Nintendo Handheld Differentiation Walkthrough

I still need help.

They should have done this with the Wii and the WiiU

Also, this must have been recorded with mics from the dollar store...

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh, I get it now.

Why did I watch this?

I want, no, NEED to set this guy on fire.

WAT

I made it less than a minute in before the subtle subtext of "hey, get the 3DS instead of the DSi you moron!" made me feel bad for everyone involved in this thing >_>

So i'm guessing that they made this due to customer feedback and opinions. I gotta wonder though, do they really have that many people that are confused by this? Also, by showing this vid, it almost seems like it's admitting they messed up in marketing or released something too similar too quickly. Too many eggs in the basket.

Look at all those Gameboys.

Oh man...So instead of making those awesome game trailers for kids like they used to in the 90's, they make buyer guides for 40 something moms.

That's kinda sad....

Which of these gameboys plays the nintendo tapes I want?

Are these those new Gameboy Dual Screens I've heard so much about?

Oh god, poor Kit...

I need to show my cousin this.  He has no idea which one to get for his daughter.

Gangster beats in the background

ooooooooooo man i want style savvy trendsetters...

@Xeirus said:

They should have done this with the Wii and the WiiU

Also, this must have been recorded with mics from the dollar store...

Edit: I would like @Jeff to quick look Style Savvy Trendsetter and Sparkle Snapshots 3D

Oh hello, Kip from Nintendo. ..or was it Kit? or Kid? ..or maybe even Ken? Hard to tell from the stellar production quality of this video

Why'd they film this in a cave? Nintendo can't afford better mics?

Two words: lavalier microphone.

The sound quality makes me sad.

And Sparkle Snapshots 3D? I'd have to be INSANE to not buy into the Nintendo family of handheld hardware now! And I am! Insane, I mean.

The jauntiness and volume of the music was not in line with the excitement of the pitch itself. Made the whole thing a little more sad than it probably actually was.

Please quick look Sparkle Snapshots 3D.

I'm more confused after watching this than I was before. Awful delivery of information.

Why was this posted?

I want, no, NEED to set this guy on fire.

@GenghisJohn said:

Why was this posted?

You really need a reason?

The real question this left me with is what color my personality is.

Where is our Style Savvy Trendsetters Quick Look???

Style Savvy Trendsetters!? YES!!!

Dat audio.

Sure you can get that shitty DSi for less money but LOOK AT ALL THIS STYLE SAVVY TRENDSETTERS YOU'D BE MISSING OUT ON.

Which one of these will play my Gamegear games?

@BroodLord said:

Dat audio.

YEAH

Was this recorded on a 3DS?

@Morbid_Coffee said:

Look at all those Gameboys.

Hm, I thought they were all iPods.

DS Lite 4 LIFE!

Writing the script for this:

"hundred of games downloadable through the e-shop like Crashmo and... and.... and.... fuck."

Shouldn't they be able to have more of a budget for this?

This is so weird. All of this is so weird. What are you doing Nintendo!?!?!

So If I buy one of these DS things, can my son can play those we u games on his we?

Was this recorded with the Wii Speak?

"a full range of buttons"

Netflix on my 3DS, eh? I tried that once just to see how bad the picture quality was and couldn't even get a video to start. Don't get me wrong, I love my 3DS, but the idea that anyone would use it to watch movies on Netflix is absurd.

I think people who would watch this video on Youtube or Nintendo's website would already be clued in to what their different handhelds are.

... why does it look like they recorded this with a webcam? They're fucking Nintendo. Did they seriously not have a halfway decent camcorder laying around? Couldn't afford one from petty cash? I am very confused.

It looks like they filmed this in that guy's mom's basement.

I still own and play a DS Phat... I feel old.

Why do we need to get a whole new 3DS for? Just buy that new 3D thing and stick it into our old DS. Saves us a tonne of money!

Oh! Oh... They're serious.