Oh Dear God This Rambo Trailer

Damn, we got some Stranglehold destructibility up in here!

In Rambo 2 he ends up fighting the Soviets as well. That way he got to win the Vietnam War and the Cold War single-handed.

Reagan gave him a medal for that. For real. Like, in real life Stallone got a medal for Rambo and Rocky.

This makes me want a Running Man game! I'll take a new Die Hard game too.

Better yet, if it was an action movie in the 80's just make it into a game.

Yea, looks bad. Making a game out of First Blood seem pretty awful. I know he killed a fair amount of people, but for a game seems like youd have to up it to 3x the size of the town. Also would think there might be a backlash on gunning down a town of cops. Some asshole somewhere is going to make a issue of it.

I'm not surprised. It's well reported that Reagan's Alzheimer caused him to confuse movies with real life several times throughout his presidency, including at one point infamously believing he fought in WWII battles that he wasn't anywhere near.

Oh god, this looks horrible.

I got into an argument with a bunch of people I know on Facebook about this. I said it looked like steaming dog turds. I got yelled at by everyone else. Facebook.

No... facebook.

I give up. I wish I had sleeping pills. This world doesn't deserve intelligence....

I just woke up, and this is a just a conceited mess. Trailer is bad, leave it at that.

Only one person died in First Blood.

So...this is an original Xbox game, right?

So.....they couldn't get the rights to Stallone's likeness?

@kevin_cogneto: HA! Made me laugh!

This. I am still cackling.

The part with the helicopter clipping through the ground almost killed me.

So correct me if I'm wrong but Reef Entertainment bought the video game development and publishing rights for Rambo back in August 2011. It was apparently supposed to come out when Expendables 2 was opening in theaters on August 17th 2012 but got delayed until just now. Now it will actually be published on a retail disc in 2014... WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN DOING ALL THESE YEARS!?

3 games for the price of 1?

Uh... Rambo didn't shoot anyone in First Blood. This game looks shitty. I want it.

Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe

EXPLOSIONS! the trailer.

That is totally canon. Happened just like that in Rambo III iirc.

I think the special effects in the original movie look better than the graphics in this game. Still, let's get some Occulus Rift support going for this mo-fo. I want to blow up a tank with a helicopter.

that helicopter totally clips through the ground at 1:14...

Whaat? This looks awful. Can't wait for the quick look.

This will be the best quick look ever.

I'm what they call a renaissance man.

do I get to make a make-shift spear and drop out of a a tree and skewer a wild boar?

If this leads to a 'Cobra' FPS, I might die from pure bliss. Maybe they could DLC it into Rambo?!!!

I said the same thing about First Blood earlier. Stallone has nothing to do with this game, the devs have the rights and used voice samples for the characters. Based on the last movie I think Stallone gets Rambo just fine. It's the publishers that don't.

Funniest part about that in the movie is that Rambo is not only driving, but also loading and firing the main gun!

So this is like a video game of a movie that was like a video game.

I said the same thing about First Blood earlier. Stallone has nothing to do with this game, the devs have the rights and used voice samples for the characters. Based on the last movie I think Stallone gets Rambo just fine. It's the publishers that don't.

What a terrible trailer but I what a funny QL it would make with Jeff and Vinny hopefully doing their best Stallone impressions.

Why is Rambo killing cops? He only killed one cop in the movie.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO! You can barely see Rambo's arms when he's holding a gun. The way the pivots looks really weird too.

@fleck0 said:

i could watch this all day.

Wait, is this really on rails? I was *really* pumped for this game when I thought it was just going to be a bad FPS.

This is a joke right?

Exactly my thought process. Rouge Warrior round deux.

So we can expect a Quick Look on release day right? This looks right up their alley

Absolutely not fuck was given in the making if this game! All this need is Chuck Norris and then mind = blown!!!

Man that animation is janky.

I don't care how bad it is, I am glad this game exists.

Mildly disappointed it doesn't include the more recent sequel, but whatever.

This looks like 'turret sequence: the game'

That helicopter clips through the hillside in the desert scene. Great trailer.

@fleck0 said:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am glad this game exists purely because it will make for an entertaining quicklook. Vinny had better be in it.

Also the head for Rambo's character model looks ridiculously large in the trailer, like he has acromegaly or something.

Rambo III, yeah - fighting with the Taliban!...

-> this game is too old already to be released after 2001.

the first film? the first film? OH MY GWAD, That's wonderful, and also james cameron writing credit for second film and third film supporting the Afghanistan troops. WOW! And it's not the new one, yes! this is glorious.

Well with the exception of the first blood part for obvious reasons, this might have been good say if someone like Crytek developed it.

Get ready for the best fucking quick look of all time! OF. ALL. TIME.

Can't wait to watch other people play this game!