longer then anyone else would to explain it.

Also, both Richard and David Attenborough are very much alive. For a huge fan of Jurassic Park, Patrick really doesn't know a lot about it at all.

I've discovered why I've had such a hard time getting into Patrick-specific content, and it's that he just never stops talking. In Random PC Game, in Breaking Brad, in every other feature I can think of, they at least make a serious effort at playing the games, but Patrick seems to spend most of his time reciting Wikipedia-gleaned knowledge and monologuing about this or that.

Even in the Olympic Games Olympiad, when most of those games were shitty and practically the same, Ryan spent time trying to actually play them. It's just so tough for me to get into these features when I would really really like to, especially since there's a ton of Patrick content here for people to enjoy. I feel like the games should be the stars of these features, not the people in them. But I just can't do it; it sucks for me, I guess.

Ryan talking shit about the Xmen cartoon really does baffle me. It was nothing short of awesome damn it!

@ryan Plausible does not equal true.

That dude needs to shave.

For the record, Jeff Goldblum is a real nice dude who occasionally forgets his mantra.

OMG!!! jurrasic park 2 is my shit! i used to play this as a kid soooo much.

LOL! What a fucking douchebag!

oh cool a cd-rom

CBS lets Ted Danson bring his pet raptor to work?

I played the crap out of Chaos Island. Totally forgot about it until the guys played it here. Now tempted to reinstall.

My butt is being held.

Oh my God, I loved Chaos Island!

Oh man how did they play Chaos Island and not hatch anything :(

I suggested Jurassic Patrick, but apparently they had already decided on a name way ahead of time.

Jurassic Lark? C'mon guys, you can do better than that.

Not only is Richard Attenborough (The Lord Attenbrorough; I'm serious) still alive, I met (read: bumped into) him back in 2007. He was on the same flight from London Heathrow to Glasgow Central as a friend of mine. When I went to pick up their baggage, I walked over to grab a bag I spotted and brushed passed him. Another friend of mine started waving frantically at me for some reason, and when I looked to my left, I paused for a moment, blinked, and slowly backed the heck away.

Sadly, his health HAS started to fail, which his brother (broadcasting legend David Attenborough) confirmed not long ago. It was pretty evident how poorly he was, even when I met him in 2007. :(

Recently watched a LP of Trespasser, and you know, it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's more tech demo than game, but it's games like that (harbingers, in a way) that keep the industry advancing. Too bad the boobs thing didn't catch on though (kidding!)

When i read this post before watching the video it did not make any sense. But now i see the world in a completely different way. *looks down* Aww :(

yeah I'm left handed and I wear my watch on my left hand as well. never even thought about wearing it on my right. seems real weird to me.

I think it's how most left-handed people wear it. Although I wear it on my left and am left-handed. I do always get comments about it though when people find out I'm left-handed like "Isn't that uncomfortable?". Meh.

It's how females generally wear watches.

Patrick wearing his watch on his right arm really irritates me, I don't know why but it just does. Its just wrong and goes against nature (probably).

Hey, that's custom.

Saying that both Richard and David Attenborough (it's okay to pronounce that surname as one word, by the way @ryan) were dead was pretty goddamn stupid.

AS STUPID AS TRESPASSER HAHAHAHAHAHA.

@chiablo: That's Ian. He doesnt work for gamespot. He is a web designer for Giant Bomb

Their reaction to the Trespasser health meter is fantastic.

This feature is so dinosaurs. The actual games themselves are not very dinosaurs.

Custom? That's SO gumbo!

Also, why did the hotdog vendor EXPLODE?

man. i love jurassic lark. Can't wait for the next episode.

As soon as I saw the thumbnail, this was all I could think about. The best LP I've ever watched.

More and more Giant Bomb features have boring Gamespot members. Give it a year and they'll combine it into Giant Gamebombspot.

I need more!

Hey, that's custom.

Hell yeah some subscriber ass content.

@bartman3010 said:

I may be alone here, but for me the chill, earnest, and occasionally hilarious narration of ResearchIndicates in that LP is an essential part of the Trespasser experience.

I'll just leave this here.

A RTS with a Jeff Goldblum unit. People should have been making these in the same quantity as Modern Military Shooters. What gives? video game industry.

every video on the website is broken for me including this one.. but no one else is bitching about it so maybe its just me? reply if you got the same problem.

Yep

Only after watching all ten episodes of "The Pacific" and checking out IMDB I realized that one of the main characters from the series was little Timmy. He puked in JP and probably puked in The Pacific.

Complaining about braces? Try getting them when you're 38.