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Posted by HellBrendy

Fruit Fucker-animation. I couldn't hold back.

Edited by drowsap

Nice penetration x2 lol penny arcade

Posted by MordeaniisChaos

@Deathpooky said:

@MordeaniisChaos said:

Bothers me that Ryan says the controls are fine, when he CLEARLY struggles with precision.

Yeah, the controls looked to be troublesome. No idea why they didn't just go dual joystick.

It reminds me of Mass Effect 3 having a dedicated melee button when so many more important things could have used the extra button. I don't mind the default being weird in this game, I assume it's to encourage you to continue moving to keep up your combo, but there should absolutely be a dual joystick option.

Posted by NegativeCero

Did anyone else think of Spore when they saw Fruit Fucker? I don't remember where I remember it from, might've been 1UP.

Edited by fox01313

Hard to tell from the QL if I'll get the hang of the humor & controls but will definitely grab the demo of it then go from there to get the game or ditch it.

Posted by ManiacMaysin

trail of beers. that's fucked up.

Posted by MeatSim

I was expecting more robots.

Posted by Airickson

@Phatmac said:

ROBIT.

'What's a robit?'

Posted by forkboy

@Troncek said:

Does Ryan not like video games? He usually wastes 50% of the video for showing menus.

Hyperbole much?

Posted by GunslingerPanda

Looks like a blurry Shank. That game sucked too.

Posted by Winternet

Ok, I'll hand it to the devs. Fruit Fucker animation is pretty cool.

Posted by Tsuchikage

I think this game is really funny, but the actual gameplay doesn't look too compelling to me.

Posted by Tuggah

@thirteenyahs: R.I.P. Eazy

Posted by DJJoeJoe

@MordeaniisChaos: hence 'fine' and not great or amazing, the controls ARE in fact just 'fine' after playing the game for a few hours myself, takes a small bit to get used to aim/move on left analog and LT to 'crouch' and stay stationary.

Posted by UltimAXE

Call me crazy, but I prefer the archaic shoot and move with the same stick or d-pad control scheme to the more modern and sensible dual stick scheme.

Posted by MikkaQ

@Deathpooky said:

@MordeaniisChaos said:

Bothers me that Ryan says the controls are fine, when he CLEARLY struggles with precision.

Yeah, the controls looked to be troublesome. No idea why they didn't just go dual joystick.

I'm pretty sure they were trying for a Metal Slug\Contra-esque control scheme. As someone who plays Metal Slug X about once a year, I'm totally fine with controls like that.

Posted by Hoshnasi

Lots of stuff regarding hats... Was this made by the TF2 guys?

Posted by GuyIncognito

High level play at the end.

Posted by I_smell

Boy oh man oh boy, does this game ever look boring.

Posted by ZmillA

omg Ryan QLs are so slow!! 8 mins till real gameplay

Posted by cbarnes86

I'm hoping people know the Fruit Fucker is from the Penny Arcade games. If not, I suggest you go play them. They are great. That is all.

Posted by HeavyDuty32

Man, that Fruit Fucker is GOING AT IT!

Posted by Daftasabat

Kinda went downhill for me after the Fruit Fucker

Posted by vinsanityv22

Drewbert, that description made me lol :)

Posted by tunaburn

so again i cant watch the videos in HD....no more full screen for me i guess

Posted by MordeaniisChaos

@DJJoeJoe said:

@MordeaniisChaos: hence 'fine' and not great or amazing, the controls ARE in fact just 'fine' after playing the game for a few hours myself, takes a small bit to get used to aim/move on left analog and LT to 'crouch' and stay stationary.

I wouldn't say him having troubles shooting a robot straight above him for a good 5-8 seconds "fine" and regardless, a dual analog set up would have not only worked just fine, but have been much more familiar to players. It's clumsy and not the best option, and there isn't any real reason to use this without at LEAST giving people an option. I've played games that control that way, and it is always less precise and to me, less enjoyable. Just about everyone I know would agree.

Posted by buzz_clik

Vinny bringing the Vinny straight out the gate with an aborted joke about women and hurricanes. Fuck that guy is all of the awesomez.

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Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN

Ryan, why show people the in game menus and game unlocks IF YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN THEM THE GAME YET! Why do I have to look at menus for what seems like forever to actually get to see the game. Saving the best for last does not work for "Quick" looks.

Posted by TatsurouXIII

Ryan! Less talk more play! You spend so much time in the menus lately. Don't.

Posted by allodude

This seems very Sunset Rider-y. Very cool.

Posted by Gloobus

@cbarnes86: It's actually from the Penny Arcade comic, and then the game.

Posted by d00dCOMEON

xbla game with a DLC section right on its main menu, atrocious

Edited by Itwastuesday

@d00dCOMEON: Yea, because if I wanted some DLC for this game, I would want to get it from the dashboard. I'm definitely not buying DLC from a convenient link on the main menu. Otherwise, the game would have NO GamerCredTM.

Edited by RoyaleWifCheese

First thing that came to mind.

Posted by MindChamber

Thumbs up if you automatically scrub through Ryan's menu dickin'

Posted by Meowshi

@nesagwa said:

Are we back to self hosted video now? Thank god.

At least the Youtube videos are offered in HD. I don't know why you would hate them.

Posted by Duh_ave

I am a robot and I approve this message.

Posted by NocturnusFatalis

@RoyaleWifCheese said:

First thing that came to mind.

With a broom..?

Posted by smitty86

I fell asleep watching this quick look for the 1st time. Outside the Fruit Fucker, this looks like it has no appeal.

Posted by Peanut

@MindChamber said:

Thumbs up if you automatically scrub through Ryan's menu dickin'

Yep! Almost 10 minutes of messing around in menus or standing idle is sure to be how all Ryan QL's start out.

Posted by EricNStuff

most boring quick look in a while.

Posted by Aegeri

I was only considering buying this. Then I saw the fruit fucker. There is no question as to if I will be buying this or not anymore.

Posted by bybeach

Actually I can hardly stand looking at menus at all, no matter what the order, but they have a place. In a QL I do not care about the order as long as it is cursery and I get an idea of their function. I can't ignore that. The game proper, OH Heall ya. I would say 10/90 (maybe 20/80) unless the game is menu heavy. Some games are.

Posted by MEATBALL

Ryan & Vinny Quick Looks are the best quick looks!

Posted by n0nametaz

This game looks pretty cool.

Posted by YukoAsho

@smitty86 said:

I fell asleep watching this quick look for the 1st time. Outside the Fruit Fucker, this looks like it has no appeal.

Honestly, I found Fruit Fucker to be a huge distraction. Good GOD this game is so bland and lacking anything resembling a personality. Why would I play this when I can get my Metal Slug on instead?

Edited by vinsanityv22

Demiurge really nailed the art style here. It looks like a proper 3D version of a Metal Slug-esque experience. Bravo, guys.

But I'm really shocked Ryan and Vinny didn't mention Metal Slug, or Contra, with regard to the controls. It's nice they didn't complain incessantly about it lacking dual analog controls (like, say, IGN's review), but c'mon. Why did they do the controls this way? Because it's a throwback to Metal Slug style arcade schmups. Duh.

Posted by muumu

Fruit fucker's really going at it. It kept me distracted for the whole video.

Posted by Daiphyer

Why does Ryan feel like he needs to show every menu part? It feels like I am watching a PR dude show me their game.

Posted by Welding

Please, Ryan, explain what this 'checkpoint' thingy is.

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