244 Comments
Posted by vikingdeath1

MOST DANGEROUS POST

Posted by kingofpeanuts

Hello!

Posted by Scalvin11

Hunting.

Posted by Akeldama

So excited for this.

Posted by Lavs

Time for some dangerous motherfucking hunting! I hope you fuckers are ready for some hunting because this shit is straight-up DANGEROUS. I'm not talking some normal ass hunts here, we're talking DANGEROUS SHIT. Now, I had a ton of time to write this comment because I was like "Hey, what if I wrote out a comment before the video came out because it's 11 AM and I am losing control of my life and I haven't slept in more hours than is healthy and I'm waiting for a video on a game website to come up because I'm a horrible person and I have nothing better to do, this will be funny." so It's super long and shit, but anyway, the main point is that these hunts are seriously dangerous you guys and you should watch out. Because hunts are no fucking joke, I swear, one time I went on a hunt with this one guy and he was even wearing the big orange asshole jacket so that nobody shot him and GUESS FUCKING WHAT HE GOT SHOT because HUTNS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. I'm sitting here waiting for this quick look to go up and I just refreshed and had a heart attack because it switched from Hotline Miami as the front door video to Giana Sisters, and I thought it was the Dangerous Hunts video, and I wanna get first comment on that shit. Not because I need the quest, but because this kind of thing just isn't as impressive unless it's at the top, you know? You hve to leave a mark. I wonder if GB has comment size limits. Is this all pointless? For naught? Now it's the Forza Horizon review. What the fuck is going on. I can't even see the box that says when site content is going up oh wait it's down there I just have to scroll down a bit. The video's probably going up soon. It's 11:12 AM even though they said it was going up at 11. I like that they're doing a live launch stream of Farming Simulator 2K13. That's kind of great. I want to see that video. I want to see that video more than this one. I hope it's Drew/Vinny like the other one. That'd be great. Still no video. My breath tastes like cheeseburger hot pockets. Pro fucking tip, don't buy those. They're really seriously nasty. But I bought a box, and you know, what are you going to do, eat one but not the other? I put mustard on the second one. Is that weird? Mustard on a hot pocket? They just taste really gnarly on their own, and I figured, hamburger, so it makes sense. I got some beef taco ones too, because I hate myself. Those are definitely better, but they taste kind of like nothing. Like, not even taco seasoning overload or anything, just sort of bland beefy flavor. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe Hot Pockets has as brand built on bland. Bland brand. It's 11:15. No video. What the fuck, you guys. I am totally entitled to my video of two grown men commentating on a terrible video game ON FUCKING TIME. I am getting seriously pissed off and by seriously pissed off I mean I am staring at my monitor like usual without any kind of annoyance or anger really. I keep refreshing the page but it's not showing up. Every time I expect there to be Cabella's Dangerous Hunts image sandwiched between two lazer tag ads instead of a giant Forza Horizon review, but every time I am disappointed. I really, really hope there's no comment size limit. Man, this is going to be one super long run-on sentence isn't it? I'd space it out but i didn't plan that far ahead. Will anyone ever read this? I'll post it even if I don't end up in first comment. As long as it doesn't get blocked for being too big. That would be such a shame, seriously. I guess, disappointingly, there's probably some sort of upper limit so you can't post The Oddysey in one comment or something. Maybe it's, like, a Read More type thing? Click to expand and see all this garbage. No video yet. 11:20. Get on the fucking ball, Vinny. Or Drew. Or Dave or whatever. Site has no qualms with throwing a giant ad at me though. What the hell is HITFIX? Yeah, because I want that garbage on my twitter. Please, tell me about American Idol and The Avengers. There's a RAW13 or something ad here too. I don't follow wrestling games. i was looking through an old Game Informer once though and the back cover was for some wrestling game that actually got reviewed poorly in the magazine itself, but it was notable because one entire page was taken up by a giant, wistful hulk hogan, staring off to his right, looking very uncanny valley. I felt like he should've had a single tear running down his cheek. Where the fuck is this video? Are they uploading it an hour from now and the site just glitched out and told me it was 11? My CPU fan is going crazy. I think it's all these flash ads. This PC doesn't have a discrete GPU yet and I'm running Ubuntu. It's kind of fucked. I can't play, like, any PC games. Obviously. But I also can't play any Linux games because for one there's like twenty of them and for another thing like everything on Ubuntu 10.04 or whatever is broken as fuck.

Posted by hanktherapper

If you are putting this up then I damn well expect a Farming Simulator 2013 QL.

Posted by Jrstrid3r

What. @Lavs:

Posted by simkas

@hanktherapper said:

If you are putting this up then I damn well expect a Farming Simulator 2013 QL.

Are you blind?

Posted by Glottery

Oh yes, this should do very fine while waiting for Farming Simulator...

Posted by MEATBALL

I have really been looking forward to this Quick Look. Today is shaping up to be a fantastic day for content! :D

Posted by lolgreg

This looks dangerously bad.

Posted by ChrisHarris

@hanktherapper said:

If you are putting this up then I damn well expect a Farming Simulator 2013 QL.

It's coming up next, in about 3½ hours.

Posted by xXwindoverXx

@Lavs said:

Time for some dangerous motherfucking hunting! I hope you fuckers are ready for some hunting because this shit is straight-up DANGEROUS. I'm not talking some normal ass hunts here, we're talking DANGEROUS SHIT. Now, I had a ton of time to write this comment because I was like "Hey, what if I wrote out a comment before the video came out because it's 11 AM and I am losing control of my life and I haven't slept in more hours than is healthy and I'm waiting for a video on a game website to come up because I'm a horrible person and I have nothing better to do, this will be funny." so It's super long and shit, but anyway, the main point is that these hunts are seriously dangerous you guys and you should watch out. Because hunts are no fucking joke, I swear, one time I went on a hunt with this one guy and he was even wearing the big orange asshole jacket so that nobody shot him and GUESS FUCKING WHAT HE GOT SHOT because HUTNS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. I'm sitting here waiting for this quick look to go up and I just refreshed and had a heart attack because it switched from Hotline Miami as the front door video to Giana Sisters, and I thought it was the Dangerous Hunts video, and I wanna get first comment on that shit. Not because I need the quest, but because this kind of thing just isn't as impressive unless it's at the top, you know? You hve to leave a mark. I wonder if GB has comment size limits. Is this all pointless? For naught? Now it's the Forza Horizon review. What the fuck is going on. I can't even see the box that says when site content is going up oh wait it's down there I just have to scroll down a bit. The video's probably going up soon. It's 11:12 AM even though they said it was going up at 11. I like that they're doing a live launch stream of Farming Simulator 2K13. That's kind of great. I want to see that video. I want to see that video more than this one. I hope it's Drew/Vinny like the other one. That'd be great. Still no video. My breath tastes like cheeseburger hot pockets. Pro fucking tip, don't buy those. They're really seriously nasty. But I bought a box, and you know, what are you going to do, eat one but not the other? I put mustard on the second one. Is that weird? Mustard on a hot pocket? They just taste really gnarly on their own, and I figured, hamburger, so it makes sense. I got some beef taco ones too, because I hate myself. Those are definitely better, but they taste kind of like nothing. Like, not even taco seasoning overload or anything, just sort of bland beefy flavor. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe Hot Pockets has as brand built on bland. Bland brand. It's 11:15. No video. What the fuck, you guys. I am totally entitled to my video of two grown men commentating on a terrible video game ON FUCKING TIME. I am getting seriously pissed off and by seriously pissed off I mean I am staring at my monitor like usual without any kind of annoyance or anger really. I keep refreshing the page but it's not showing up. Every time I expect there to be Cabella's Dangerous Hunts image sandwiched between two lazer tag ads instead of a giant Forza Horizon review, but every time I am disappointed. I really, really hope there's no comment size limit. Man, this is going to be one super long run-on sentence isn't it? I'd space it out but i didn't plan that far ahead. Will anyone ever read this? I'll post it even if I don't end up in first comment. As long as it doesn't get blocked for being too big. That would be such a shame, seriously. I guess, disappointingly, there's probably some sort of upper limit so you can't post The Oddysey in one comment or something. Maybe it's, like, a Read More type thing? Click to expand and see all this garbage. No video yet. 11:20. Get on the fucking ball, Vinny. Or Drew. Or Dave or whatever. Site has no qualms with throwing a giant ad at me though. What the hell is HITFIX? Yeah, because I want that garbage on my twitter. Please, tell me about American Idol and The Avengers. There's a RAW13 or something ad here too. I don't follow wrestling games. i was looking through an old Game Informer once though and the back cover was for some wrestling game that actually got reviewed poorly in the magazine itself, but it was notable because one entire page was taken up by a giant, wistful hulk hogan, staring off to his right, looking very uncanny valley. I felt like he should've had a single tear running down his cheek. Where the fuck is this video? Are they uploading it an hour from now and the site just glitched out and told me it was 11? My CPU fan is going crazy. I think it's all these flash ads. This PC doesn't have a discrete GPU yet and I'm running Ubuntu. It's kind of fucked. I can't play, like, any PC games. Obviously. But I also can't play any Linux games because for one there's like twenty of them and for another thing like everything on Ubuntu 10.04 or whatever is broken as fuck.

What he said...

Posted by 49th

Wow, what's up with that space gun to shoot non-alien bears? Dumb game.

Posted by Pullarius_Capax

I don't think hyenas are that big...

Edited by SleepyDoughnut

@Jrstrid3r said:

What. @Lavs:

He just went all stream of consciousness on us. Don't worry about it. Also that is a small-ass rifle compared to his other guns

Posted by abdo

"...relaxed butt-steady grip"

What.

Edited by wrathofconn
Edited by deerokus

I've always been curious about these games.

Edit: wtf. I thought they were hunting sims, not lightgun survival horror :D

Posted by murisan

This looks AWESOME.

Posted by falling_fast

oh my god, this game is terrible.

Posted by simkas

They should do quick look of Cabela's Hunting Expeditions, that actually looks like a decent open-world sandbox-style hunting game, not a weird linear FPS with animals that this thing is.

Posted by calvin521

Call of Africa: Savannah Warfare

Posted by notdavid

I love the concept of a game where you play as the bad guy from Disney's Tarzan.

Posted by wrecks

No, I am the Fear Master.

Posted by HighPriest

This is clearly a reasonable way to spend $80.

Posted by Death_Burnout

@simkas said:

They should do quick look of Cabela's Hunting Expeditions, that actually looks like a decent open-world sandbox-style hunting game, not a weird linear FPS with animals that this thing is.

Which is why it bums me out they'd rather sell this one where I live instead of the other one...

Posted by simkas

@Death_Burnout said:

@simkas said:

They should do quick look of Cabela's Hunting Expeditions, that actually looks like a decent open-world sandbox-style hunting game, not a weird linear FPS with animals that this thing is.

Which is why it bums me out they'd rather sell this one where I live instead of the other one...

Hunting Expeditions is on steam if you want the PC version.

Posted by xyqxyq

What are they talking about at around 11:25 with the non-Euclidean geometry? I didn't notice anything weird.

Posted by kist

luv Vinny and Ryan! always have me cracking up... 'this is real plastic'

Edited by That1Guy

This game is so realistic!!!

Edited by Bistromath

I think I'd rather play a game about killing asshole hunters/people who would buy this game.

Posted by Flacracker

No huntsman would use a Desert Eagle....

Posted by ArtisanBreads

This game is just ridiculous hahah.

Posted by kerse

@xXwindoverXx said:

@Lavs said:

Time for some dangerous motherfucking hunting! I hope you fuckers are ready for some hunting because this shit is straight-up DANGEROUS. I'm not talking some normal ass hunts here, we're talking DANGEROUS SHIT. Now, I had a ton of time to write this comment because I was like "Hey, what if I wrote out a comment before the video came out because it's 11 AM and I am losing control of my life and I haven't slept in more hours than is healthy and I'm waiting for a video on a game website to come up because I'm a horrible person and I have nothing better to do, this will be funny." so It's super long and shit, but anyway, the main point is that these hunts are seriously dangerous you guys and you should watch out. Because hunts are no fucking joke, I swear, one time I went on a hunt with this one guy and he was even wearing the big orange asshole jacket so that nobody shot him and GUESS FUCKING WHAT HE GOT SHOT because HUTNS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. I'm sitting here waiting for this quick look to go up and I just refreshed and had a heart attack because it switched from Hotline Miami as the front door video to Giana Sisters, and I thought it was the Dangerous Hunts video, and I wanna get first comment on that shit. Not because I need the quest, but because this kind of thing just isn't as impressive unless it's at the top, you know? You hve to leave a mark. I wonder if GB has comment size limits. Is this all pointless? For naught? Now it's the Forza Horizon review. What the fuck is going on. I can't even see the box that says when site content is going up oh wait it's down there I just have to scroll down a bit. The video's probably going up soon. It's 11:12 AM even though they said it was going up at 11. I like that they're doing a live launch stream of Farming Simulator 2K13. That's kind of great. I want to see that video. I want to see that video more than this one. I hope it's Drew/Vinny like the other one. That'd be great. Still no video. My breath tastes like cheeseburger hot pockets. Pro fucking tip, don't buy those. They're really seriously nasty. But I bought a box, and you know, what are you going to do, eat one but not the other? I put mustard on the second one. Is that weird? Mustard on a hot pocket? They just taste really gnarly on their own, and I figured, hamburger, so it makes sense. I got some beef taco ones too, because I hate myself. Those are definitely better, but they taste kind of like nothing. Like, not even taco seasoning overload or anything, just sort of bland beefy flavor. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe Hot Pockets has as brand built on bland. Bland brand. It's 11:15. No video. What the fuck, you guys. I am totally entitled to my video of two grown men commentating on a terrible video game ON FUCKING TIME. I am getting seriously pissed off and by seriously pissed off I mean I am staring at my monitor like usual without any kind of annoyance or anger really. I keep refreshing the page but it's not showing up. Every time I expect there to be Cabella's Dangerous Hunts image sandwiched between two lazer tag ads instead of a giant Forza Horizon review, but every time I am disappointed. I really, really hope there's no comment size limit. Man, this is going to be one super long run-on sentence isn't it? I'd space it out but i didn't plan that far ahead. Will anyone ever read this? I'll post it even if I don't end up in first comment. As long as it doesn't get blocked for being too big. That would be such a shame, seriously. I guess, disappointingly, there's probably some sort of upper limit so you can't post The Oddysey in one comment or something. Maybe it's, like, a Read More type thing? Click to expand and see all this garbage. No video yet. 11:20. Get on the fucking ball, Vinny. Or Drew. Or Dave or whatever. Site has no qualms with throwing a giant ad at me though. What the hell is HITFIX? Yeah, because I want that garbage on my twitter. Please, tell me about American Idol and The Avengers. There's a RAW13 or something ad here too. I don't follow wrestling games. i was looking through an old Game Informer once though and the back cover was for some wrestling game that actually got reviewed poorly in the magazine itself, but it was notable because one entire page was taken up by a giant, wistful hulk hogan, staring off to his right, looking very uncanny valley. I felt like he should've had a single tear running down his cheek. Where the fuck is this video? Are they uploading it an hour from now and the site just glitched out and told me it was 11? My CPU fan is going crazy. I think it's all these flash ads. This PC doesn't have a discrete GPU yet and I'm running Ubuntu. It's kind of fucked. I can't play, like, any PC games. Obviously. But I also can't play any Linux games because for one there's like twenty of them and for another thing like everything on Ubuntu 10.04 or whatever is broken as fuck.

What he said...

pretty much

Posted by alibson

It's rated T because you're not killing the animals, you're capturing them.

Edited by Tennmuerti

Dozens of giant, disappearing, non euclidean hyenas, oh my!

Posted by louiedog

The appeal of a game with no objective other than to kill scores of wild animals is lost on me.

Posted by Mesoian

Heh, Steve Blum doing his Jaime voice.

Posted by BenderUnit22

Thank God, a Vinny quick look. The week is saved.

Online
Posted by Phatmac

Man is the most dangerous animal.

Posted by Unequivocable

HUNT ALL ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ICantBeStopped

@Flacracker: Why

Online
Posted by VikG

@Lavs: wow, that was something unexpected which made me laugh probably more than it should have, thanks

now to watch the video!

Posted by scalpel

@Bistromath said:

I think I'd rather play a game about killing asshole hunters/people who would buy this game.

Why not one about shooting tree huggers?

Posted by Lemmiwinks

That totally is the story from dangerous hunts, except there the brother dies. Also, dad is the same voice actor.

Holding out for the return of the baboon army...

Sigh, I watch lets plays of the dumbest shit.

Posted by LarryDavis

That sound effect for picking up guns and ammo is the same as in Shadows of the Empire. And I think every Star Wars game.

Posted by WilloughbyJackson

So..the bullets are magnetic and attract the Hyenas to you?

Posted by Glottery

Awesome QL, I think I could settle just for this for the day and live without Farming Simulator. Maybe.

That last bit was definetly the 'best' one..."hardcore" music on the background while shooting animals mostly running by...yup, that alone seems worth the price!

Posted by Bistromath

@scalpel:

Why not one about shooting face huggers?