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Mileena Joins the Mortal Kombat Live-Action Fray

She'll, uh, cut you down to sais! Yeah? Anybody? Here all week.

Apr. 27 2012

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Mortal Kombat

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looks like a fan-made, cheap-cosplayed, badly-acted, low-budget, un-sexy, cliched, non-canon, waste of time.

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No violence in a MK commercial? What is going on!? Did fox news win?

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Nice perfume commercial.

Wait, game commercial?

Mortal Kombat??

STOP PLAYING!!!

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bad pun is bad! lol

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@Branthog:You're insane if you think that non-revealing shirts and jeans are sexier than push up latex and cleavage. Seriously.

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Danni Levy is super good looking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrXilCQfkE

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Edited By heavyplay

did someone say boobs

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Can't help but feel they put her lenses in wrong. They look crooked and derpy >.>

You mean I was supposed to look at the boobs?! ...Oh.

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Edited By dagas

So do you go for the pretty face (Kitana) or the bigger boobs (Mileena)? I'd choose Kitana.

@TakenByTrees said:

Anyone know what city it is in the roof cut. It looks like London but I cant see any landmarks I know. Anyone any ideas its bugging me and I've had to watch the damn thing about 20 times.

Maybe you are too distracted by the women? or maybe they have digitally taken away landmarks.

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so yeah boobs

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I like boobs

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Edited By meaninoflife42

*Read's Brad's caption*

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I don't think any amount of fine bitches will make me want to buy a Vita. Oh well.

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I really, really enjoy puns. Thank you, Brad.

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That's gold Brad. GOLD!

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@onan said:

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't that pornstar Katsuni dressed up as Mileena in this video..?

Nah, It's Danni Levy (Mileena) and Rachelle Glover (Kitana)... They've done a pretty good job on that trailer.

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@AlexanderSheen said:

@Brad said:

BOOSH

I don't know if you noticed, but you say that more and more recently. Where did you get this catchphrase? For some reason I like it.

It's most likely from Frisky Dingo (TV show). The Xtacles/Decepticles, and most of the other characters, use it a lot.

OT: This was a decent, but strange, commercial. Both girls are also very lovely.

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@Eljay: Wow I have been upset about this for a long time. You've changed lives here today.

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*slow clap*

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Comedy gold Brad!

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Well this is a weird commercial....

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@MormonWarrior said:

Because pretty, trendy girls totally carry their Vitas around and play them. And own Vitas. And play Mortal Kombat.

Advertising does not necessarily reflect realism. The message of this trailer is: Bring Mortal Kombat anywhere; check out these attractive women representing that.
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Because pretty, trendy girls totally carry their Vitas around and play them. And own Vitas. And play Mortal Kombat.

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freaky contacts

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Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't that pornstar Katsuni dressed up as Mileena in this video..?

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@TakenByTrees said:

Anyone know what city it is in the roof cut. It looks like London but I cant see any landmarks I know. Anyone any ideas its bugging me and I've had to watch the damn thing about 20 times.

Usually pretty cheap to shoot these things in Argentina. Not sure if that's the case here, but it could be.

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Anyone know what city it is in the roof cut. It looks like London but I cant see any landmarks I know. Anyone any ideas its bugging me and I've had to watch the damn thing about 20 times.

Edit:

Worked out its London now I can stop watching this video..... although the boobs.....

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It's Friday Brad, your working on a Saturday? SWEET!!

Sucks for you though :(

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@Brad said:

BOOSH

I don't know if you noticed, but you say that more and more recently. Where did you get this catchphrase? For some reason I like it.

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Brad stole the show here.

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looks so awesome!! gotta buy it when its released :D

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Goddammit, Brad... I don't think I can read this site anymore...

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@Eljay said:

Just turn off auto-play, it's right under the player.

@allodude said:

Click the button next to "auto" on the right hand side and your problem will be solved.

Thanks! Totally did not see that.

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Nice pun. XD

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DAT WEDGIE!

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I want to see the komplete version of that kommercial where fleshy Mileena and Kitana hug and kiss to show there were no hard feelings.

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Somehow I just knew it was Brad who posted that caption. Glad to see I was right.

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I know she has a messed up face and she has a normal lookin' twin but god damn.

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@Brad: Good job on that pun Brad. You deserve a raise just for that.

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Mileena, the ultimate butterface.

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@Brad: A terrible pun AND sneaking in for first post in a thread? You truly are worse than a thousand Hitlers and infinite 9/11's.

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@Juda said:

Dat ass(es).

Btw, GB, it's kind of annoying when I go to read the comments after a video plays and the page automatically jumps to another video and different page of comments.

Just turn off auto-play, it's right under the player.

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@Juda said:

Dat ass(es).

Btw, GB, it's kind of annoying when I go to read the comments after a video plays and the page automatically jumps to another video and different page of comments.

Click the button next to "auto" on the right hand side and your problem will be solved.

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Zing.

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Dat ass(es).

Btw, GB, it's kind of annoying when I go to read the comments after a video plays and the page automatically jumps to another video and different page of comments.

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I would not keep my Vita on a string!

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@Brad: I'm offended by the pun you made.

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Brad you whore! I thought I finally stumbled on a first post thingy! O_O

Anyway.... Nice wedgie Katana, congrats.

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@Brad: I'm offended by the pun you made.