Meet the Voices of LocoCycle's Sentient Bikes

Lisa Foiles <3

The idea of Robert Patrick voicing a motorcycle is pretty bizarre, yet it makes me very intrigued about this game.

@crunchmonkey said:

Say... that's a nice bike.

PERFECT.

Man, if that line doesn't make an appearance in the game, someone needs to get fired.

@RedRocketWestie: This is a video game, play COD if you want to dying.

Sorry, I was too distracted by that Destroy All Astro-Men vinyl in the background.

SOLD!

I thought it couldnt have moving parts.

I know silliness can be a legitimate appeal, but TP's brand has just never clicked with me. I mean, seriously, how long does that guy get dragged behind a motorcycle at high speed (and through flips) without dying?

I don't understand what I just saw. What is the premise of the game? Why are the motorcycles driving themselves and why is one of them dragging a guy? Robert Patrick is a good actor. He was great in the tv show The Unit. I was bummed when that show moved to syndication -to avoid cancellation- because CBS was trying to save money.

Hey, it's the guy from True Blood!

*trollface*

Agent John Doggett in a video game!? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

@LarryDavis said:

Robert Patrick is morphing into Martin Sheen.

My God, you're absolutely right.

The juxtaposition of visual insanity and the attractive calm robot voice of Iris seems like guaranteed comedy gold.

Anyone else get a real harsh E.D. 209 vibe from the voice work?

I dont really like the girls voice.

@DrJota said:

@crunchmonkey: Get out.

Linked that for ya. Anyway, it's cool to see Lisa Foiles in another Twisted Pixel game. Missed opportunity that she didn't have a Wavy Tube Man cameo.

@MeatSim said:

If it's not a Kinect game then I am all for this game.

This echoes my feelings on the matter.

If it's not a Kinect game then I am all for this game.

looks like a ps2 game

@crunchmonkey: Get out.

I'm a big fan of Twisted Pixel so I hope this is good, but I'm not convinced.

I enjoy Robert Patrick in just about anything but I think they could have really done better with Lisa Foiles. She's a far better actress than most people give her credit for. I'm sure the whole bubbly blonde thing doesn't help but I've seen her pull off far better than flat dialogue. The director should have gone for way more.

Speaking of more... where's the FMV?! Is this really a Twisted Pixel game?

@ObiKwiet said:

@crunchmonkey said:

Say... that's a nice bike.

Nicely done sir.

End thread.

@siaynoq said:

Heh, Robert Patrick's really underrated. I used to always want to seem him play a role in Star Trek or something.

I bet he would have fit right in with Section 31! I loved Will Saddler as Sloan though.

Now imagine if, and I hate pigeon holing Robert Patrick in T2, but Imagine if he was the motorcycle Arnie was using in the beginning portions of the film, and imagine how different that movie would be...I guess not that different, I haven't actually thought it out enough yet.

@Krakn3Dfx: Supposedly that show is really good. It's made by The Shield guy.

Robert Patrick is morphing into Martin Sheen.

Oh shit! Thats the T2 guy?!

How much money do you think Robert Patrick has in his bank account right now?

@Krakn3Dfx said:

I don't even know how you turn a story about a rogue submarine into a TV series. I don't care, Andre Braugher and Robert Patrick are goddamned awesome.

They already did it... (sure, you weren't even born then, but...)... Well, okay, it was a supposed research sub on a secret mission to fight aliens, but still...

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

...stupid link didn't want to link...

Sold!

Heh, Robert Patrick's really underrated. I used to always want to seem him play a role in Star Trek or something.

Now for the fun of it, let's reminisce over Terminator 2.

"Call....to John. I know this hurts."

"He's a good lookin' boy!"

@Lazyaza: More like Knight Rider gone insane. Or loco if you'd prefer.

What?... SOLD!

@crunchmonkey said:

Say... that's a nice bike.

+1

@crunchmonkey said:

Say... that's a nice bike.

Nicely done sir.

This dialog is hilariously shitty. I hope that stays in a good way.

What's up with this game?!

Twisted Pixel: Quoting movies out of context since 2009.

Ah shit. Robert Patrick in a game is awesome.

So they're like Transformers without the Tranforming part. Haven't cared much for TP's past games but this could be neat.

What is going on here?!

Say... that's a nice bike.

Robert Patrick is in that Last Resort show that comes on this fall with Andre Braugher. I am way more stoked about a show that has both of these actors in it than any chance of it being a good show.

I don't even know how you turn a story about a rogue submarine into a TV series. I don't care, Andre Braugher and Robert Patrick are goddamned awesome.

Finally!