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Posted by Chris2KLee

Man, money was spent to make this. Someone got paid to make up "fur-st" down. That hurts me.

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Edited by NathHaw

@Rorie: Thanks for making an appearance, Rorie. It's not Rorcraft, but that's OK. You should be in the GB vids more. You should review a game sometime too.

I'd also like to mention that I've not heard of JUDOBABY Inc. until now.

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Posted by SaintOfKillers

Fuck dog football i want a crab juggling game

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Posted by megalowho

This game.. man. I should probably buy this game.

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Posted by MackGyver

TNT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by HerbieBug

hahahaha frame rate problems on the title screen.  Class. 

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Posted by ItalianStallion

The PAWS! Menu.

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Posted by W_R_B

Holding out for "Nolan Ryan's Cat Baseball"

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Edited by Giantstalker

It's Dog American Football, not Dog Football!

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Posted by LegendaryChopChop

DOG FOOTBALL!

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Posted by AgentofChaos

I wonder if a developer would even put this gem on their resumes.

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Posted by jillsandwich
@brehonia said:

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

THIS.
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Edited by Ghostiet

A.R.F? More like B.A.R.F. RIGHT?


@powerpc127 said:

@brehonia said:

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

If I was wearing more than boxersat the moment, then I would go pick this up right now. I'm a real wii shovelware hound, so I'd probably love a piece of shih tzu like this. My friends (Jack, Russell, and Terry) and I have sort of gotten a collection of bad wii games going. There's just something charming about their pugly graphics. I buy pretty much any game I can get my paws on. Then again, I think my attention spaniel is a little too short for such a detailed game of football. Besides, it just rained and I'd hate to step in a lingering poodle and get all wet on the way to the store. I guess I'll wait for it to hit the barkgain bin. Or I could borrow it from my neighbor, Bernard. He's a real saint, so I'm sure he'll let me.  What a bunch of dirty, rottweilen puns.

I cannot tell if the two of you guys deserve infinite blowjobs for this posts or rather to be hanged by the balls from a skyscraper.

Bravo/fuck you, I guess.

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Posted by Skrams

So many colorblind people in the whiskey media staff.

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Posted by Tebbit

@Ghostiet said:

@powerpc127 said:
@brehonia said:

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

If I was wearing more than boxers at the moment, then I would go pick this up right now. I'm a real wii shovelware hound, so I'd probably love a piece of shih tzu like this. My friends (Jack, Russell, and Terry) and I have sort of gotten a collection of bad wii games going. There's just something charming about their pugly graphics. I buy pretty much any game I can get my paws on. Then again, I think my attention spaniel is a little too short for such a detailed game of football. Besides, it just rained and I'd hate to step in a lingering poodle and get all wet on the way to the store. I guess I'll wait for it to hit the barkgain bin. Or I could borrow it from my neighbor, Bernard. He's a real saint, so I'm sure he'll let me. What a bunch of dirty, rottweilen puns.

I cannot tell if the two of you guys deserve infinite blowjobs for this posts or rather to be hanged by the balls from a skyscraper.

Bravo/fuck you, I guess.

Both. At once.

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Posted by yukoasho

I think I figured out what the A.R.F means.  Apparently after a TD, the ARF bonus determines how many points you can get on the point after attempt.  If Ryan had made that point-after, he'd have scored 10 fucking points on the point after (by contrast, if he kicked, he'd have gotten 5).

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Posted by yukoasho
@Giantstalker said:

It's Dog American Football, not Dog Football!

Dude, dog soccer would fucking ROCK.
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Posted by Xpgamer7

Because it has to exist.

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Posted by Hooligan451

Did anyone else expect the dog to gnaw on its groin instead of returning the kick?

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Posted by creiij
@PrivateIronTFU: Have you ever had a bad cough and diarrhea at the same time? Anyway you get what said =)
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Posted by Red12b
@Ghostiet said:

A.R.F? More like B.A.R.F. RIGHT?


@powerpc127 said:

@brehonia said:

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

If I was wearing more than boxersat the moment, then I would go pick this up right now. I'm a real wii shovelware hound, so I'd probably love a piece of shih tzu like this. My friends (Jack, Russell, and Terry) and I have sort of gotten a collection of bad wii games going. There's just something charming about their pugly graphics. I buy pretty much any game I can get my paws on. Then again, I think my attention spaniel is a little too short for such a detailed game of football. Besides, it just rained and I'd hate to step in a lingering poodle and get all wet on the way to the store. I guess I'll wait for it to hit the barkgain bin. Or I could borrow it from my neighbor, Bernard. He's a real saint, so I'm sure he'll let me.  What a bunch of dirty, rottweilen puns.

I cannot tell if the two of you guys deserve infinite blowjobs for this posts or rather to be hanged by the balls from a skyscraper.

Bravo/fuck you, I guess.

amazing 
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Posted by MjHealy

Arf arf. Do the Doggy Bounce.

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Posted by BlatantNinja23

hahaha "fur-st down"

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Posted by WickedFather
@YukoAsho said:

@Giantstalker said:

It's Dog American Football, not Dog Football!

Dude, dog soccer would fucking ROCK.
Animal Soccer World on the PS2 - youtube it, you'll piss yourself.
 
  
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Posted by CookieMonster

WHIP IT 
 
WHIP IT REAL GOOD

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Posted by powerpc127

Man, this video sounds so much better when you listen to it on a serious sound system. It must be the subwoofer.

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Posted by darkjester74

Why does this exist?
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Posted by skunkdragon

cant watch anymore

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Posted by Carlos1408

Excellent. Lol

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Posted by JetForceGemini

Paws!

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Edited by RandomInternetUser

Calling Schnauzers sucky dogs?!  We're going to fight, Matt Rorie!

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Posted by REVULSIVE

McGrady is a Scottish character with Scottish dogs on his team, but his team icon is a four leaf clover and he does the river dance.
 
I hate this game.

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Posted by metalsnakezero
@REVULSIVE said:
McGrady is a Scottish character with Scottish dogs on his team, but his team icon is a four leaf clover and he does the river dance.  I hate this game.
I thank you sir for making me realized that this game was a lot worst than it already was.
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Posted by IRONSKULL87

Might actually home interest in the series again.

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Posted by Gamer_152

Why is Fat Bastard from Austin Powers in this game and why is some of his iconography obviously Irish?

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Posted by TheCheese33

@xobballox said:

Calling Schnauzers sucky dogs?! We're going to fight, Matt Rorie!

Indeed! I own a miniature schnauzer, though she's getting rather old (7-8 years).

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Posted by RandomInternetUser
@TheCheese33 said:

@xobballox said:

Calling Schnauzers sucky dogs?! We're going to fight, Matt Rorie!

Indeed! I own a miniature schnauzer, though she's getting rather old (7-8 years).

I did as well, he was 11.  Died of cancer one and a half years ago :(  I bawled for an hour straight.  Loved the little guy.
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Posted by Naoiko

Yorkies....playing football...I think that says it all. Funny concept for a sport though.

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Edited by SaturdayNightSpecials

I find it funny that for hair color options they had black and blonde, then said "Hmm, are there any other hair colors? Oh yeah, grey! For the old people! That should do it."

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Posted by Baggykins

this made me angry

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Posted by ThaiDSiri

Dog football

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Posted by Scribbly

I lost it at "OUT OF BOW-WOW-WOUNDS"

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Posted by paulosaurus

Video games need more Ska.

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Posted by Underdog46

I like how the dog is wearing 46... :)

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Posted by mattjam3000

Scrub league it!

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Posted by SatelliteOfLove

Say it ain't so, Jerry...say it ain't so!

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Posted by Turpskadey
@bko: are you Jerry Rice or somehow personally involved in the ludicrous project? Cause wow. You're angry that we realize when a game is terrible.
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Posted by Hangnail

So there is something worse than Street Cleaning Simulator'!

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Posted by munnyman5@gmail.com

I think this is the FUR-ST GiantBomb video I was unable to watch all the way through.

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Posted by Bustamoove

Adopted All the dogs but don't have all the QB's yet.
McGrady got the arm but seems easiest to win with Jerry and his Rottweiler... not a surprise...