Ladies Love Cool Mike In This Alpha Protocol Trailer

Shepard.

I don't understand why they show their PS2-explosions in like all trailers. 
 
So fucking ugly.

The thumbnail for the video is very misleading.  I saw it and exclaimed "MIKE HORN ENDURANCE RUN!"  But lo. I was disappointed.

What was his name again? Roberto? Robert? Bob or something I think?

" Shepard. "

Okay, I'm totally interested in this game now.

His name is Special Agent Francis Micheal Thorton, but you can call him Micheal.

Somewhere out there a real dude named Micheal Thorton has posted this video on his facebook.

THEY HAVE SPACE MICHAEL!

What the fuck is this? 
 I'm sorry Obsidian, but some of Alpha Protocol's trailers are pretty cool, however this trailer isn't anyone's time. I really hope this game is good. 

" So wait, who was he? Martin? "

Agreed. If a bit buggy :P "

lol

" His name is Special Agent Francis Micheal Thorton, but you can call him Micheal. "

I so wanted this game to be good, but..
HE IS THE GUN.
 
It HAS TO BE ;)

I have a  sneaking suspicion that this game will be rubbish.
 
Unfortunate, really.

His name is Thorton. Mr. Agent Michael "Mike" "Darling" Thorton.
He is a pretty cool gun and doesn't afraid of anything.

So who's the main character again?  I couldn't quite catch the name.

" I just wanted to hear a good Will Arnett "MICHAEL!!" in there. "

" I have a  sneaking suspicion that this game will be rubbish.  Unfortunate, really. "

I was hoping for a bit more stealth.....

Game still looks terrible.

JASON!...I mean, Michael!

Wait, so what's his name? Alan something...?

Despite this, I'm still getting this game. I lol'ed the entired trailer

If Michael is the gun, and Michael fires himself, WTF are the bullets called?

Borrowing ideas of any kind from Rogue Warrior is the sign of a very desperate production team.

This game sounds awesome, but as they release more and more trailers my expectations are dropping and droppping. This is an awful trailer, I'll be honest. They should've gone for a more suave james bond-y approach to the trailers in my opinion.

This trailer is actually kind cool.  Michael Thorton looks like a bit of a badass.  Skinny little dude, but a bad ass. :P

Really looking forward to this game.

Looks good... Doesn't seem like it will play good... Consider me skeptical.

Is it just me, or is his face incapable of expression?

Is your name Michael Thorton? 
 
No mine's Clarence.

lame 

Nice.
 
Really think they could not have designed a more generic, boring looking protagonist, but hey. Game will probably rule.

hey, commander shepard.

I'm having an identity crisis after watching that video.
 
I can't remember who I am or anyone I know and I think I might be a gun.

 Imagine if his first name was Jason

all I could think of was G.O.B.

  lol Shepards' great great great great great great grandfather, names got changed through marriage :)      

" I'm just gonna try this... Edit: Beaten, but barely. Anyway. The game shown in the video doesn't strike me as an RPG at all. Which makes this kinda intriguing. Gonna follow this I think.  "

Jason?

Ridiculous costumes? Check.

What a dumb trailer. Still interested in the game though.

" See the gun? I'm commander Shepard!"

What a waste of resources.

I really hope more resources went into the story of this game than the graphical department. I don't generally care about graphics in a game but why do these look just so....plain? Nothing eye catching at all in all these trailers. If they expect me to play an rpg for hours on end at least make it look semi interesting. 

This game looks baaaaaad.