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Edited by Morningstar

Forza Juve!

Edited by cire147258369

FINALLY!!! Been waiting for this ql all week!

Posted by thorkildsen

FIFA!!!

Edited by Village_Guy

Soccer on this!

Alright that intro was ridiculous.

Posted by Jaqen_HGhar

God, that intro... the annoying thing is that TV commercials about soccer here in Norway is on that level. Or was, I have luckily managed to dodge those when watching TV the past year. Soccer is so stupid, and this QL will probably be awesome.

Posted by TC

I cannot wait for this. Giant Bomb and football just don't fit, and it's great.

Posted by Petiew

But is there any nudity in it?

Posted by vikingdeath1

When Danny called it "soccer" instead of football during the Bioforge thing; that was fantastic.

Edited by JamesJeux007

My brother bought this game a few days ago and have been playing it non-stop since. Apparently, whoever buys these games really love them. Me ? I lost it when I noticed the boxes of FIFA 13 and FIFA 14 right next to each other.

FIFA 13

FIFA 14

I love how they don't even give a shit anymore. "Meh, let's just use last year's cover. It's not like whoever buys this game give a crap anyway."

(And apparently, the other versions of FIFA 13 don't even have the dude on the right on the cover.)

Posted by HoboZero

My favorite part of these sports quicklooks is fast becoming the comments where people berate them for not "doing it right"

Posted by BeachThunder

I don't know much about no Giant Bomb, but I do have the sudden urge to use Squarespace.

Posted by Ares42

I know it was just an off the cuff comment, but complaining about the game not being localized for the US is pretty silly.

Edited by AlexanderSheen

Patrick Stewart is working for his paycheck.

Posted by Tesla

Ahhhh the sports game quick look...there are few finer things in life.

Posted by sadsadsad

Weirdly excited

Posted by jimmyfenix

FIFO!

Edited by serujiow

@jamesjeux007: The player on the cover is widely thought of to be the best player in the world. Typically Fifa games localize the cover by having a main person on every version of the cover and next to them there is a player from that region. @ares42: It would be cool if it was based on what your favorite team was since they picked a UK team for their favorite, or should I say "favourite".

Posted by Sweep

I just went to Malaysia. It was pretty good.

Sports!

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Edited by Smokey_Earhole

Fuck me that's one dumbass intro!

Edit: also, being danish and hearing them obliviously trashtalk the various danish soccer teams...lololol.

Posted by Thiefsie

Definitely not enough logo critique going on here...

Edited by Capt_Ventris

Stoke City? Oh rub it in you bastards. Haha

Posted by Ravelle

My brother bought this game a few days ago and have been playing it non-stop since. Apparently, whoever buys these games really love them. Me ? I lost it when I noticed the boxes of FIFA 13 and FIFA 14 right next to each other.

FIFA 13

FIFA 14

I love how they don't even give a shit anymore. "Meh, let's just use last year's cover. It's not like whoever buys this game give a crap anyway."

(And apparently, the other versions of FIFA 13 don't even have the dude on the right on the cover.)

I still think they should just have a cover with a ball on it with a big number on it.

Posted by Flacracker

@ares42 said:

I know it was just an off the cuff comment, but complaining about the game not being localized for the US is pretty silly.

Cue angry British people complaining about Jeff complaining about the words being spelled wrong. Happens every time.

Edited by kalnet101

Giant Bomb. Friend of Malaysia. I feel proud~

Posted by Ares42

@flacracker: hehe, I'm not even British. Thinking more about how bad localization generally is in the business (to the point that many go out of their way to circumvent it) , it's a bit silly to complain about some U's thrown in here and there.

Posted by xDot

The end game highlights of just Vinny missing is amazing.

Edited by K9

Vinny, here is my counter argument to people not looking good in yellow clothes:

Posted by MattyFTM

Not that it makes much difference now, but the right stick makes the goalkeeper dive in a direction during a penalty.

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Posted by heavyplay

You guys are shooting from way too far away. Also, many of your shots don't have any power because you're facing the wrong way. You're trying to shoot directly behind you, so the player is trying to swivel and shoot quickly. Turn the player, make sure he's running in the right direction, then shoot.

You're probably never going to play this game again, but something to keep in mind when if you try Pro Evo.

Edited by andmm

As a football fan... this was painfull lol

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Posted by Phatmac

YES SIR PATRICK STEWART I WILL PLAY THE SOCCER!

Posted by Xeirus

Um, that guy in the still looks just like Nic Cage!

Posted by Patman99

@ares42 said:

I know it was just an off the cuff comment, but complaining about the game not being localized for the US is pretty silly.

Cue angry British people complaining about Jeff complaining about the words being spelled wrong. Happens every time.

It's because his argument of it looking silly or whatever can be applied in reverse too. There are tons of games that do not change their English spelling. If I had to guess, Jeff would probably agree that US games should change their spellings for other regions too. There are a handful of instances in UK/Canadian English where the spelling is different. I'm no programmer but I imagine that it would be an easy change (and vice versa).

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Edited by Daiphyer

My brother bought this game a few days ago and have been playing it non-stop since. Apparently, whoever buys these games really love them. Me ? I lost it when I noticed the boxes of FIFA 13 and FIFA 14 right next to each other.

FIFA 13

FIFA 14

I love how they don't even give a shit anymore. "Meh, let's just use last year's cover. It's not like whoever buys this game give a crap anyway."

(And apparently, the other versions of FIFA 13 don't even have the dude on the right on the cover.)

They should have the EA Sports logo even BIGGER next time to really make a difference. Hell, just have the EA Sports logo as the cover with a big 15 on it.

Edited by face15

I'M FROM BRIS-BANE! JEFF SAID THE PLACE THAT I'M FROM! I'M FAMOUS!

Posted by cabrit_sans_cor

FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS

Edited by AlexanderSheen

I love how angry and salty they got by the end.

Edited by ProfessorEss

Her buns are the best!

Posted by NekuSakuraba

Amazing quicklook, I laughed so hard at those penalty shots.

Edited by MoonwalkSA

Why does the in-game commentary sound so muffled? Is that a normal soccer thing, for the commentators to talk from inside a cardboard box or turn the gain way down on their mics or something?

Posted by UberExplodey

FEEFER aww yeee

Edited by SuperSambo

My brother bought this game a few days ago and have been playing it non-stop since. Apparently, whoever buys these games really love them. Me ? I lost it when I noticed the boxes of FIFA 13 and FIFA 14 right next to each other.

FIFA 13

FIFA 14

I love how they don't even give a shit anymore. "Meh, let's just use last year's cover. It's not like whoever buys this game give a crap anyway."

(And apparently, the other versions of FIFA 13 don't even have the dude on the right on the cover.)

The covers have been similar for a while, Messi (or it used to be Rooney for a bit and so on. Big stars) and one or two players from the region you are in. I don't see how any of what you just said holds a point.

Posted by Matterless

Tottenham Fucking Hotspur

Posted by whatisdelicious

@ares42 said:

I know it was just an off the cuff comment, but complaining about the game not being localized for the US is pretty silly.

Why wouldn't it be localized for the US?

Edited by symbyosys

I could deal with the fumbling through the pregame stuff, but as soon as the shooting drill started it was cringeworthy (you're supposed to dribble inside the dotted line then shoot when the targets light up) .....ahhh...good job guys :)

Edited by Xyber

I could deal with the fumbling through the pregame stuff, but as soon as the shooting drill started it was cringeworthy (you're supposed to dribble inside the dotted line then shoot when the targets light up) .....ahhh...good job guys :)

I don't see how it can be cringeworthy when the game never actually tells you what you are supposed to do except for "Shoot the ball with B".

Edited by MjHealy

Finally! A sport I actually care about, keep up with and are knowledgeable of. Last year, Jeff or Vinny played as my team (Arsenal) so I expect some more hilarious comments on the world of football.

I guess this how the guys who are way into college American football feel.