411 Comments
Posted by Spitznock

Yes.

Yes.

Posted by Mayu_Zane

Pretty sure playing this game can be considered a form of torture

Edited by Eaxis

Since you quick looked this, would you guys please consider to take a look at "Wipeout: Create & Crash", "Wii party U", "the dark eye: demicon, Carnivores HD: Dinosaur hunter, and Takedown :Red Sabre as a few suggestions.

Posted by TheLastGunslinger

Giantbomb, you alert me to only the finest of video games. Thank you.

Posted by CoinMatze

What kind of shitty make-up lessons are those?! The eyes OR the lips! If you highlight both you just look like a clown.

Edited by Yummylee
@corwag said:

Even the comedy stylings of Jeff and Brad couldn't save this abysmal game. Swing and a miss.

Yuh huh. This game actually exceeded my expectations for how truly awful this abomination would be.

Also, review by @alex incoming I hope... ;)

Posted by AjayRaz

this quick look made me sad

Edited by I_Stay_Puft

What the fuck did I just watch.

Posted by Wilshere

Alex, being fat isn't healthy. The same as being underweight.

Posted by paulunga

@cb1115 said:

@mildmolasses said:

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

1/10, Polygon's worst game of the decade

Wow, I wanted to retort in some way, but then I went over to Polygon and found an article called "No girls allowed" right at the top. Well played.

Edited by SirOptimusPrime

Max Temkin you goddamn asshole.

Edited by kippers

I'm glad they pointed out that if they had daughters they wouldn't let them anywhere near a game like this. I thought that almost immediately. No young girl should be growing up around media which portrays life in this way...At least not with a hard dose of reality on the side to teach them there are 2 sides to life.

Posted by AlexanderSheen

@paulunga said:

@cb1115 said:

@mildmolasses said:

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

1/10, Polygon's worst game of the decade

Wow, I wanted to retort in some way, but then I went over to Polygon and found an article called "No girls allowed" right at the top. Well played.

Of course.

Posted by Adrian79

Pack it up guys, it's over. Video games are done.

Edited by namco51

I loves me the good stuff.

Edited by evanomeara

This is the quick look I 've been waiting ll my life for

Posted by mcbrid55

Annnnnnd it's December....

Edited by Jaymii

A strong 60 frames per second.

Posted by PhilipDuck

What a season, what a season

Posted by alibson

What, women are too stupid to do the laundry? Nice going, guys.

Posted by chose

All this pink and purple made me wonder about color blind people and vaginas, what color is a vagina to a color blind person?

Edited by LarryDavis

@assinass: Wait... It is? I got the beta thing for Steam and haven't even played it yet. Jeez.

edit: looked at steam, yup! I look forward to my Big Box O Shit I pledged for in the KS. And the continuing adventures of George and Nico.

Posted by hollitz

Christ.

Do any girls who play games even play these or are they just sold to dads who play games and are looking for a way to force their hobby on their daughters?

Posted by Cheesebob

Great quick look!

Edited by Tober

" Your life is my nightmare!" - Jeff

Posted by sub_o

That cupcake pedestal looks like penis.

Posted by Jasoncourt

Ok, so the guy that "demanded" you play this, BOOOOOO to you sir. This might be slightly more funny with Vinny, but I'm not sure that would save it. There was nothing particularly interesting or funny about that Barbie game. That was really hard to watch. I feel for you guys.

Posted by DirkGently
Posted by A_Dog

this quick look sure was #problematic,

Posted by hermes

Slow week, huh...

Posted by mrfluke

somewhere......Klepek is losing his shit over this game and is writing a 100page article on how this is sexist and we are horrible people with horrible tastes

(i kid, i kid, klepeks fans are the most sensitive, so i gotta throw this disclaimer out there)

Edited by Nymbel

Dammit! this quicklook needs some vinny in it!

Edited by namesonkel

Approaching this thing barely awake and ready for just about anything is my plan of attack.

Edit: Barbie, you're such a wiener.

Just like me.

Posted by Abendlaender

Shut it down, video games are over now. Can't get better than this

Edited by DinosaurCanada

"Time to put an end to the whole loud, annoying mess. What part turns off the 'gamey' stuff?"

So Rickelle is trying to destroy video games and now as Barbie you need to save video games by playing games in a video game. I don't know where I am right now.

Posted by BoZZ0

Well this is gonna be something else !

Edited by White

QUALITY. CONTENT.

Posted by Killaclause

Best Quick Look yet!

Posted by K9

This game isn't even interesting enough to give birth to a funny quick look.

Posted by KenpachiRamaSama

GAME DAY. YOU UP FOR IT BITCH.

Posted by JayCee

But will this game be better than Brothers?!?

Posted by ArtisanBreads

WITH SUGAR ON TOP OH GOD

Edited by movac

I'd just like to point out that this game consisting entirely of competitive multi-player mini-games has absolutely no multi-player support. Jeff's e-sports dream will sadly have to go on hold until the release of Barbie's Dream House Party World Online.

Posted by Majkiboy

This game needs microtransactions

Posted by HawkeF16

This game looks like a hate crime.

Posted by dr_mantas

So it's come to this.

Posted by Orange_Pork

Back of the box quote. "Fuck videogames."

Posted by ProfessorEss

I’m a little put off by the fact that this game’s “insidiousness” is being determined by a group of individuals who, for the most part, clearly don’t have or understand children – and not just little girls but little boys too.

Posted by Hunkadunkasaurus

@chose: Plaid, in my experience.

Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror

The facial expressions alone look like they're straight out of a Dreamworks movie.