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Lara Croft Costume DLC in Lightning Returns: FF XIII? Sure, Why the Hell Not

I mean, I'm sure there are any number of good reasons why the hell not, but eh. What are you gonna do?

Feb. 5 2014

Posted by: Alex

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Needs a Deus Ex: Human Revolution-style costume now if it's gonna be taken to this level.

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@lazyaza: I would probably buy that game. I'm not going to buy this one though. =D

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@humanity said:

@milkman said:

@nmc2008 said:

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

I have no opinion on this and have been actively avoiding these kind of conversations lately but dude...that is ridiculous.

Society does nothing but facilitate male sexuality. Look around you, everything is meant to appeal to the male sex drive. The idea that society is in anyway persecuting you for liking tits is just patently absurd and completely out of tough with reality.

While I don't agree with it completely, his argument isn't nearly as absurd as you'd think.

It's mostly just the video game industry along with Patrick making this have some weight. Apparently a male character being the one to defend your house in Castle Doctrine is 'controversial' now!

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See, look, Square totally understands the Western marketplace!

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@lazyaza said:

I swear I've seen more costume dlc vids of this game than actual... vids of the game.

Is it even a game? did they just give up finally and make a FF game where you just creepily oogle a 3d model? Cause I wouldn't be surprised.

Wait, what do you know about Final Fantasy X-2?

The voice actress is the same as Liara? Yeah, that makes sense. She worked well as a sorta innocent, quiet, science-y sort of girl in Mass Effect 1 but Liara's forced, "I-live-in-a-dark-world-now" voicing in ME2 was not really all that good.

Can the main character in FFXV laugh and crack bad jokes? Please? I'd like a Final Fantasy character that doesn't necessarily break the fourth wall, but is aware of how ludicrous everything around him is. Like Balthier, for instance. Balthier was pretty much the reason I pulled through those dragging first eight or so hours of FFXII.

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reboot!Lara Croft's outfit isn't really "sexy", so I'm not sure what the point is here.

@odusei said:

I'm down with Lara Croft, but who's the blonde chick?

Pretty sure her hair is pink.

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Ok So this is bad because this kinda makes me want to get this game.

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I swear I've seen more costume dlc vids of this game than actual... vids of the game.

Is it even a game? did they just give up finally and make a FF game where you just creepily oogle a 3d model? Cause I wouldn't be surprised.

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People complaining about the dress-up aspect apparently have not been paying attention to spinoff FF games for quite some time!

Edit: Also, who the fuck thinks this is even slightly sexual?

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@wmoyer83 said:

Remember a time when Final Fantasy games had a plot and continuity that made sense, and didnt need pointless tie ins from other games made by the same publisher? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I remember compressing time into a disk, flying a whale to the moon, and fighting evil clown gods.

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Remember a time when Final Fantasy games had a plot and continuity that made sense, and didnt need pointless tie ins from other games made by the same publisher? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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Since this game is about time travel shenanigans they might as well find a way to combine this game and the Tomb Raider universe with said shenanigans.

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Oh wow really, people don't like Lightning's voice acting? Count me in the minority I guess. I love the voice work for both Lightning and Liara, Ali Hillis is the actor that does them both.

Not too much interest in this game though.

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At this point, you're either on board with this crazy shit or you're on the outside looking in.

Me? I'm fuckin' driving the train. This is the best kind of goofy dumb shit.

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Dirt is part of the costume!

Dirt is proprietary. But seriously, I know Ali Hillis can do a better VO than this. Your tearing me apart Liara!

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@themaniacsgnome:

course you can throw stones..as long as you aren't one of the people stupid enough to buy that shit.

And that's what this is. Garbage. This game looks fucking terrible and this outfit...is really bad. not only does it not fit in the series but it doesn't even look right on Liara...I mean Lightning.

"dressed up a dirty realdoll" is about spot-on

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it's fun to dress Lightning up like any number of more interesting characters

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Oh, Squenix... Why you so crazy?

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This doesn't feel like FF at all.

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This is so dumb. Final Fantasy games used to have dignity.

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Neat.. oh wait I'm supposed to be disgusted, right? Uh, this is an outrage.. I don't really care.

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So what's the over under on dressing her like Agent 47?

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@milkman said:

@nmc2008 said:

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

I have no opinion on this and have been actively avoiding these kind of conversations lately but dude...that is ridiculous.

Society does nothing but facilitate male sexuality. Look around you, everything is meant to appeal to the male sex drive. The idea that society is in anyway persecuting you for liking tits is just patently absurd and completely out of tough with reality.

Society does nothing but facilitate sexuality in general and is appealing to everyone's sex drive. stop trying to make it look like it is only for males. Sex sells for both gender.

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@milkman said:

@nmc2008 said:

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

I have no opinion on this and have been actively avoiding these kind of conversations lately but dude...that is ridiculous.

Society does nothing but facilitate male sexuality. Look around you, everything is meant to appeal to the male sex drive. The idea that society is in anyway persecuting you for liking tits is just patently absurd and completely out of tough with reality.

While I don't agree with it completely, his argument isn't nearly as absurd as you'd think.

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Christ, Lightning is such a dull character. They really should have switched out the voice actor too, maybe bring in someone who can at least make Lightning sound a little less bored of existing.

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@nmc2008 said:

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

I have no opinion on this and have been actively avoiding these kind of conversations lately but dude...that is ridiculous.

Society does nothing but facilitate male sexuality. Look around you, everything is meant to appeal to the male sex drive. The idea that society is in anyway persecuting you for liking tits is just patently absurd and completely out of touch with reality.

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I think SE is just not making it clear enough that the customizable costumes are important part of combat mechanics, making it seems like it's just all about dressing her up rather than customizing the outfits to suit the situation. Basically they just took the equipment system from previous titles and instead of having a whole bunch of accessories what you'll never get to see, now those bonuses and effect are incorporated in clothing and at least to me that's more interesting way of doing it.

Edit: But yeah, the voice-acting on Lightning is bit of a hit or miss. I think her performance was better as Liara (ME1, ME3) and that doctor from Starcraft 2 which might have suited her voice better. You can actually spot the same kind of issue in Mass Effect 2 where Liara's tone was supposed to be more angry and tough, similiar to Lightning in this clip and it also sounded a little bit forced.

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Lightning doesn't really fill that top like Lara does.

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damn it I need to re buy ff13 and finish it. then get ff13-2 finish that then get this. cause it all seems awesome.

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@huser: In the demo costumes/garbs seemed to have one or two locked abilities, I'm not 100% sure if they'll be exclusive to that outfit or not though but it seems to be what you'd want.

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Character design can be sexy without pandering - e.g. Bayonetta - but making the boobs on an existing character bigger is pretty clearly an effort to appeal to a lowest common denominator. As the intended target of that pandering, you should be irritated that the developers think so little of you.

I love Bayonetta, but I might consider the character who routinely loses all of her clothing and is designed to be 80% legs a somewhat bigger offender than a minor increase in a characters chest.

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@nmc2008 said:

@dan_citi said:

eh, the difference is that Lightning is a game character designed by men (and she isn't too bad from what I remember of 13, certainly not sexualized much) and these costumes can become pandering and silly in a demeaning way. Lightning is not a sentient, actual woman making a choice on what she wears and how she carries herself, she's an avatar you stare at for tens of hours. You control her(in a straightforward game) and dress her up to your liking. It's not really the same thing.

Anyway, these games seem impossible to actually look forward to. Nothing exciting about them after XIII proper was the biggest drag in a while, and XII was such a smart, cool game if not flawed.

Is it only pandering if men enjoy it? I am curious because I never see this in any other situation, everytime I see the word pandering it's in this type of situation. Why is it always pandering when it comes to this type of thing? So are you saying that women in real life pander to men as well when they dress all sexy and such? or are they doing that to feel sexy for themselves? Is it only when a man creates something sexual for men that it's pandering? Or am I missing something here? I don't think these costumes are pandering, I honestly think these costumes were made because he wanted to make em, nothing more.

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

Character design can be sexy without pandering - e.g. Bayonetta - but making the boobs on an existing character bigger is pretty clearly an effort to appeal to a lowest common denominator. As the intended target of that pandering, you should be irritated that the developers think so little of you.

The difference between a real woman getting a boob job and a video game woman getting her breasts drawn larger is the difference between having a sexy girlfriend and having a sexy body pillow. Don't let video games be like sexy body pillows.

If you feel that your male sexuality is being stifled, may I suggest that the very device on which you composed and transmitted your complaint can deliver unto you more free pornography that you could possibly consume in your lifetime?

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Next dress her up like Adam Jensen, Raziel, Garrett, and #47. Because Eidos must be strip-mined by their square-enix masters.

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I mean 13-2 had DLC clothes from Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed, at least Square Enix had something to do with the game this is based on.

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Ten bucks says the next DLC is Clean Faces.

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@dan_citi said:

@shadowskill11 said:

@pumpkinheaddy said:

@shevar@zacagawea: Seems that way, only way creepier - the devs did some press event a while back in Japan talking about how they'd give her a well-needed boost to her bra-size, and the customization options are so great because you can equip a smaller shield on her to get a better view. So, yeah...

INTEGRITY

DIGNITY

LIGHTNING RETURNS - now with bigger booobies!

I see no problem with this. You can also but her in a black mage moomoo. Would you be happier if she was in a burqa? When you grow up you learn that human sexuality is not something to be ashamed of and when women have it it doesn't make them sluts or bimbos.

eh, the difference is that Lightning is a game character designed by men (and she isn't too bad from what I remember of 13, certainly not sexualized much) and these costumes can become pandering and silly in a demeaning way. Lightning is not a sentient, actual woman making a choice on what she wears and how she carries herself, she's an avatar you stare at for tens of hours. You control her(in a straightforward game) and dress her up to your liking. It's not really the same thing.

Anyway, these games seem impossible to actually look forward to. Nothing exciting about them after XIII proper was the biggest drag in a while, and XII was such a smart, cool game if not flawed.

Is it only pandering if men enjoy it? I am curious because I never see this in any other situation, everytime I see the word pandering it's in this type of situation. Why is it always pandering when it comes to this type of thing? So are you saying that women in real life pander to men as well when they dress all sexy and such? or are they doing that to feel sexy for themselves? Is it only when a man creates something sexual for men that it's pandering? Or am I missing something here? I don't think these costumes are pandering, I honestly think these costumes were made because he wanted to make em, nothing more.

It's really starting to feel like society is trying real hard to stifle male sexuality, make men feel bad for liking things of a sexual nature. It's fucking sad.

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I dunno about the story, the art direction, or the voice acting, but the mechanics in the demo were really fun, and ultimately that's all that really matters to me.

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Ok, Lara Croft, sure, whatever. When is she getting an Adam Jensen oufit? Come on, SE, get on that shit.

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It's like somebody dressed up a dirty RealDoll.

>______<

:D

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This game is going to be fucking horrible. I can't wait to buy it day 1.

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@pumpkinheaddy said:

@shevar@zacagawea: Seems that way, only way creepier - the devs did some press event a while back in Japan talking about how they'd give her a well-needed boost to her bra-size, and the customization options are so great because you can equip a smaller shield on her to get a better view. So, yeah...

INTEGRITY

DIGNITY

LIGHTNING RETURNS - now with bigger booobies!

I see no problem with this. You can also but her in a black mage moomoo. Would you be happier if she was in a burqa? When you grow up you learn that human sexuality is not something to be ashamed of and when women have it it doesn't make them sluts or bimbos.

eh, the difference is that Lightning is a game character designed by men (and she isn't too bad from what I remember of 13, certainly not sexualized much) and these costumes can become pandering and silly in a demeaning way. Lightning is not a sentient, actual woman making a choice on what she wears and how she carries herself, she's an avatar you stare at for tens of hours. You control her(in a straightforward game) and dress her up to your liking. It's not really the same thing.

Anyway, these games seem impossible to actually look forward to. Nothing exciting about them after XIII proper was the biggest drag in a while, and XII was such a smart, cool game if not flawed.

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So Kane and Lynch DLC costumes available soon?

Darnit. I came here just to say this.