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Posted by christ0phe

awesome

Posted by peligroy2k

Pretty Cool!!! 

Posted by Stackboy

Dammit I have to go to bed.

Posted by Daveyo520

I need a new PC so badly.

Edited by Rxanadu

Tried and true concept: if you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a pompous British man say them. 
 
Edit: since everyone loves to get mad at people like me who tend to have a snarky sense of humor, let me rephrase this sad attempt at a joke:  
 
If you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a British writer/actor/nobody say them in the most nonchalant way possible without coming off like an ass. 
 
Happy now, Internet?

Posted by Sanj

Gotta love smerch. 

Posted by MayorFeedback

I definitely recommend not watching this if you don't want some of the opening moments of the game to get spoiled. And I think they're worth not spoiling.
 
That being said, AAAAHHAHALKFSDH:LHS2FuiWEUI34NOFVSNDKLF6SJLF I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS

Posted by Zeemod

Wow, this game looks as entertaining as it looks beautiful.

Posted by rmanthorp

YES!

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Posted by Wes899

WHY AM I NOT PLAYING THIS GAME YET?!

Posted by catseye

Can't wait looks awesome

Posted by Ronald

I like that they have an excuse in this game for why your character doesn't talk. 

Posted by endaround
@Rxanadu said:
" Tried and true concept: if you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a pompous British man say them.  Edit: since everyone loves to get mad at people like me who tend to have a snarky sense of humor, let me rephrase this sad attempt at a joke:   If you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a British writer/actor/nobody say them in the most nonchalant way possible without coming off like an ass.  Happy now, Internet? "
JK Simmons isn't British
Edited by Nomin

I really wouldn't know how to play any game with that fucking sphere with annoying voice chirping in my ear.  
Valve being too cute here, how much disdain I have for those inane 'cake' memes. Tone in down, 10-2.

Posted by Nottle

I don't know why but the apple joke is funny. I just don't get why thats the jump tutorial.

Posted by Icemael

Man, that robot is annoying. And not annoying in a funny way. Just annoying. The writers on this game are trying way too hard.

Posted by Zaxex

Stephen Merchant doing a great job with that great dialogue; not to mention how emotive a sphere with a glowing light and a little movement is made.  Genuinely funny too; poking fun at the player's interaction in the speak/apple bit was really good. Sold on Portal 2 methinks.

Posted by fraser
@Sanj said:
" Gotta love smerch.  "
He is my favourite goggle-eyed freak boy.
Posted by sublime90

looks cool

Edited by BrownNote
@fraser said:

" @Sanj said:

" Gotta love smerch.  "
He is my favourite goggle-eyed freak boy. "
Don't forget lanky
Posted by Sharpshooter

JK Simmons? This game just a whole lot better.

Posted by MysteriousBob

I still don't see why this game needs to exist. The original was a cute little distraction for an afternoon, but its by far the least interesting/entertaining of Valve's franchises.

Posted by kollay

FUCKING APPLE.

Posted by minarge67
@endaround: he's on about the sphere, which is Stephen Merchant. Ricky Gervais co-writer, he's hardly a nobody...
Posted by spankingaddict

Looks great so far. Pretty funny too.

Posted by Tebbit

Super excited. My secret dream is for the game to have a post-credits "Half-Life 3 - December 2011" at the end of this game, so they've already hooked me... with a hook that probably doesn't exist.

Edited by Rxanadu
@endaround said:

" @Rxanadu said:

" Tried and true concept: if you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a pompous British man say them.  Edit: since everyone loves to get mad at people like me who tend to have a snarky sense of humor, let me rephrase this sad attempt at a joke:   If you want people to laugh at your jokes, have a British writer/actor/nobody say them in the most nonchalant way possible without coming off like an ass.  Happy now, Internet? "
JK Simmons isn't British "
As I said to you before (I'm just posting here to let everyone else know), I obviously wasn't talking about JK Simmons; I was talking about Merchant. 
 
Also, it's quite evident that the Internet isn't happy.  It's OK, though; it's just going though its teenage years, so it's that time in its life where it broods about, trying to rebel against its parent about something or other.  Give it a few more years, and its dreams and aspirations will be shattered as it goes through the proverbial cubicle job, where it will slowly die a miserable, lonely death.
Posted by RobotHamster

APPLE!  

Posted by Khann

Game looks as hilarious as the first. Very. 
 
 
Man they've prettied up the Source engine. Getting it ready for Half-Life 3, right? RIGHT?!

Posted by lclay

Definitely getting this. 
 
Pity I will have to play it on xbox though...

Posted by Rxanadu
@Sharpshooter said:
" JK Simmons? This game just a whole lot better. "
I do love me some JK Simmons.  Great in nearly every movie I've seen him in.  He made "Burn After Reading" tolerable for me.  That's enough of a recommendation.
Posted by BrianP

You come to in the Dead Island trailer?

Posted by RVonE
@MysteriousBob said:
"I still don't see why this game needs to exist. The original was a cute little distraction for an afternoon, but its by far the least interesting/entertaining of Valve's franchises. "

Portal was a major critical and commercial success. That's why this game exists.
Posted by scarycrayons

I'm definitely glad that this game feels like something original!  I was a little worried that it might've felt like... well, most sequels.  You know, more of the same 'whiteish rooms and GLADoS jokes' without much new in terms of environments.
 
That's not to say that I don't hope that GLADoS returns in a future Portal game, but new settings, characters and atmosphere is always welcome!

Posted by Agent47
@lclay: It's not really a blown out FPS so it's no big deal.And you aren't really missing much in the graphical department neither.
Posted by Kyreo

Man... that was pretty funny stuff.  I'm looking forward to this.  Only a few more weeks.

Posted by ZmillA

this looks amazing visually

Posted by ZmillA

I want this!!

Posted by Anthony
@scarycrayons Gladdos was shown in the trailers
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Posted by PhatSeeJay

Looks amazing. Will probably hold off buying it till end of summer though. Going to build myself a new PC for BF3 and might as well wait with the big PC titles until I have a system that can make them justice.

Posted by mbkish

Wow, this game looks incredible!

Posted by paulwade1984

I just want Half life to be finished. Why won't you finish half life valve. Its really not fair. They promised us so much yet delivered so little.

Posted by Sarumarine

Apple, do you speak it?
 
Portal 2 is looking good. J.K. Simmons is a thumbs up in my book, not to mention the puzzles look like they are going to be pretty brutal with everything going on. The blue gel at the end of the long line of orange gel looks fun.

Posted by LackingSaint

Jesus fucking christ YES.

Posted by blaakmawf

Looks great!

Edited by cwdawg1224

Is that JK Simmons as Cave Johnson?

Posted by Mumrik
@endaround said:
JK Simmons isn't British "
 
True. Simmons is awesome, not British.
Posted by Jambones

Question is: Is Cave a human, or will he turn out to be an A.I. construct? 
 
Still, it looks amazing. Can't wait to play it.

Posted by Stubee
@BrownNote said:
" @fraser said:

" @Sanj said:

" Gotta love smerch.  "
He is my favourite goggle-eyed freak boy. "
Don't forget lanky "
Or Lizoidian
Posted by I_love_Eva_Braun

 The game looks awesome, also JK Simmons, fuck yeah.

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