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Let's Finish This Damn Blair Witch Game

Our long nightmare is over. At least, until I decide to boot up the second game.

May. 2 2014

Cast: Patrick

Posted by: Patrick

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I think that shovel showed more emotion than the protagonist ever did.

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That ending though.

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Damn, watching Patrick play this game was always a highlight, shame it's over.

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Wow, after actually going back and watching the rest of your videos of this game, there really isn't a whole lot to it. What a weird/dumb game. I mean, it's like 5 or so hours long, but it felt more like 1 hour somehow.

Also, third person RE style horror games? Can we please stop throwing tons and tons of enemies at the player? Your combat systems always suck and fighting even one enemy is usually painful enough. Thanks.

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Patrick and Matt doing a run through of the other Blair Witch games? Sign me up (also get Dave Lang in there and you are GOLDEN!!)

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Comedy Gold!

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"I hope you realize how dangerous that is" Well the hordes of murderous monsters was kind of a hint...

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Good times PK. Thanks.

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11:10 - 12:30 = Hilarious!

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"I have to F her....to take it out." - Patrick Klepek 2014

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@hammondoftexas said:

Wow Frog Fractions 2 is really scary!

Haha! I love this idea that Frog Fractions 2 was made years and years ago. No one will ever see it coming!

EXACTLY!

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@fobwashed: gif of the little girl running with the priest please

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I love the idea of an alternate universe where Jeff insists that people call him Mr. Gerstmann

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This game was turrible. Best part of the game imo is the weird ass cutscenes with funky animations and camera cuts =P Thanks for taking the bullet Mr. K

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Wow Frog Fractions 2 is really scary!

Haha! I love this idea that Frog Fractions 2 was made years and years ago. No one will ever see it coming!

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This game looks so awful.

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@nightriff said:

Is watching the entire Blair Witch ER worth it?

As long as you Mystery Science Theater 3000 it, and relentlessly mock it. It's such a terrible game. Watching it live and making fun of the game along with the chat really improved the experience for me.

Seriously, it's like an early Resident Evil game with a way less varied environment and really boring enemies, in that all you see Patrick do is run around a small town (like 25% of the time) and then run around this samey looking forest (70% of the time). The first 5% of the game is in the office for the ghosthunting branch of the FBI or something.

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The animations in this game might be the best thing ever.

Somebody needs to make a gif of that little girl running and Patrick carrying that boy like a gun

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So basically this is the Deadly Premonition of horror games. SOLO ENDURANCE RUN PLS.

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Is watching the entire Blair Witch ER worth it?

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Flap on, you crazy coat.

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Wow Frog Fractions 2 is really scary!

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@swat200 said:

Does patricks screen keep flashing red through the entire video?

Yeah, it's a bug in Xsplit related to my web cam. I'm going to try and buy another one.

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Does patricks screen keep flashing red through the entire video?

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And that intro GIF is pretty amazing.

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He finally got it to work!

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Rustin Parrses.