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Posted by Erik

Yeah! Love me some soccer!

Edited by AllanIceman

Pele!!!!!
It's Quidditch time!

Posted by JJGIANT

Jesus Christ ;p

Posted by teh_destroyer

This post is Copy Right material.

Posted by doddy_gb

They ripped off the Nike "Take it to the next level" advert for the intro.

Posted by Blair

Harry Potter: Soccer!  Go for the Gold; Champion Edition; EXTREME!!!
 
That's what they should have called this.

Posted by Jensonb

I'm British and the existence of this is absurd to me.

Posted by JazGalaxy

This game "looks" very good.
Posted by dankempster

Just like the real thang :P

Posted by Rising_ixa

ah ha...i totally saw a rabbid at the main menu near the castle

Posted by Myomoto

Eh, I'll stick to Blood Bowl for my fantasy sports.

Posted by Mezmero

I think the only comment I can leave for the next week is that I cant wait for Left 4 Dead 2.
Posted by RichieJohn

Probably will rent it for a giggle

Posted by DonChipotle

I don't think a school dedicated solely to soccer is a wise investment.

Posted by dvdwalker8

The cinematics have lots of style and personality but the actual game looks ugly and plain.
Posted by Griddler

Must prepare myself for pain as I hear the word 'soccer'.

Posted by Cazamalos

sorry but i have to say that assuming  that Brad and Jeff are relative new in the soccer video games, i'm totally not surprised by seeing Jeff getting S rank and Brad a D....

Posted by wrecks

Rabbids confirmed! 

Unlock Some Famous Video Game Characters —Take control of the Raving Rabbids, Sam Fisher, Altair, the Prince of Persia and Rayman who appear... as kids!"

Posted by Agent47CSim2

It should be called Academy of Champions: Football, as that's what Soccer's proper name is.
Edited by Xymox

Rabbid(?) on the castle @ 03:27

Edited by erinfizz

Rabbids! Cute. 
 
And to Jeff...YES, I am waiting for some kind of Motion Plus/Balance Board/Wii Speak game. Insult Swordfighting the Game? A new Jet Set Radio where you have to communicate with your gang? Something more fun than the inevitable fitness title? ;-)
Posted by Diamond

The story CG starting 14 minutes in is the worst CG I've seen in a game in 15 years.

Posted by HatKing

Yes Jeff, that actually was a Rabbid.  Also as somebody pointed out a Rabbid does pop up from behind the castle on the main menu.
Posted by tumes

We're gonna... SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!

Posted by JohnDudebro

THAT WAS TOTALLY A RABBID 
 
I love how Ubisoft is just putting Rabbids in everything. I want to see Rabbids in Assassin's Creed and Splinter Cell. No More Heroes 2 should let me kill Rabbids by the dozen.  Rabbids make everything better.

Posted by squidracerX

I wonder if they could get sued for how blatant a rip off that is.... Unless they consider it parody, then i thinkits safe.
 
If America wants to call it 'Soccer' instead of 'Football' the rest of the world should just follow suit. (I kid). No but seriously.... As a kid i never understood why we called american football "football", you barely ever touch the ball with your feet, in fact only the kickers do.... They should just call it pigskin and leave football as soccer... er you know what I mean.

Posted by Trevahhh

Looks like a fun soccer game for kids. Nothing really wrong with that.

Posted by XXL_Bomb

They should remake Sega Soccer Slam. That game was awesome.

Posted by babz

Playes like fifa street!! you cant still get the demo from psn store.... try it. (not good)

Posted by ajamafalous
@wrecks said:
" Rabbids confirmed! 

Unlock Some Famous Video Game Characters —Take control of the Raving Rabbids, Sam Fisher, Altair, the Prince of Persia and Rayman who appear... as kids!" "
Dude...
Edited by Beomoose

So:
 
Games end in a 1-0 score
Lots of passing
Dumb flashy moves that don't accomplish anything
Mind-numbingly boring.
 
Yep, sounds like Soccer.
 
But wait, the clock counts DOWN? Everyone knows the clock in Soccer counts up! On top of that, no completely ambiguous and morally questionably "Stopping Time?"  Sham I say!
 
 This isn't soccer! Give me incomprehensible rules and prima-donna players! Give me flopping! Give me a clock that counts up!

Posted by FireBurger

Beautiful Game
 
Close enough, though.

Posted by AdventChild

Americans play handegg.
 
Everyone else plays football.

Posted by Curufinwe
@squidracerX said:

" I wonder if they could get sued for how blatant a rip off that is.... Unless they consider it parody, then i thinkits safe.  If America wants to call it 'Soccer' instead of 'Football' the rest of the world should just follow suit. (I kid). No but seriously.... As a kid i never understood why we called american football "football", you barely ever touch the ball with your feet, in fact only the kickers do.... They should just call it pigskin and leave football as soccer... er you know what I mean. "

 http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/2/633692057194761860-handegg.jpg
Posted by mm665

LOL.So true.
Posted by CashBailey
@VelvetLore04 said:
" I don't think a school dedicated solely to soccer is a wise investment. "
Me either. It'd me mere minutes before the race riots start.
Edited by GunnBjorn

Robert Enke (1977 - 2009) 
 

 
Posted by Kibblez
@mm665 said:
"
LOL.So true. "
Haha, preach it!
Posted by Dan

I was with you until you said 'offsides'. Calling it Soccer is acceptable in the US, but I will not tolerate 'offsides'!

Posted by iAmJohn

So does losing to Jeff count for pulling a Brad?  Do we need to timestamp his death?

Posted by kingnari99

wow, this game makes me sad.  I love the game of futbol ( soccer ) but this game truly depresses me.  quick where's the rat poison.... AND LOTS OF IT...

Posted by Winternet

In case you guys don't figure this up by yourselves (from previous comments I assume some people don't get it): this, by all means, doesn't try to simulate soccer. It's a soccer game for kids on the Wii. Wii sports with a little more to it. Done.

Posted by MisterB_66

Brad I appreciated your subtle Harry Potter joke at the end the Jeff did not get at all.

Posted by MagikGimp

Pay-lay?

Posted by sixpin

I dig the art style this game has going for it. Too bad the game itself isn't all that interesting.

Edited by Oziriz

Did the goal score? Haha lol.
 
And oh god this game looks boring :P

Posted by Evilsbane

LoL loved the Rabbid siting Brad seemed so confused

Posted by BaconGames

I really love soccer and I always enjoy watching the game being played in any capacity.  I really enjoyed this quick look and was impressed and how restrained Jeff and Brad were about their uncaring of soccer.
 
Soccer by the way is actually an English term so you can blame the Brits for inventing it.  Soccer is a shorthand of the "association" in Association Football which is the official sports name for soccer.  Likewise Gridiron Football is American Football and Rugby Football is well rugby.  Actually "rugger" is a shorthand for rugby so that is what soccer is to football.

Posted by masternater27

I don't really like soccer, but I'm kinda into this

Posted by Ghostiet
@GunnBjorn said:
"
Robert Enke (1977 - 2009) 
 

 
"

Wasn't expecting he'd be remembered even here.
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