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Oh Dear God This Rambo Trailer

Holy shit, you guys. Hoooooolly shit.

Nov. 5 2013

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Rambo: The Video Game

384 Comments

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NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF! IT WASN'T MY WAR!

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I bet this game uses the same tech as the developer's Heavy Fire Games. Actually, I'm willing to bet that this is just like one of their Heavy Fire Games, but with levels ripped off from the Rambo movies.

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Oh man, how will that gunner ever recover from being thrown three feet into a shallow bed of water?

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@mrgtd said:

reminder that in First Blood he only kills one person

Wait, no... really???

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hahahahahaha

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did Stalone get into maya? this kind of looks like one of his paintings come to life

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I don't understand.

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Edited By MjHealy

Pretty sure this was the Rambo game Jeff was talking about when they went to a Japanese arcade FIVE years ago.

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@mrgtd: In the movie Die Hard there were only 7 terrorist. But in the console game I've killed at least 100 guys while I was on the roof because I couldn't figure out what to do. These guys just kept spawning until the roof was littered with their corpses. I'm afraid Rambo will get a similar treatment. While it will largely follow the events seen in the movie they'll probably insert plenty of opportunity to kill people (to keep things interesting) which will result in a much higher death toll. But maybe they'll restrain themselves and won't allow you to kill more than one person... nah, probably not.

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This looks like nothing but QTEs and turret sequences. The firearm aiming looks like Goldeneye.

It looks spectacularly bad. I can't wait for the QL.

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Rambo III for the Genesis is, and remains, one of my favorite games of all time. Dat dungeon music and the no-shooting glitch made me love it.

This game looks like it will be a bit harder to love.

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I unrealistically hoped for a modern Rambo video game since the start of last gen, thinking that it was the type of video game material you couldn't possibly mess up. When I saw the video and the description, I lit up with excitement thinking Alex was describing it in a good way. And then... Goddammit. God. Fucking. Dammit. They couldn't even bother to make it a shitty CoD clone, it looks even worse than that, WHAT the FUCK.

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God please no... games are getting bad enough

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Edited By jakeh

GOTY

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I TOLD you that the Game 'n Watch was coming back!

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Sooooo, it's a lightgun game?

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Game of the Year?

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All the 80's hair.

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Did we go back to 2007 and nobody told me? What's with the everything associated with visuals of this game?

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THE TIME IS NOW

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@kylekrane: YO DAWG! thats because it happens in the film and shit! Maybe... I don't know... doest it? either way this game looks fucking terrible (Terribly great!)

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This looks like it would be a fun 10 minutes at Dave & Busters not a real video game for home consumption.

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WOW.....

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ON RAILS FOREVVVVVEEEERRRR!!!!!

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Endurance Run.

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Gee, I didn't know people could explode like that.

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@recspec: Shoot yeah man! And it has all of the Rambo movies, yes ALL of them.

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Doesn't look that bad for a mobile game. Thats a mobile game, right?

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Cool that this PS2 rail shooter is finally getting a HD re-release!

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wow what a pile of shit

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S... seriously?

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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

- John Rambo to the haters

lol

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That looks awful.

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What the... what did I just watch? Is this real life?

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I WANT THOSE PREORDER PACK IN FIGURES OH MY GOD! D:

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Edited By Planadroit

Throwing a man over a desk? Fine.

Shooting hundreds in the face? Alright.

Playing archery with sheriffs as target? Okay.

Pulling a man out of the helicopter and making him fall three feet? That's stepping over the line...

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Again, explain to me why did the Blood Dragon folks did not get contacted about creating this game?

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Oh wow

Never new that this was about to exist and when the title screen for first blood: part 2 came up.. just wow^^

I hope this will be a short short endurance run or a long quicklook or whatever - I wanna see the whole crew play this together, on cam :)

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Glad to see the N64 is finally getting some attention again.

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Class i havnt watch First Blood for about 20 years got it on vhs somewhere

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Sorry @brad here is another game that is taking a spot from Brothers for 10 best games this year.

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There are no words for how bad this looks.

I'll be severely disappointed if this doesn't get a Quick Look upon its release.

ditto.

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aww come on! At least have the fourth movie included, with the badass scene from the ending.

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FUCK! seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? this might actually be the one game better than brothers.

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I wonder if I'll ever get that "Rhinestone" Stallone game I've been waiting on?

Looks totally possible now!