270 Comments
Posted by fedorajay

You can derail a train but can't sink a boat? 
Train sims: 1 
Boat sims: 0

Posted by illmatic19

YEAHAAAAAAAA

Posted by ThePhantomnaut

DEM SHIPS

Posted by zaglis

...what the fuck?

Edited by SatelliteOfLove

All hail Cap'n Dave!

Posted by jorbear

BOATS.

Posted by toots

YES! DAVE!
 
YES!

Posted by ApolloBob

YOU TOTALLY SAILED THAT BOAT

Edited by NekuCTR

NOOOOOO! where's my Vinney?

Posted by enemymouse

this is the ugliest thing I've seen seen 1995

Posted by EndlessMike

Is there a mission where I can attempt to sneak supplies into the Gaza Strip?

Posted by TheClap

Fuck Greenpeace.

Posted by Claude

I like different genres, but this takes the cake.

Posted by guilherme

EXTREEEEEEEEEEMES!

Posted by Frostler

That was extremes

Posted by EggPuppet

Empire: Total War had MUCH better extreme sea weather graphics. These extremes are barely moderate, at best.

Edited by Cazamalos

oh my god is Dave "duder" Snider !!!

Posted by Nux

That's how Greenpeace works. Thay ram little botes into large tankers till they stop dumping. 

Posted by Bummey

I'm definitely down for all different types of games. I don't have to be driving at 200 miles per hour and shooting dudes in they faces every 5 seconds to enjoy myself. But this, this is just unnecessary. Just get a real boat.

Posted by WolfmanJenkins

Ship simulator? More like Shit Simulator! mirite?

Posted by Cybexx

I could be mistaken but I think the bottom left hand side is time controls. Because without those these games would drive you mad.

Posted by Hourai

Tim Hortons ftw.

Posted by YukoAsho

Wow, the game features a terrorist group as a protagonist?
 
Wow, and people are complaining about Medal of Honor.

Posted by novisaddude

The trees and stuff seem unfinished because even the developers got bored with the game.

Posted by rallo

Had a good laugh watching. Look at that water!

Posted by President_Barackbar

This is the most extreme of ship simulators.

Posted by elko84

wow...lol

Posted by Winsord

Best game of all time?

Posted by ThisOneHanar

There are Tim Hortons on the East Coast too...

Posted by Moth_Pope

Loved the instant Forrest Gump "Jenny" voice. Jih-nee. Funny quick look overall, too!

Posted by DragonBloodthirsty

It's a simulator.  It's aimed at boat guys.

Plane simulators are kinda dry and dull if you don't want to be a pilot.  Their selling point is "Wow, the controls/panels/settings are all so accurate!" and "Wow, I'd never be able to fly one of these things in real life!".  I think the pull of this is similar -- there's a very narrow, specific audience and everyone else will hate the thing.

Posted by WindFall259

I'M ON A BOAT.

Posted by tweetspot

worst freakin' game ever

Posted by ArbitraryWater

Is Extremes supposed to refer to the political ideologies of the factions represented in this game? Because Greenpeace isn't exactly mainstream. 

Posted by Talon64

wow, I'd hate to see the original un-Extremes version of this game.

Posted by Xqwzt

Hmm, Sentient ship clones in 2031... Is this Maximum Overdrive the sequel?

Edited by SuperfluousMoniker

I'm not a font guy at all, but is that Comic Sans on the Greenpeace boat?
 
And oh my god, please get Dave in on more quicklooks. That was fantastic.

Posted by JoelTGM

Weird game.

Posted by Dinoracha

I almost grew sea legs by just watching.

Posted by Karn

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
 
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Posted by kagekage

GOTY?

Posted by MediumRightMaybe

If you can be the British Royal Navy and fight some Somalian pirates then maybe I'll start giving a damn about this game.

Posted by davidcxr

chemtrails all around us up in this piece

Posted by Wildfire570

I feel like that they should have called it Extremez

Posted by pureguava

This video is why I love Giant Bomb.

Posted by Ainwaith

goodbye Halo Reach, hello Ship Simulator Extremes

Posted by XxXGenesisXxX

IM ON A BOAT!

Posted by Donos

How is it that such slow, apparently simple games can get away with having terrible graphics. If there's nothing to do but stare at your boat and the water, they should at least look good.

Posted by buzz_clik

You've got some stones calling this a Quick Look, guys.

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Posted by Ravenousrattler

I never thought i'd see the day, when a big boat comin my way........