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Oh Dear God This Rambo Trailer

Holy shit, you guys. Hoooooolly shit.

Nov. 5 2013

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Rambo: The Video Game

384 Comments

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Yeah this looks like a rail shooter. Maybe fun if you have a light gun wii thing. Bummer.

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I'd love to see how bad this looks but the GB video player might actually be worse than the game.

I don't get why people complain about the video player, when it runs perfectly fine for me.

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Who thought that this was a good idea?

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Wait, this is going to be in stores? Like I can drive a car to a place and give someone money to be able to play it? Weird

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lightgun game?

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good god, it looks like a wii game! please quicklook guys

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I can't fucking believe this game exists and is coming out in TWENTY THIRTEEN. And how the hell did they not include Rambo IV in this collection? The last 10 minutes of it are literally the movie version of a lightgun game.

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@bonechompski said:

@artisanbreads said:

Is this like a light gun game?

Gotta be, the only time he is moving and shooting is a turret sequence

Exactly. The gun angles in a light gun way or Wii shooter way and it isn't a Wii shooter obviously.

This is going to be real bad.

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@facewas said:

Wait, is it just me or is the helicopter around 01:15 clipping through the ground?

Yup, it's clipping like a motherfucker

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What the hell did I just watch?

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I mean, this is garbage, but I don't see why it's garbage anybody cares about?

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Closing out the generation with a bang.

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What the hell did I just watch? Looks like someone took a dump on some Rambo VHS tapes.

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FUUUUUUCK

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Far Cry 3: First Blood Dragon

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Cannot wait for the quicklook on this little beauty LOL

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Yo, that video was phat.

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heck it might be an on-rails shooter but I'd buy it just for those Rambo bobble heads!

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This is just greedy and lazy

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@karkarov said:

What the F did I just watch? He shot an arrow into a cluster of huts made out of wood and grass and an explosion covering a one block radius went up instantly?

That's true to the source material. I'm not even joking. "Rambo: First Blood Part II" is basically an R-rated episode of GI Joe. It's kind of awesome.

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Never seen any of the movies.

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As someone who enjoyed Ride to Hell, this will do for me.

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You guys, those action figures!

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This looks horrible... I am so excited!

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MY SIDES

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Wow this looks...delightfully awful.

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Yo Rambo! Where my skull at?

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This should make for a great quick look.

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No Wii U version?

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Welcome to 2006

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why is just based off the first 3 movies?

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So glad someone gif'd that thing. Jesus Christ, that's amazing.

Also, this is a light gun game? Eugh.

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Oh it's a rail shooter?!

.....I want it!

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They wont make another Heavenly Sword but some aHole is investing money into this sh!t... wow... just wow....

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This looks SOOOOOO fucking terrible! But FUCK YES.

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You guys can laugh all you like, but I think it's GREAT that they're STILL supporting the PS2 after all these years...what?

Haaaaaa

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I cant wait.

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@beef209: I immediately read that in Stallones voice.

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@sasnake said:

@dicksocrates said:

I'd love to see how bad this looks but the GB video player might actually be worse than the game.

I don't get why people complain about the video player, when it runs perfectly fine for me.

Because it doesn't run perfectly fine for them? Are you serious? Why else would they complain, to further their political agenda?

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I am both super delighted and crushingly sad that this is a thing.

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Did he use aim-bot? Majestic.

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All these PS2 GOTY comments... There's no way this game's better than Fifa 14 on PS2!

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This looks so much worse than I thought it would be

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I can't wait for the Quick Look.

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People tend to forget and crap like this does nothing to help but First Blood is a really good movie. It also has a fantastic soundtrack.

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I think that dude exploded from hitting the water too hard.....