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Edited by WilltheMagicAsian

Blood, sweat, and tears went into the forging of this terrible pun.

Edited by Cyrisaurus

"The one snake comes multiple times" - Jeff

"Yeah it does" - Brad

Gold, Jerry, gold.

Posted by zeddis

Woho!

Posted by bombastius

finally

Posted by The_Laughing_Man

No one wants a bloody forge. Gets all in the metal and makes it hard to cut stuff. 

Posted by Mikular

Hmm.

Posted by Morningstar

Exciting.

Edited by Hector

Aesthetically it reminds me of Infinity Blade.

Posted by Moncole

Sure is bloody

Posted by Antihippy

Oh god the shakycam.

This is probably the closest I've gotten to feeling a little motion sick.

Posted by KarlPilkington

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

Blood, sweat, and tears went into the forging of this terrible pun.

Especially tears.

Posted by Nizzleworth

yo, this looks bad

Posted by buft

interface is huge and ugly, camera also seems pretty poor, felt my eyes getting blurry just watching

Posted by ProjektGill

This game looks terrible and I await Alex's likely savage review.

Posted by cyraxible

I kind of like the comic book-y style to some of the effects but other than that this game is unpleasant to look at.

Posted by AlexanderSheen

I'm feeling a little sick after watching this for a couple minutes. This camera sway is...

Posted by Juda

Did you say Crom?

Edited by skrutop

Is the title some sort of euphemism for childbirth?

Oh God, that camera. More like "Vomitforge," amirite?

Posted by Smokey_Earhole

Five minutes in, and this game is giving me a blazing headache. Fuck this nonsense.

Posted by Airickson

I'm not gonna lie, I love these kind of games. Reminds me of Conan which I loved, even though it was terrible.

Posted by RVonE

This looks terrible.

Posted by nohthink

lol Poor man's God of War...

Posted by AaronChance

Watching this made me feel a little sick. Damn stupid camera.

Posted by I_smell

I've never got motion sick from a game before, but MAN it came pretty close with this Quick Look.

Posted by MrCleanTrousers

Genuine motion sickness over here, you guys.

Posted by BaconBuTTy

The first new video of many I hope! :D

Posted by AngelN7

That part with giant guy and his head all ... eww

Posted by Mijati

@Airickson said:

I'm not gonna lie, I love these kind of games. Reminds me of Conan which I loved, even though it was terrible.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked that game, Conan was awesome!

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Edited by Yummylee

@nohthink said:

lol Poor man's God of War...

Even lower, it looks like a poor man's Dante's Inferno.

EDIT: Though frankly, it more resembles a crappy DMC than God of War.

Posted by Sputty

That's the most disappointing snake I've seen in years

Posted by Oni

I have never gotten motion sick playing a videogame or watching someone else play. This is coming very close to making me feel that way. Also, it looks terrible in every way. Fuck this game.

Posted by kyrieee

This is the kind of crap that makes people embarrassed to say that they play videogames.

Also, it looks like shit.

Edited by MordeaniisChaos

Man, I love how bloody the ground gets. Other than that it looks not very enjoyable. Camera looks fine, I prefer faster cameras, but I think this would benefit from maybe a more overhead camera. The tilt/shake was fine and I never felt uneasy though.

EDIT: This game looks nuts, I kinda dig the style. It's so far to the ridiculously metal side of the spectrum that it stops seeming like its just trying to be edgy and seems like something a Norwegian death metal band would make. Which I am totally in to. That head thing was gross.

Posted by Excast

Another bad God of War clone.  Oh joy.

Posted by Chris2KLee

@Cyrisaurus said:

"The one snake comes multiple times" - Jeff

"Yeah it does" - Brad

Gold, Jerry, gold.

GB gold at it's finest.

Edited by Tennmuerti

That was one extremely cheap/shitty kill animation 2 minutes in.
 
Kind of gives you a taste of the quality to come.

Posted by Thompson820

First video I've ever gotten so nauseous watching I had to stop. Now my eyes feel weird.

That's after 19 minutes.

Posted by DeviTiffany

Eh, this doesn't look terrible. Not great, just a bit generic. I kind of like the art style on some of the characters, that boss had a lovely looking skullgina.

Also I agree with Jeff that slashing is better than crushing. However in Dead Island the blunt weapons were pretty satisfying when you broke a zombie's arm.

Posted by hxcaleb

I hate to trash on games because I respect all game creators for their hard work, but this game does not look the least bit interesting. I'm going to pass for sure.

Posted by zombie2011

MS needs to stop this madness, and at E3 just announce The Year of XBLA.

Posted by Slay3r1583

@Sputty said:

That's the most disappointing snake I've seen in years

That's what she said.

Posted by Sogeman

So much production value in this. They even put masks on everyone to avoid matching the mouth to the voices.

Posted by Tennmuerti
That is snow????
Posted by falling_fast

god of war lite

Posted by heatDrive88

This game hurts my everything and is a small step away from making me lose my lunch.

Posted by leebmx

@AngelN7 said:

That part with giant guy and his head all ... eww

I find it hard to be disgusted by things in video games, movies no problem, but those flaps are pretty grim.

Posted by ztiworoh

Wasn't Kromm the name of the god from Conan the Barbarian?

Posted by rebgav

From the people who brought you GB's best Wii game of 2009... and, like, nothing since then? Damn.

Posted by WavyWood

Looks like a real pile of shit.

Edited by Tennmuerti

Dante's Inferno and X-Men Origins: Wolverine are by no means great games and hell i still got some enjoyment out of them.
This looks actively bad.