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Edited by drewbo08

We're giving her all she's got captain!

Posted by BeachThunder

I love Star Wars!!

Posted by AlexanderSheen

This is gonna be glorious, I can feel it.

Edited by W1ck3d

Beam me up, jeff.

Edited by gregoryc

This should be great. And by great I mean terrible, but entertaining.

Edited by PhilipDuck

Set phasers to 'WTF is this!?'

Edited by Venatio

I saw the Gametrailers glitch compilation video for this game, so the QL should be good

Posted by Solh0und

From what I've seen already, it seems a little glitchy. Almost like the developers are encouraging everyone that plays this to ONLY play Co-OP

Edited by AlexW00d

MIC AUDIO CLIPPING THROUGH MY BRAIN. DEAR GOD.

E: Also British English isn't a thing Jeff, it's just English.

Edited by Hassun

@alexw00d said:

E: Also British English isn't a thing Jeff, it's just English.

It's the correct way to address the language when you are noting differences between regional variants. Used in official English schoolbooks.

Posted by The_Grindilow

Beam me up Jeffy

Edited by Vexxan

CBS Woah woah!

Edited by Kushieda

Putting that CBS money to work buying CBS products.
Tag out of people in the middle of a QL, is this a first?

Posted by schematic

Trekkies + 1

Posted by BeachThunder

Spoiler: Ryan and Vinny are actually the same person :o

Posted by Wogglebeast

Another quality Quick Look at CBS's Star Trek from CBS's own Giant Bomb.

...CBS.

Posted by Spam101

lol at the CBS section

Edited by SlashDance

Surprise Vinny ! Yaaaaay !

Posted by GioVANNI
Posted by Seb

The 50 Cent co op doors are still alive and well I see.

Posted by sub_o

Wow ! This Quick Look is very biased ! Because of PHYSX !

Posted by OurSin_360

"Title Screen, I'm out!" Greatest QL moment ever?

Posted by arimajinn

lol ...Spock lock

Edited by Dooley

Their reaction to the CBS logo was some funny shit you guys.

Edited by HaltIamReptar

And lo, irony reached new heights when a Star Trek game came out that was just a low-rent Mass Effect.

EDIT: This looks like a game with a lot of time and effort put into it made by people who aren't good at their jobs.

EDIT EDIT: I imagine the overly positive feedback (which to scale for a game that's terrible, is only middling) at the beginning has a lot to do with the crew's love for Star Trek. I recently played through and beat Toy Story 3 with my little sister, and that had exactly the same quality of platforming seen here. "This seems alright" is outright hyperbole.

I guess the opening bits looked alright if you're just aiming for scale, but the lighting and dynamism of what's going on just doesn't back that scale up.

P.S.: It's not like I'm a crazy fan of Star Trek (I've only seen Season 3 of TNG and thought it was cool), but everything about the "new" Star Trek has been terrible. You've got a hilariously titled upcoming movie (the move to go without a colon changed a really generic title into a really dumb pun), a hack director (it's really frightening that anybody pretends otherwise), and a video game pitched in maybe the most ironic way possible, "You will have elements of a shooter. You'll have elements of exploration, and adventure, and discovery. That is what the new Star Trek is about," (couldn't that be applied to almost literally anything, perhaps even the "old" Star Trek?).

I got my panties (they're probably mine, anyways. haven't sniffed them yet) in a bunch because I just don't get any of this.

spock lock

Posted by Wonloong

omg is that spack from star wars????

Posted by RE_Player1

As always Vinny made this quick look better.

Edited by Artof_War

Spock, Attack!

Posted by Cazamalos

one minute with Vinny and this thing is hilarious already
from a lame game to really funny video
you gotta love Jeff + Vinny combo

Posted by AlexanderSheen

@msavo said:

As always Vinny made this quick look better.

In this case he saved it.

Posted by Tajasaurus

This isn't the Star Trek I fell in love with, but I will take what I can get.

Posted by GunsAreDrawn

Hahaha, I can't believe Ryan actually walked out. I thought it was one of his usual jokes where he says that's the end of the show.

Posted by Nekroskop

Jesus Christ those textures and that lighting. The UE3 engine is really starting to show it's age. Either that or they're using a non-modified/older build.

Posted by Tennmuerti

Well this seems meh in every way imaginable.

Edited by Castiel

I'm not defending the game or anything, I mean it looks pretty terrible, but it seems like Jeff has never played a game before judging from this quick look. Most of the stuff seems really obvious to me, but yet they manage to get lost or else they are not completely sure what to do.

I don't why this bothers me so much, but it's actually kinda frustrating to watch.

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Posted by BasketSnake

I can't watch this.

Posted by posh

looks like a linear, scaled down mass effect 1 with all the RPG elements and other variables taken out of it

Edited by porjos

Every time they said it...I remembered that stupid song...."Spock, Lock, and Drop it"

Posted by selbie

You can walk in my Jeffries Tube any day, know what I'm sayin'?....wait

Posted by dropabombonit

This quick look was amazing, can't believe Ryan actually walked out but it meant we got Jeff+Vinny so I'm not complaining. This game looks terrible and they don't have the excuse that they had to rush it, they had playable versions of it at E3 a couple of years back. Unless they pulled an Aliens and rushed it out the door

Edited by 24thDoor

Press Y to Spock.

Edited by joelalfaro

In the GOOD old days, Broken Spock would've been loopin on the next proper I Love Mondays :(

Posted by DragonNinja789

Oooh I love these hour long quicklooks.

Posted by cclemon36

I was a wee bit buzzed while watching this. I believe I did myself a favour. This looks bad.

Posted by SerHulse

@kushieda said:

...Tag out of people in the middle of a QL, is this a first?

Nope, Ryan left the Jurassic: The Hunted QL, tagging in Brad, because he was disgusted at the terrible pun the player character made.

Posted by spiceninja

Kirk says his lines with about as much robotic conviction as male Shepard.

Edited by Aishan

@jeff @vinny The gorn are pretty infamous from the original series thanks to this amazing fight scene

Clip courtesy of CBS!

Edited by ripelivejam

SPOCK HACK

omg that jump

omg that kirk/spock (sexual) tension ;)

Posted by Seb

SPOCK LOCK

Edited by Dark_Lord_Spam

This actually looks way less bad than I was anticipating. Mediocre and buggy, sure, but maybe even a solid 3/5 including such classics as "Spock hack," Spock lock," and "Spock attack!"