259 Comments
Posted by Wes899

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

It's a dog football game where Jerry Rice is involved. The quality of this game doesn't matter. That first part is why anyone cares.

Posted by Junpei

@GorillaSalad said:

anyone else unable to get past the first 15 seconds? It keeps asking me to play again.

it stopped for me twice. Once about halfway in and the second time about 30 seconds later after jumping back to where it stopped previously. I've occasionally had this problem in the past but this is the first time in a while it has done this.

Posted by leebmx

Why does the Scottish man have a four leaf clover? 

Posted by DrDarkStryfe

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Really? Because if you watched the Cars 2 Quick Look, you would see this very site give a very good view of a good game that is marketed and made for kids, and not a cheap ass cash in like this garbage.

Edited by Winsord

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Psst, if you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. Also, your post insinuates that kids games have to be bad; they don't.

Posted by metalsnakezero

What the bark did I watch? Is this game real?

Posted by Metal_Mills

YES! Finally.

Posted by triviaman09
@bko: False. It's possible to make a good kids game and the GB guys have quick looked kids games positively in the past. This game is garbage and deserves to be called out as such.
Posted by Daveyo520
@bko said:
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
lol
Posted by Seraphim84

Dog football starring Jeff Furstmann, Matt Ruffrie, and Dave Schnauzer!

Edited by MormonWarrior
@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

And...there's something wrong with making fun of shovelware? Some of the most entertaining quick looks are the ridiculously horrible Wii games that you already know are terrible. It's humor, man. Most humor is making fun of something at some level.
 
EDIT: Is everyone at Whiskey Media colorblind? I mean, seriously...it's like an epidemic or something. Only Ryan and Brad seem to see color.
Posted by MattClassic

I wonder what a Michael Vick version of this would be like... probably a lot like every Pokemon game.

Posted by Scodiac

Of course, Matt Rorie is in this quick look. How could I have not seen that coming?

Posted by Shisnopi

i CANT TAKE THE PUNS!

Posted by empfeix

This opens the door for Vicks dogfighting game!  Can't wait!

Posted by louiedog
@bko said:
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
I just looked at your activity. In 2 years you've made 23 posts. Looking back, it looks like a lot of them are complaints about other people. You certainly don't appear to want to belong to the community, yet you feel entitled to constantly criticize the members. Why are you even here? What's the point?
Posted by Slurpelve
@Seraphim84 said:

Dog football starring Jeff Furstmann, Matt Ruffrie, and Dave Schnauzer!

Good one
Posted by skrutop

Holy crap did it take a long time for you to get into the game!

Posted by MisterMouse
@jorbear said:
THIS!
Posted by Nottle

Next time someone needs to get the "FIRST" quest, just type FUR-ST.

Posted by Taklulas
@bko said:
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
So why are you even here? Go back to 4chan or Reddit. Goddamn failure. 
Posted by bko
@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?
Edited by Lockeyness
@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Wait, you're criticizing the site for being cynical and your post is cynical itself. What's going on here? Cynicism within cynicism? Did you have to go deeper? Or are you just trying to actively antagonize members of the community? 
 
Edit: Yep, nailed it.
Posted by Construc

Why would you waste time on this and not have a quick look for El Shaddai, a game I actually want to see.

Posted by leebmx
@bko said:
@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?
Go away then? Maybe find a site you like? Just a couple of suggestions.
Posted by snowsk8

next up Kobe Bryants "Kitty cats can't hurt me".

Posted by Tesla

Hahaha, yes! It's the quick look you've all been waiting for!!

Posted by brehonia

This isn't a very nice conv-alsatian, you guys should just pull the pug on it here.

Posted by MariachiMacabre

@jorbear said:

Goddammit this was the exact thing I was going to post

Posted by leebmx

According to Wikepidia, Nitus "are small matter, which fall into a person's ear and go to their brain. They do not kill, but are said to feed like maggots on the memory and create tiredness and forgetfulness." 
 Thought you might be interested.

Posted by Metal_Mills

They ripped off AC/DC's jailbreak at 8:48

Posted by Phoenix778m

It's funny because Cynic is Greek for Dog-Like. "Jerry Rice and Nitus' Cynical Football."

Edited by Curufinwe
@bko said:
@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?
Ask yourself, not us.  Because here you are, posting on Giant Bomb.  No one will miss you if you leave.
Posted by Aegon

"I think I like him better blonde" Um...it kind of makes it look like he's wearing a hard candy yellow spiky hat. 

Edited by ryanwho

Rorie is the worst dog football player. He'd never last in the Platinum League.

Posted by Aegon

Laughing at the crab in the loading screen. 

Edited by brehonia

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

Posted by Vexxan

Most anticipated Quick Look to this date!

Posted by Mezmero

DONDAKE?!

Posted by Fistfulofmetal

"The Rice Around" is that some pun on "reach around"? That's not rated E!

Posted by louiedog
@bko said:
@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?
If you don't like it either leave or participate and try to make it a place that you think is better. Sitting on the side lines and telling everyone you're better doesn't help anything, it just makes you an unpleasant person.
Posted by craigbo180
@bko said:
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
Nice Shakespeare theater.
Posted by gosukiller
@craigbo180 said:
@bko said:
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
Nice Shakespeare theater.
I think they would've made fun of a game like this werther it was aimed at kids or not.  
 
Kids like great games too. 
Posted by Cereal_Killa
@leebmx: Thank god! As a Scotsman I thought I was the only one who would notice.
Posted by Death_Burnout

Paws screen!

Posted by jorbear

@MariachiMacabre: I guess you could say I was...

FUR-st.

Posted by Milkman

@bko said:

@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?

Then here's a idea. Fuck off.

Anyways, this Quick Look was hilarious.

"FUR-ST DOWN!"

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU"

Posted by JayCee

You what, I'll say it. Better then Madden.

Posted by buckybit

I can't believe I watched this - all of it. #80 Jerry Rice still has power over me.

Posted by BaconGames

You're...you're telling me people are defending this game? HAHAHAHA. This is some game of the year material alright.