PAX East 2013: Giant Bomb Panel - Part 01

@yoshimitz707: I usually like them all, too, but Alex seemed to be too quick to insult people in the Q&A section. Even though most of them deserved it in the end.

Fuck, Giant Bombers, most of you guys really suck at asking questions.

This was so much fun to be at.

@murlocky4: So when you watch blowjob porn do you prefer them to spit or swallow?

They've lost their shit.

That, and Harmonix, find your own damn panel. ;)

...in a good way

Ryan & Jeff are on top form in this, holy shit.

This shit was nuts live.

Fucking hell. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? What the fuck? You are suggesting that he should undergo an entirely cosmetic thing because you don't like the colour of his teeth, which are noticeable about time in the entire hour+? Fucking hell. Why would you feel compelled to tell the world that you are such an insufferable prick?

I mean unless you are a dentist, in which case being an insufferable prick is perfectly understandable, albeit still not OK.

@ericsmith: I unfortunately realized the same thing, though not until afterward. By the end of that panel I was kind of an exhausted, half-drunk mess, and I was probably too snippy with the question askers. I'm not even going to hold up the question askers as at-fault here, I just got mean at a certain point and I think that was probably uncalled for.

You would think seeing it in person would be enough but no it was so great I have to watch it again.

They're not going to post only one part a day are they? I sure hope not..

I think with Patrick's dig at the start of the panel to the audience I could see fire in those eyes. Those baby...browns? Blues? Something.

@abuzlov said:

Brad barely spoke during the main portion of the panel, and when it got to Q&A, I think he only really chimed in when someone asked a question about eSports (though I could be misremembering).

Yes, this.

There's another facet to this scenario no one has mentioned yet, and I wouldn't be surprised if it attributed to Ryan being freaked out.

The very real possibility that someone out there donated their breast milk solely for this purpose.

This panel took a weird, dark turn around the 40 minute mark. I'm not sure I can ever look at this site the same way ever again.

Man, this was awesome.

Also: RYAN IS MELTING!

I would think someone beat me to it but don't worry, I submitted "Ryan Davis drinking anonymous human breast milk" to Cards Against Humanity just to be safe

I love how Patrick is the Bruce Springsteen of Giant Bomb.

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Thank you, Ryan. You make me want to be a better person.

This is Giant Bomb's new crowning moment of funny. Holy shit.

This is maybe why you guys should have some planning. I feel like Ryan only did that because he really had no idea where else to go with the panel. And it kind of just made it all worse.

Still entertaining, but the panel got really awkward and dark.

Just bring more guests up, we don't get to hear from games industry people like Drake as much as we'd like.

I love this site!

Shut down the website guys. We're done here. Everyone go home.

There's.... there's nowhere to go from here.

Okay yes, this was the best GB Panel yet. Everything about this was great.

Oh and people - there is a huge difference between drinking breast milk (something everyone did at one point in their lives, just to point out the obvious again) and eating human flesh. Why not try and present them a severed leg to eat on their next Panel, if you really think it's just as well.?

Man, I'm glad Ryan drank the BM. That would have been really awkward for me if he didn't. For my wife, too.

And thanks to my friend "Bobby from NJ" for sharing the initial story with the Giant Bombcast. I wouldn't have found the inspiration to crash PAX otherwise. Find his email Ryan read from the 12-4-12 Bombcast at the 2 hour, 34 minute mark!

http://www.giantbomb.com/podcasts/giant-bombcast-12-04-2012/1600-359/?podcast_id=359

Maybe this panel went a little up itself with making the references and inside jokes... but I don't think Ryan will ever be ok again.

Such a tease! WHERE IS PART 2!!

Too fucked.

This panel is fucked up. What the hell is this bizarre nightmarish derail I'm watching before my eyes? The breast milk thing was about the grossest thing I have ever seen, I damn near throw up just thinking about it, but that is was followed by a marching band just made the whole thing super weird.

This is with out a doubt the weirdest panel I have ever seen. Also I sensed that there were some legitimate tension between Alex and Patrick.

Bring on part deux!

Ryan just looks defeated as a human being for a while there. Like he is looking back on his life up to this point and just knows its over.

@humanity: they usually post them as soon as they can.

I'm waiting for part two before listening to part one. I don't want an abrupt ending like that.

What's the timestamp for the back and forth between Alex and Patrick?

Ryan got serious when that guy came up with the breast milk, he means business....well obviously, he drank the motherly nectar.

I dunno I feel like drinking breast milk isn't that big of a deal tbh

@kkotdYeah, what the fuck dude.

My motto is if you wouldn't say it to their face you shouldn't say it period, and we all know you wouldn't say anything to the staff's face... so maybe chill?

best GB panel ever!!!! haha sweet my lavender hair looks frickin awesome on film!!!

If people did not notice (as I didn't at the show), Brad probably spoke less in part because Brad and Vinny shared a microphone. I bet that for Brad, who has frequently said he's shy in front of crowds, that was enough to discourage some talk. Not that he was nervous or that shy, but I bet he preferred letting Vinny take the make and enjoy the show.

Ryan is doomed he just set the bar for future PAX panels way to high. Though I still can't wait to see what Ryan drinks at the next PAX panel.

About 23 minutes in.

@milkman:agreed

Jesus Christ this is fucking mayhem

Are you sure? I looked trough all the archive videos there, didn't find the cards against humanity panel. I did find the 404ingit panel with Ryan, that was pretty funny.

oh boy

it seems that they were off the rails before they even left the station. that bag piper set the tone for the whole thing for sure. then mariachi, then brass band, and breast milk. i love when ryan said he felt worse because he took the money.

i think there was sufficiant shenanigans in part 1, part 2 should be amazing. we await it with bated breath.

Was such a great panel to be a part of live. Best PAX moment for me. Also, completely off topic, Divekick was very weird. I was beaten by this ringer in a mere 5 seconds per round. I didn't 'get' it and I feel like a worst person for this.

Wow they really outdid themselves this year.