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PAX East 2013: Giant Bomb Panel - Part 01

Maybe "panel" isn't the right word for these anymore. "Circus" might be more appropriate.

Mar. 25 2013

Posted by: Drew

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Don't get me wrong I love the site, the personalities and lot of what's on here but I just don't get this panel thing. I have tried watching it, but it just makes me cringe, I tried skipping about to see if it was just one bit but no, it all makes me cringe. I just don't get it. Maybe its the Atlantic divide and my British tastes are just more refined but I'm going to give this a miss which is a shame. Maybe you had to be there or at least American.

Check out part 2 with the Q&A -- it's actually really thoughtful and charming in a way that I think you might like. Totally different tone than this first part.

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Way to soldier on Ryan, I'll buy you a buttery nipple at a bar one day. Seriously.

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Oh god the breast milk

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This panel is bizarre and depressing in a wonderful, wonderful way.

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@casper_ said:

alex vs patrick 12 rounds make it happen

I choose to believe that they secretly despise each other and are mortal enemies.

Nothing secret about it.

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For those worried about Ryan's health.
"HIV and other serious infectious diseases can be transmitted through breast milk. However, the risk of infection from a single bottle (or in Ryan's case, an ounce) of breast milk, even if the mother is HIV positive, is extremely small."
http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/faq/

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My wife had 2 kids and I never... congrats bro. Gross.

Also really cool and entertaining. Way to shill bro.

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HE DRANK THE BREAST MILK!!!!!!

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Did Vince McMahon produce this

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The slow clap starts now for you Ryan Davis

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Alex is always way too over-dramatic. He wouldn't be so annoying if we wasn't acting so desperate for attention.

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Ryan Davis crosses the line, and the panel ascends.

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Wow, I really can't believe Ryan would actually DO that.

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@rcath said:

I like @alex and wish you guys would be a little nicer.

I agree!

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@david_king12 said:

You can get HIV from breast milk..... Just so you know.

yeah... That was a really really bad idea.

oh jesus, I hadn't even thought of that when I saw him do it...

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I was unable to attend PAX East this year do to job but I hope you guys show up next year because this would be at the top of my list for things to do there.

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@takenbytrees said:

Don't get me wrong I love the site, the personalities and lot of what's on here but I just don't get this panel thing. I have tried watching it, but it just makes me cringe, I tried skipping about to see if it was just one bit but no, it all makes me cringe. I just don't get it. Maybe its the Atlantic divide and my British tastes are just more refined but I'm going to give this a miss which is a shame. Maybe you had to be there or at least American.

I'm inclined to agree with you, panels are never my 1st choice of viewing either. There can be a kind of fervent zealotry for every scrap of content produced on this site, because people think they need to love it all unconditionally.

You know, I do kind of get what you mean. I'm also of a British persuasion, and there are things about these panels that I find cringe worthy (some intentionally so, others not so much), but to be honest for me that's part of the charm of GB. For all their usual self-aware and ironic humour, they do also have plenty of awkward and shoddy moments in these live shows, which cuts through the 'American-y' feel of the whole thing and helps to make them more relatable and likable.

I remember I also struggled to watch the first one of these they did, but if like me, you just make yourself sit through a whole one then you might find that you appreciate it more than you thought.

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Watch Jeff drink water erotically... Jar time?

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I like @alex and wish you guys would be a little nicer.

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Even though it's quite a few number of people short, the banner image/thumbnail chosen for this video is borderline what I imagine to be Giant Bomb's version of The Last Supper.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Supper

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What's got me worried about Ryan drinking ANYTHING anonymous at an event like this is it being laced with LSD. His choice though.

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@thepickle said:
@gaspower said:
@thepickle said:

ALEX V. KLEPEK

THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

EDIT: Navarro V. Klepek

I said what I meant, and I meant what I said.

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@fluttercry said:

Shots fired between Patrick and Alex, kickass.

When? I want a timestamp!

22:50 ish.

This was one hell of a panel!

23:00

The Alex vs Patrick wit-off made me laugh my ass off:

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BOMBTY Python's Flying Cir-cussssssss. /cleese

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Why is Alex so confrontational? Always! On every single panel appearance.

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Cut to 18:05 to see Brad not appreciating Vinny pawing his beer.

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@takenbytrees said:

Don't get me wrong I love the site, the personalities and lot of what's on here but I just don't get this panel thing. I have tried watching it, but it just makes me cringe, I tried skipping about to see if it was just one bit but no, it all makes me cringe. I just don't get it. Maybe its the Atlantic divide and my British tastes are just more refined but I'm going to give this a miss which is a shame. Maybe you had to be there or at least American.

I'm inclined to agree with you, panels are never my 1st choice of viewing either. There can be a kind of fervent zealotry for every scrap of content produced on this site, because people think they need to love it all unconditionally.

We watch because it's funny. Also some panels have a kind of live podcast feel to them. This one did not, but still. Zealotry it is not.

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the Flight tracker looks like a bad wiiware app

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end the site. just end it. you magnificent monsters.

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Because the only thing that could possibly take the edge of a grown-ass man drinking anonymously "certified!" breastmilk, is Jeppson's Malort. Tremendous.

Can't wait for Part Deux.

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maan... that kind of bummed me out.

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This panel made PAX East for me. Even got to meet Patrick and Jeff briefly afterwards. Well worth the 2 hours of standing in line with (other) smelly nerds.

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Time for a long hard look in the mirror Ryan.

Is dog food chili next?

Totally Team Klepek.

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Guyz. You realise Part 2 is just the awkward QnA, right? This is as good as it gets.

Screech Patrick: "Everyone at PAX looks like a pedophile". Best headline he never wrote.

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Given the lack of GB content over the past few days because of PAX, I'll take anything at this point. Ryan drinking breast milk? Sure.

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HIV can be transmitted through breast-milk, so that would be my only hesitation before drinking anonymous samples of it, but if I knew it was clean then I would drink it all day long.

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Don't get me wrong I love the site, the personalities and lot of what's on here but I just don't get this panel thing. I have tried watching it, but it just makes me cringe, I tried skipping about to see if it was just one bit but no, it all makes me cringe. I just don't get it. Maybe its the Atlantic divide and my British tastes are just more refined but I'm going to give this a miss which is a shame. Maybe you had to be there or at least American.

I'm inclined to agree with you, panels are never my 1st choice of viewing either. There can be a kind of fervent zealotry for every scrap of content produced on this site, because people think they need to love it all unconditionally.

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In the not too distant future, when videogames are over and the world is a desolate place, I seek comfort in the notion that I lived to see such amazing sights.

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This was so funny that I'm sort of in pain.

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This makes me believe in the internet again.

Ryan is awesome.

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I just watched a fever dream or something. Subscriber forever!

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This was really awesome. Ryan Davis - top dog of Giant Bomb.

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Ryan looks seriously unhappy about what he did.

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Good to see drink testing come back to the- OH GOD NO!!!

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Don't get me wrong I love the site, the personalities and lot of what's on here but I just don't get this panel thing. I have tried watching it, but it just makes me cringe, I tried skipping about to see if it was just one bit but no, it all makes me cringe. I just don't get it. Maybe its the Atlantic divide and my British tastes are just more refined but I'm going to give this a miss which is a shame. Maybe you had to be there or at least American.

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Jeff is oppressing me with his sexily drinking water

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I had nothing to do with it but god damn, I'm sorry Ryan.

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You can get HIV from breast milk..... Just so you know.

yeah... That was a really really bad idea.

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Ryan should have milked Jeff for more money.

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This is the epitome of Giantbomb!, More please!