304 Comments
Posted by Huecomundo21

This needs to be an endurance run!

Posted by Quantical

Holy crap this is £34.99 on Steam here in the UK.

Edited by bhlaab

This game was first announced in like 2007. It seems like at some point it was supposed to be a "real" biker movie video game but eventually they just went FUCK IT

Edited by thugg1280

Game Of The Year.

Posted by mrfluke

yep chalk this one up as one of the best QLs

Posted by itspizza

oh god this game

Posted by Bistromath

Games are art.

Posted by Ravelle

Holy crap this is £34.99 on Steam here in the UK.

The Australians are even more boned with this.

Posted by csl316

"Ride To Hell: Retribution is awful, broken, offensive, ugly, poorly written, and a never-ending source of unintentional humor."

- Dan Ryckert

Posted by cthomer5000

Wow. That was incredible.

Posted by Splid

Who is the voiceover for the lead character? He sounds a lot like Nathan Fillion! :-/

Posted by mutha3

@kl4pman said:

No lie, for some reason the way this game plays actually made me violently sick, to the point where two hours later I look at the thumbnail and I feel really lightheaded. I don't know how the hell they managed to pull this off.

The camera is really, really shitty. The way it jitters made me nauseous too.

Posted by Hobbaswaggle

that '19,99!' comma was killing me...

Posted by Patman99

@mutha3 said:

@kl4pman said:

No lie, for some reason the way this game plays actually made me violently sick, to the point where two hours later I look at the thumbnail and I feel really lightheaded. I don't know how the hell they managed to pull this off.

The camera is really, really shitty. The way it jitters made me nauseous too.

Yeah, I got dizzy watching it too.

Posted by Red12b
Posted by Doskias

The combat animations kind of remind me of The Suffering.

Posted by MooseyMcMan

If this was cheaper, and just slightly less bad, I might buy it because I like bad things.

But no. Even I'm not that into bad things.

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Edited by ildon

Well.... at least it's only $30?

Also it runs at 60 fps most of the time.

Posted by JZ

This is a deadly premonition level of game.

Posted by Dallas_Raines

This really does seem like a shitty open world game that had the open world excised at the last minute.

Posted by Roboculus92

The 60s were a real crazy time man....

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Posted by elko84

It sounds like one guy did all the voices for this game.

Posted by ProfessorK

Starring Nathan R.A.D. Spencer?

Edited by Sweetz

I would freaking love to see an interview with this game's creators. They have to know they made a ridiculous game right? Like at some point they must have realized that they couldn't make a good game (by traditional standards) and just embraced the "so bad it's good"-ness of it all wouldn't you think?

Edited by foomanfat

I love how fed up Jeff gets with this game.

Edited by psychotiK

I would honestly pay more each month for a site of just Vinny and Jeff quick looks. Fact.

Posted by danlongman

Awesome quick look. Amazing game...

Posted by Stahlbrand

So there are a million things to hate, but what gets me is "Snagged some drugs" "Snatched some rifle ammo", "Acquired some money". If you're going to have 'flavour' in your UI/HUD elements, keep it consistent.

Also, and proofreading at all would have helped things.

Posted by sear

This game looks awesome. I'm not even joking.

Posted by Korolev

The worst games always make the best quicklooks.

Posted by NegativeCero

If every enemy wasn't wearing a bullshit bullet barrier, especially that last bike chase, I might try this. This quick look is magic though.

Posted by FreedomTown

goty

Posted by Barrock

I would pay $60 to see them play through the rest of the game. Oh god.

Posted by krunch

I like how they don't like the game and played for an hour and a half. This is prolly my QL of the year.

Posted by SuperfluousMoniker

Holy crap, funniest quick look in ages!

Also just look at the hair and beard on the black guy around 35:00. Good god.

Edited by Mikey1138

The worst games make the best quick looks.

Posted by Mikey1138

@andrewgpm: If you spend money on this you are a horrible person.

Posted by IronScimitar

GREAT MUSIC

Posted by deerokus

I really love that loading a checkpoint removes all the music and sound effects other than gunfire.

Posted by OneKillWonder_

Between the last couple of Unprofessional Fridays/Wednesdays, the couple of looks at the Miiverse sketches, and this QL, the output of gut-bustingly hilarious content lately has been great.

The agonizingly long shootout with the masked dude in the brewery brought me to tears. I would love to see Vinny play the rest of this.

Posted by claybrez

so funny omigad

Posted by Besetment

Was that the Tool logo on the "Massive Tools" sign?

Posted by beard_of_zeus

Man oh man, what the hell was this?I find it weird that the most notable terrible aspect of this game for me was the complete lack of audio in a lot of places. Also, the camera was nauseatingly swimmy in a couple sections.

Thanks for showing us this sexy sexy game, gents.

Posted by YummyTreeSap

A tripped-out 60s biker gang game could potentially be amazing. Get on it, [good game developer]!

Posted by Sammo21

Hilarious quicklook but sometimes I wonder if people like Vinny, Ryan, and Brad actually play as weird as they do in their free time or if they really play that stuff up because it is a quicklook.

Posted by Sammo21

@abendlaender: Well the opposite end of that spectrum are reviews like Alex's 2/5 Deadpool review score where he seemed to knock tons of points just because it wasn't his type of Deadpool game/Deadpool tone.

Edited by Tsuchikage

Game of the Year!

Posted by Benmo316

There's DLC if you want it.
What? NO!

Posted by bigmess

Cool cool kids lookin for cool cool kicks uhyuckuhoiiiiiii

Edited by Redbullet685