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Edited by PandaShake

my god, too painful, couldn't breathe!

Posted by TheHT

ohhhhhhhhhh my GOD.

Posted by TylerDurden4321

Good example of how self-publishing CAN be a bad thing. An even more sad thing is, they probably still could make a nice profit if they made it really easy to get a platinum trophy.

Edited by BlazeHedgehog

This is secretly a confused Xbox Indies game, right? It has the hallmarks of one.

Posted by cooljammer00

Worst game of 2013, but also QLOTY.

Edited by darkest4

One of the best QLs ever. Just pure hilarious once they started Co Op. Dem camera angles. Thank you self publishing for allowing this gloriously bad game to exist. And thank you Vinny and Jeff for making my day.

Posted by metalliccookies

There is something fantastic about watching people playing bad/broken video games... personally I would not mind seeing a premium show all about playing 'broken' video games

Edited by Ehker

@tylerdurden4321 said:

Good example of how self-publishing CAN be a bad thing. An even more sad thing is, they probably still could make a nice profit if they made it really easy to get a platinum trophy.

I keep seeing this comment, but self-publishing has nothing to do with it.

Not having a publisher doesn't mean Sony has to approve all games for their PSN. They still are the gatekeepers on content and obviously they shouldn't have allowed this.

Posted by JayHayabusa

Great video as always!

@vinny

I might ve missed info about this but is there a problem with the compressor? Since E3 all the videos have problems with a sudden spike in sound like when someone shouts. The sound gets really distorted and unpleasant. Is it an equipment issue or is it just me?

Posted by TzarStefan

Great video as always!

@vinny

I might ve missed info about this but is there a problem with the compressor? Since E3 all the videos have problems with a sudden spike in sound like when someone shouts. The sound gets really distorted and unpleasant. Is it an equipment issue or is it just me?

Yea it's fucking annoying, fix plx!

Posted by AndrewB

This WOULD be quick look of the year, but EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR.

Edited by Spiritof

Good lord!

I actually had to take a break because I think my funny bone is allergic to janky games.

Posted by FreakGirl

Epic coop mode xD

Posted by Rahr012

This game is the Serious Sam of Trials based games.

Posted by Incapability

That engine is incredibly flatulent.

Posted by thugg1280

my god the balls to ask 15$ for this.

Edited by MildMolasses

This is why self publishing can be a double edge sword.

There's no answer to this problem. XBLA style is too stringent. Open leads to too much garbage flooding the marketplace. Community voting leads to shit like Dragon's Lair getting pushed through Greenlight, while actual games might not

Posted by noizy

To think I almost turn off the QL. So glad I waited for Coop mode.

Posted by Benny

Hurt my collarbone from laughing.

Posted by contagious

@tzarstefan: I would assume it has something to do with their equipment being stolen

Posted by depecheload

@tzarstefan: I would assume it has something to do with their equipment being stolen

No, this has been going on for a bit now. Very annoying, especially since it's such an easily avoidable problem.

Posted by Quarters

Coop mode is one of the best QL moments that I can remember. This is one of those that will probably have an entire Best of... installment dedicated to it.

Posted by Nights

You can buy Trials Evolution: Gold Edition on the PC for $19.99. Why would anyone buy this?

Posted by seanord

Best time watching a TERRIBLE game.

Posted by Humanity

@the_laughing_man said:

This is why self publishing can be a double edge sword.

Only if your curation team is asleep on the job. XBLA have games that are total dogshit, too. Maybe not quite as bad as this, but close. It's still Sony's job to curate PSN. They obviously don't accept every offer they get, otherwise their store would be as bad as XBLIG. The fact that this game is so rare in its terribleness is a good thing, I'd say.

Which game on XBLA is as downright broken as this? I'd love for them to QuickLook it also.

Posted by VincentVendetta

@humanity said:

@l3illyl3ob said:

@the_laughing_man said:

This is why self publishing can be a double edge sword.

Only if your curation team is asleep on the job. XBLA have games that are total dogshit, too. Maybe not quite as bad as this, but close. It's still Sony's job to curate PSN. They obviously don't accept every offer they get, otherwise their store would be as bad as XBLIG. The fact that this game is so rare in its terribleness is a good thing, I'd say.

Which game on XBLA is as downright broken as this? I'd love for them to QuickLook it also.

It's not an XBLA game, but what about Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor?

Posted by Morden2261

Some of the funniest QL moments ever. This is why I love giving you guys my money every year... you earn it by bringing me PURE JOY!

Posted by ike7779

Stretch goal "randomly undo 15% of the work" successfully funded.

Posted by MeatSim

"looks like a phone game on your Television!" would be the best back of the box quote if this game had a box.

Posted by Hunkadunkasaurus

Everything about this screams "N64 Port" to me.

Posted by thugg1280

got to love the fact shovelware like this still comes out. will not call out any names but BIG name game's have been coming out busted just as bad North American video game crash of 1983 could it ever happen again?

Posted by FiestaUnicorn

@humanity said:

@l3illyl3ob said:

@the_laughing_man said:

This is why self publishing can be a double edge sword.

Only if your curation team is asleep on the job. XBLA have games that are total dogshit, too. Maybe not quite as bad as this, but close. It's still Sony's job to curate PSN. They obviously don't accept every offer they get, otherwise their store would be as bad as XBLIG. The fact that this game is so rare in its terribleness is a good thing, I'd say.

Which game on XBLA is as downright broken as this? I'd love for them to QuickLook it also.

Totemball can't be played.

Edited by MoonwalkSA

Thank you, Motorbike.

Thotorbike.

Posted by DeadFish

Just when I thought Ride to Hell was the Bike-QLotY, along comes this piece of solid gold! xD

Edited by EvilNiGHTS

The only way this could have been better would have been a quick look EX with a PR guy trying to insist the game is good over bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

Posted by EveretteScott

Oh man, my chest hurt from laughing so much. Good times.

Posted by Wikitoups

I reeeeeeaaaallly hope to god this does not come to ps+

Posted by Sisyphean

Holy SHIT. This is terrible in all the right ways. Beautiful.

Edited by RedRavN

Have not laughed so much in a while. Motorbike is terrible in all the right ways.

Posted by Chrystolis

You guys did it, you brought me to tears with laughter.

Posted by melodiousj

For what it's worth, Urban Trial Freestyle for 3DS is... well okay, it's passable at best compared to other games... but it's alright for a mobile one of these games.

Edited by Tennmuerti

@tzarstefan said:

@jayhayabusa said:

Great video as always!

@vinny

I might ve missed info about this but is there a problem with the compressor? Since E3 all the videos have problems with a sudden spike in sound like when someone shouts. The sound gets really distorted and unpleasant. Is it an equipment issue or is it just me?

Yea it's fucking annoying, fix plx!

Thirded.

When someone starts yelling the audio starts crackling, it's as if my speakers are getting blown up. This never used to happen with GB content videos prior to E3.

Posted by Confirm4Crit

@tennmuerti: Maybe some of the stuff they lost was related to this?

Posted by meaninoflife42

This game is certainly a "hot banger."

Edited by CodeFire

Laughed till I cried!

This will be a classic.

Posted by fisk0

Fantastic quicklook. What's the point of making games like these polygonal with terrible cameras when they play in 2D anyway? Just use sprites and parallax scrolling backgrounds and you'd be set.

Posted by Aegon

A LOT OF YOUR RECENT AUDIO HAS BEEN POPPING / CRACKLING.

Posted by SupberUber

I was readying a not-so happy comment during the first minutes. Then co-op happened. I think I love this game.