Nail'd E3 Trailer

Finally!

damnit. 
 
ATVs and metal.  Is there a "seduce your cousin" mode?

" 1 "

Stronger, Harder, Faster... Nail'd. Real nice.

Not a fan of the name but it looks like a lot of fun.

Storm and pure, hhhhhmmmmm...

We hate the letter "e"

Shit, my eyes hurt.

i w's thik'n 'f   w' sh'ld a'l sp'k l'ke th's n'w ???

The game itself looks okay, but I can't overlook the fact that all of those sections of track looked very similar. Sure, they're will be huge jumps and winding courses, but in this day and age of extreme racing games, you need to bring more to the table than just big jumps and flashy motion blur.

I don't want to get nail'd

HA! Get it?
 
This looks clunky and bland.
 
And is that Pablo Franciso's voice?

For those who have weathered the storm and in search of something less pure... 
 
...clever.

Urgh, are we really at the point where we're naming games solely so we can make sex jokes? The games industry has hit it's teens!

Looks like it could turn out good, but I gotta say, the metal music playing alongside it hurts way more than it helps.

That fisheye lens is a bit too extreme for me. I'm not sure calling out Pure and Motorstorm in your trailer is such a good idea.

Uncensored atv's.... sweet.

Yay, we definitely needed more racing games!  Wahoo!   Hooray!

METAL????

" damnit.  ATVs and metal.  Is there a "seduce your cousin" mode? "

You know, I liked Pure because it satisfied some of my need for a  new SSX with its huge jumps and speed, but this looks to crank that up to a whole new level. If they can tone down the METAL AS FUCK overtones that killed games like SSX On Tour and give the game a bit more character it could be really awesome.

That is such an odd name for a game...

Love the imitation Don LaFontaine narration.

"Uncensored action" - what does that even mean?

' is not an appropriate replacement for e. 

I played this already twice in MotorStorm.

if only I could play as reverend ray :(

This trailer is sickening to watch and the game looks bland. No thanks.

" "Uncensored action" - what does that even mean? "

Gez, stop changing the scene so f'ing fast so I can see what the hell is happening.  I feel like I'm watching Transformers 2.

Music sounds like some of the stuff from the band Ghoultown.

Rippin' dude! 

" damnit.  ATVs and metal.  Is there a "seduce your cousin" mode? "

Prepare to get nail'd WHAT THE FUCK?  lol they just hated on motorstorm and pure rofl and the game seems nothing special I think pure looked much better. nail'd? yea nail'd with uncensored action.... so like it's a porno? This game tells us from the start it's gonna ass rape us?

not sure if i want to get nailed this holiday season

Hey I liked Call of Juarez 

Looks alright but I'd much rather these guys get the fuck on with making Dead Island already. A game like this should in no way take priority over that.

Not too sure about the Motorstorm and Pure name drops there.

That game really looks dis-interesting and hard to control, kind of like Flatout: Ultimate Carnage with bikes and ATVs, sans good control and inspired design.
 
Regardless, the reckless disregard for the correct usage of apostrophes is quite frankly disgusting.

"Not too sure about the Motorstorm and Pure name drops there. "

I guess PURE just wasn't ridiculous enough?
 
Bigger is only better up to a point. When it goes way beyond what's remotely plausible that whole "WHOAAAAAH!!" factor just goes away. I remember trying MX VS ATV on the original Xbox, if you went for first person view in that it really gave a sensation of being in the air and stuff. But that was because it was within the limits of reason. PURE gave me none of that, and this seems even more silly. 
 
MX vs IL-2 Sturmovik.

Nail'd - Uncensored action, unmatched adrenaline and unrivaled speed? 
Sounds like they had something else in mind when they made this trailer.

" For those who have weathered the STORM, in search of something a little less PURE "

If camera changes could trigger orgasms....

That looked like a pure shit storm.

" Nail'd - Uncensor'd action, unmatch'd adrenaline and unrival'd speed? Sounds like they had something else in mind when they made this trailer. "