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Posted by mewarmo990

This deserves another "BOOBS" video review.

Posted by Porkellain

lame :/

Posted by EvilKatarn

Eh I'm fine with the boobs. At least DoA has cool instantly recognizable character design to back that stuff up, so it isn't just boobs slapped on someone's crappy doodle.

Posted by TheHT

The arenas look REALLY cool.

Edited by NTM

me-likey-bigga-boobies. Also, four stars?

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Posted by mrangryface

This is an ORDER IT ON AMAZON purchase- not a PURCHASE IT PERSON purchase...much like most NiS games

Posted by darkjester74

"This telenovela JUST GOT REAL!"

LOL! XD

Posted by mrfluke

@EvilKatarn said:

Eh I'm fine with the boobs. At least DoA has cool instantly recognizable character design to back that stuff up, so it isn't just boobs slapped on someone's crappy doodle.

this, the boobs are whatevs let them bounce ridiculously all they want, at the end of the day its just a video game with video game characters

the new faces do look real nice though

Posted by Duxa

Equalization fail :(

Posted by JJOR64

The game does look solid. Curious how the tournament seen will be. If the past repeats its self, it's not going to be very big.

Also that Circus stage is awesome.

Posted by Daniel_Newton

The character models look nice, but it's like the backgrounds took a hit to make that possible. They just look kind of dull, like someone toned the vibrancy down for no good reason. As for boobs, they should move to some degree as that's just natural, but they look really silly in this game.

The fighting looks like it flows well though. I may pick it up at some point when it's cheap, but I'll stick with Tekken Tag 2 for now.

Posted by drewbert

@JayCee said:

Also: Quiet Look

@Aegon said:

Audio is low. It's ok at 100%

@DefAde said:

WHY SO QUIET ????

GB Vids are always significantly quieter than the rest of the internet... i have to crank up my volume... then generally forget i have done so.... until i play something later and jump out my skin

@buzz_killington said:

The sound is... not loud enough?? Anyone else having this problem? I can barely hear them at a maxed-out volume.

@PlasmaBeam44 said:

Yep, sound is low and some of the audio seems out of sync.

@DjCmeP said:

This

@kozmo7 said:

Is it just me or is the audio lower than normal?

Audio should be louder now. As Vinny explained here, we're trying some new things with our production pipeline and we're still working the kinks out!

Posted by kishinfoulux

That screen grab just says it all.

Posted by OriginalGman

Wow. We learned a lot more about Jeff's sexual history than I ever would have expected.

Posted by Phatmac

Jeff kinda hyped this game too much for me. It looks alright, but it isn't super crazy.

Posted by murisan

@drewbert: You're good people for quoting every single person who noticed the audio and said something.

Posted by Doomshine

What happened to the Youtube version?

Posted by ervonymous

Seems alright, I just can't get into 3D fighting games at all. The magic happens in 2D.

Posted by Nephrahim

Man, is there some rule that Jeff cannot win a multiplayer fighting game? I feel like he's lost the past 10.

Posted by Presto

@Doomshine: The audio was quite, so they replaced the video with a fixed version. The youtube version is probably uploading right now.

Posted by liquidfkinfire

Wow that arcade mode loaded fast!! And no one called that out? Impressive. I've been slowly warming up to maybe getting this but the revel of no boob slider to turn it DOWN some notches bums me out. Its just weird looking and distracting.

Posted by mrsmiley

"I like to make the tiger come out." "I know you do."

Posted by Evan_Buchholz

Is it just the video or is the game kinda dropping frames a lot?

Posted by paulunga

I like that the girls look more human-like now, especially the eyes are way less anime. It looks like something that might be dumb fun for a couple hours.

Posted by Neurotic

I continue to be uninterested in DOA. However, the fighting and the faces look good. The breasts, not so much. Although at this point, if they were to make them more realistic it wouldn't be DOA so whatever.

Posted by biggiedubs

'Sup, Orlando from Catherine. You were a laid-back, beer drinking dude in that game too.

Edited by Colourful_Hippie

Jeff Gerstmann, professional boobsman.

Posted by TekZero

Hi, my name is TekZero and I like boobs.

In fact, I've held a few in my lifetime. They're awesome.

Edited by Mezmero

The game is on its way through my Gamefly. The crazy Japanese story looks like something I need to experience. When talking about the "MK Style" storytelling I'm curious why no one ever brings up Destrega for PS1. It was a junky excuse for a game but it might the first fighting game to contain a singular story mode across multiple characters. I wonder if Ed Boon ever played Destrega. I'm pretty sure it's available on PS1 classics so maybe Giant Bomb could do a Throwback on something so influential yet long forgotten? Thanks and keep up the great videos!

Posted by sissylion

Drew with the science jokes.

Posted by Cocainemancer

OH NO

Posted by flasaltine

What is up with Japan and boob physics? Its as if they are immature little kids catering their game to immature little kids.

Posted by Ramone

X axis = Character

Y axis = Time

I think.

Edited by BlatantNinja23

if the story is anything like the 3ds version then I'm really excited

also DOA does story right.... only one round fights

Posted by OleMarthin

when i was a 12 i loved doa3 on the original xbox. now i wonder why:P

Posted by mrcraggle

I still find the boobs physics really weird. They moved more like jelly. Mila looks to have average sized breasts but they bounce around and move like crazy despite having a top that would restrict their movement. Oh videogames.

Posted by agerstone

@drewbert: Thanks for sorting that man!

Posted by Fattony12000

THEY DON'T OPERATE LIKE THIS!

Posted by Malphye

DOA 5 Scrub league. Make it happen.

Posted by kerse

Aside from the usual DOA creepiness, this actually looks really good. I wonder how crazy the story mode would be for me since I've never played a DOA game before.

Posted by Animasta

lol why does lotus juice keep getting work

Posted by ValiantGoat

Stay classy DoA

Posted by BoOzak

I kinda prefered the way they handled the story in the other games, sometimes less is more. And i'm surprised they didnt mention how terrible the voice acting is, granted it's a fighting game (and a japanese one at that) but still. Guess i'll be using japanese voices then.

Posted by RVonE

No matter all its craziness, I've really liked the fighting system since DOA2; it's fast-paced and the focus on its rock-paper-scissors reversals is very interesting.

Posted by ExplodeMode

If you want to play boob-fighter, whatever. I've heard of way worse fetishes than liking boobs. But if that's what DoA is all about, after all of this time - how does it not even get that right?

Posted by Vitor

Why does this look like a Hi-res PS2 game? I mean, is it just me or does this look really, really bland?

I'm surprised because I remember when games like Tekken and DOA used to be high watermarks for graphical fidelity. Alongside Wrestler hair of course.

Posted by TheHBK

Jeff needs to stop fucking around and wasting time on this video game stuff and just go do what he can to help further the study of boobs.

Posted by dagas

@OleMarthin said:

when i was a 12 i loved doa3 on the original xbox. now i wonder why:P

Because you were 12?

I think I was 13 when DoA1 came out on PS1 and me and my friends giggling at the bouncing boobs. DoA1 has the most insane boob bouncing in any game I've played. Just standing still they bounce and when they jump it looks like they hit them in the face sometimes. Now that I am older and like Jeff have hold real boobs in my hand I can only agree with his assesment that DoA must take place on some other planet with different gravity.

Posted by Little_Socrates

I'm pretty into the fact that Rig is voiced by the guy who played Orlando in Catherine.

Posted by TripMasterMunky

DOA5 is dope.

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