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Patrick And Alex's Morning Thing! 07/31/2013

These guys aren't in San Francisco, but that's not gonna stop 'em.

Jul. 31 2013

Posted by: Patrick

In This Episode:

Alex Navarro

Patrick Klepek

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@24thdoor: Chicagoland is a purposefully vague term, but you can basically say that parts of southern Wisconsin are part of the Chicagoland area. People may argue with that, but those people are assholes.

It's worse when you say you're from Chicago . I grew up 40 miles out of the city, but said I was from Chicago when I went to school in NYC. Some locals would then demand what zip code I grew up in.

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Haven't watched the video yet, but from the screen-grab, this show needs to be called "Goatee Hour with Alex and Patrick."

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I wanna go home and watch. Dammit, work!

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Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

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Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

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Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

I fully support this name.

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@nekuctr said:

@kanerobot said:

Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

Like someone saying that title should be "Two Scoops, One Butt?"

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This is pretty awesome.

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Anyone know how I can convert this to audio?

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Edited By code3xbl

@decko5: Audio is up on the podcasts link.

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I really hate to be a jerk... but why did Patrick move in with his mom?

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I like this a whole bunch. Keep it up

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Having Patrick's blurry face to the side of the video is pretty freaky.

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More of this! Great informative hour about the video game industry!

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Can't have enough content.

Thanks guys.

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Thanks from Europe for doing this live in the AM!

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I really hate to be a jerk... but why did Patrick move in with his mom?

Saving money! We're moving to Chicago later this year.

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@patrickklepek said:

@captainjudaism said:

I really hate to be a jerk... but why did Patrick move in with his mom?

Saving money! We're moving to Chicago later this year.

Makes sense. My parents would pull down a portcullis if I suggested moving back in with them so it's an alien concept to me.

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edit: just out of curiosity, what's the story behind Alex getting Fish off twitter?

@zombiepie said:

@nekuctr said:

@kanerobot said:

Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

Like someone saying that title should be "Two Scoops, One Butt?"

That sounds like a winner, but just for some alternatives:

Good Morning Internet.

All Scoops Considered.

The Leftovers.

Morning Dump Show.

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Alex & Patrick's Wake Up Club!

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@patrickklepek: Call this Thing "A&P in the AM" think about the marketing. and the trademark suits you can get into with Root Beer companies. If its a true Morning Show it needs more sound effects and prank phone calls and pre-planned bits. You also need a wacky producer you can force to do stuff.

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Does Google Plus do that automatic switching thing? That is pretty cool.

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That sounds like a winner, but just for some alternatives:

Good Morning Internet.

All Scoops Considered.

The Leftovers.

Morning Dump Show.

I'm pretty partial to The Morning Dump Show...

But how about we take it one step further and just call it "The Morning Dump"

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Patrick And Alex In The Morning

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pretty cool!

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@finaldasa said:

@johnlivingston said:

Awesome stuff! Audio sounds great, only thing that would make this better would be if you guys were wearing suits.

If we all demand doesn't that mean they have to do this?

I'm setting up a petition on change.org as we speak.

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Alex is looking more and more like Paul Giamatti everyday

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Giant Bomb A.M.

(G)BAM

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Alex is god.

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Alex is looking more and more like Paul Giamatti everyday

Not a bad thing.

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@finaldasa said:

@johnlivingston said:

Awesome stuff! Audio sounds great, only thing that would make this better would be if you guys were wearing suits.

If we all demand doesn't that mean they have to do this?

I'm setting up a petition on change.org as we speak.

Can we please have this happen?

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@patrickklepek@alex Loved this. Thanks guys!

Also I want to throw my full support behind iced coffee and just Alex's beverages in general.

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edit: just out of curiosity, what's the story behind Alex getting Fish off twitter?

@zombiepie said:

@nekuctr said:

@kanerobot said:

Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

Like someone saying that title should be "Two Scoops, One Butt?"

That sounds like a winner, but just for some alternatives:

Good Morning Internet.

All Scoops Considered.

The Leftovers.

Morning Dump Show.

I think "The Morning Dump" or something dumb like that would be good.

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So what I am hearing is Fuck the West Coast? I mean that's what I am hearing.

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@mrnood1e said:

@markwahlberg said:

edit: just out of curiosity, what's the story behind Alex getting Fish off twitter?

@zombiepie said:

@nekuctr said:

@kanerobot said:

Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

Like someone saying that title should be "Two Scoops, One Butt?"

That sounds like a winner, but just for some alternatives:

Good Morning Internet.

All Scoops Considered.

The Leftovers.

Morning Dump Show.

I think "The Morning Dump" or something dumb like that would be good.

I fully endorse the "The Morning Dump".

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More of this!

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this actually wasn't that bad - couldn't watch - but was listening to it

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Derpy derp!

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Digging this! Something we in europe can watch on time!

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Was a great show, looking forward to sound effects and guests. Also maybe run a competition for a logo, I always love the E3 banner comp, I made this in the last 10 minutes.

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Yes 10/10 will watch again.

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edit: just out of curiosity, what's the story behind Alex getting Fish off twitter?

@zombiepie said:

@nekuctr said:

@kanerobot said:

Come on, we can do better than "Morning Thing." How 'bout "Two Scoops?" Since it's two people, and breakfast-related slogans, and scoops, and...

Uh, yeah.

That's about as good/bad as dump truck. I like it!

Like someone saying that title should be "Two Scoops, One Butt?"

That sounds like a winner, but just for some alternatives:

Good Morning Internet.

All Scoops Considered.

The Leftovers.

Morning Dump Show.

"Goatees Live".

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Shit, Shower and Shave with Patrick Klepek and Alex Navarro.

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I fully endorse the "The Morning Dump".

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For two dudes who were hated on pretty hard not so long ago, you guys are sure getting a lot of props for your recent stuff. That means you're doing good. Keep it up, I love you both (not platonically. Like I actually love you both. Sexually).

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I love the name 'The Morning Dump'. Its concise, to the point, and very giant bomb-esque.

Keep it going!

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@samread: That's pretty great. Nice work. Also this show is great love what you guys are doing.

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Don't know if this was corrected but isn't it Super Mario 3D World that's coming out? 3D Land came out in 2011 for the 3DS? Anyways, another game that I think COULD be a system seller for the Wii-U is X(sequel to Xenoblade Chronicle), more people need to be talking about that game I feel like.

This show is exactly what I wanted when I heard you two were going to do this, I love it! Excited for this on the regular!

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Shit, Shower and Shave with Patrick Klepek and Alex Navarro.

YESSS YES