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Posted by SlashDance

I have high hopes for this.

Edited by Scheds

This is going to be terrific.

EDIT: Mannnn this is more awful than I could have imagined and mannnnn I hope not many girls get this over the holidays.

Posted by Pudge

I haven't slept, because I know that watching this delirious is the only way to watch this.

Edited by thebunnyhunter

Hold on one second....dont try to sneak this in. Im now gonna have to watch this before i go to work.

Also does this game have what im looking for?....no it does not. First Hatsune Miku and now Barbie...\

After first 10 minutes i thought it wouldnt be atrocious......but finally after wondering all day it turns out it is atrocious.

Edited by fargofallout

Goddammit, I have to go to work now. Much rather be watching this.

Edited by demazin

My body is ready.

Posted by lokiiddqd

this gonna rock my world?!

Posted by BeachThunder

I heard that Barbie actually runs at 90mph.

Posted by RazielCuts

How is Vinny not in this constantly lowering the tone, done fucked up here, guys.

Posted by BrianP

Well, time to watch three grown men play barbie. Let's do this internet.

Edited by Y2Ken

This is precisely what I needed.

So apparently I had this on my Steam wishlist already. I think I saw it when it first went up and figured that eventually I would have to know. Hopefully this quenches that desire (post-edit: It did, game removed).

EDIT: I didn't realise until now, but apparently I have been living for the opportunity to hear Alex Navarro state, "There's merit to the leggings, but I can see going without."

And y'know what? Those closing sentiments were incredibly poignant and agreeable. I would not put this game anywhere near my daughter if I had one.

Posted by kippers

The MOST important Quicklook of the year

Posted by Embryonic

what

Posted by AssInAss

I know it's December, but Broken Sword 5 is coming out TODAY. The Novelist on Dec 10th, made by former 2K Marin dude just like Gone Home (and this game has a ghost in it!).

Just in case the staff or people think it'll be a dry month for quick looks.

Edited by forteexe21

The world-renowned Giant Bomb Fashion Team?

edit: so thats how you spell ochre. How come Vinny is not there?!

Edited by Turkalurch

EDIT: :(

Posted by MildMolasses

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

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Posted by Lausebub

07:49 "The dreamhouse is now on lockdown."

BABY IT'S A LOCKDOWN!!!

Posted by Nekroskop

"Rock Paper Shotgun"

Oh no....

Edited by Halberdierv2

I think Ashes Cricket was a bit more dignified than this. and that was broken.

Posted by cb1115

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

1/10, Polygon's worst game of the decade

Posted by singateco

How did you guys know I like parties?

Posted by darksagus

Didn't know the Giantbomb duders were also fashion designers in their spare time

Edited by Stratesfear

You should never put shoes on a pedestal.

Posted by demazin

Just finished watching it.

Fuck video games!

Posted by Fistfulofmetal

The tone reminds me of.... Saints Row.

Edited by AlKusanagi

Is that Yosuke as Ken's voice?!?

PS. SPRANG BRAAAAKE!!!!

Posted by Humanity

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

Go look that word up.

Posted by joshua1prince19212

The show this game is based on is actually really original and funny. They're extremely self referential and make fun of the barbie universe more than anyone in their own show.

Edited by DukesT3

Jezebel would have a field day with this.

Posted by Pudge

The show this game is based on is actually really original and funny. They're extremely self referential and make fun of the barbie universe more than anyone in their own show.

You have a level of knowledge about Barbie that is unhealthy. Seek help.

Posted by Hassun

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Edited by MildMolasses

@humanity said:

@mildmolasses said:

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

Go look that word up.

Lighten up, Francis. I was exaggerating.

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Posted by andmm

Oh boy.

Posted by myslead

this

is

going

to

be

good

Posted by breton

Oh, RPS wrote an article? Seems like Patrick should be in on this quick look.

Edited by Greenshoes

Spring break.

Posted by DJ_EuroGhost

I'm in.

Posted by PXAbstraction

It's like you can almost hear their souls leaving their bodies on the microphones...

Posted by Kittiah

Words fail me. Can't actually believe this is a thing...

Posted by CrocBox

That was totally worth being up for.

Edited by RazeEverything

The show this game is based on is actually really original and funny. They're extremely self referential and make fun of the barbie universe more than anyone in their own show.

Lol yeah, my daughter picked it on netflix the other day and it wasnt that bad. Barbies closet opening up into infinity matrix style was pretty good.

Posted by AlexanderSheen

Is that Yosuke as Ken's voice?!?

PS. SPRANG BRAAAAKE!!!!

Nope. Yuri Lowenthal has nothing to do with this game.

Posted by DeadFish
Oh hey guys, what's up?

Posted by HS_Alpha_Wolf

Max Temkin....there may be a special place in hell for you after this one...

All jokes aside though, this served as a great way to easily convince my wife that this piece of shit was not suitable for my 7 year-old daughter since it only took 10 minutes for her to exclaim "Fuck this hot piece of shit"

Edited by Radish

Why does this game keep playing the intro to Georgie Girl by the Seekers in the background when they are searching for stuff??

Hey There! Georgie girl

Why do all the boys just pass you by?

Could it be you just don't try, or is it the clothes you wear?

You're always window shopping but never stopping to buy.

So shed those dowdy feathers and fly a little bit.

Secret message from the bitter developers?

Edited by RuthLoose

@cb1115 said:

@mildmolasses said:

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

1/10, Polygon's worst game of the decade

4Chan and a Something Awful Forum Best Game of the Decade

Posted by TooWalrus

Oh... This happened.

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Posted by Corwag

Even the comedy stylings of Jeff and Brad couldn't save this abysmal game. Swing and a miss.