219 Comments
Posted by vegetashonor

Patrick used the word endearing...He ALWAYS says that about indie games...Uhg...

Posted by kookoo

@videogamesarenotart:@videogamesarenotart said:

*click video*

"OH PATRICK-"

*stop video*

*close browser*

I did the same thing.

Posted by Paindamnation

@kookoo said:

@videogamesarenotart:@videogamesarenotart said:

*click video*

"OH PATRICK-"

*stop video*

*close browser*

I did the same thing.

So you're both Tools? Got it.

Posted by CptMorganCA

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.

There is also an offensively absurd amount of sexism that makes it clear they didn't know what they were doing.

Sorry Patrick, I love ya, but you do make this kind of easy lol.

Posted by styder

Ryan "I'll eat horse, I'm not above it" Davis

Posted by Invertedx

Another Patrick quick look.......................

Posted by Luthorcrow

So if I defend Patrick am I going to get accused of white knighting? Really, your taking shots the guy for no reason. It was cool, short quick look, what is there not to like?

Posted by TobyD81

That shit is amazing, and so is the soundtrack. I must play it.

Posted by Tsuchikage

What the heck? That's some crazy-in-a-good-way video game stuff right there!

Posted by Ulquiorra

Horse meat? Topical!

Posted by Tordah

I'd say this game is worth more than one dollar.

Posted by RetroVirus

Hey y'all this game's pretty awesome!

Posted by Levio

@Phished0ne said:

@Damolition said:

@Phished0ne said:

Im not sure who i hate more, people who relentlessly shit on patrick. Or patrick white knights who feel the need to defend him.

The important thing is you've found a way to make yourself feel superior to both.

Actually, the most important thing is that you found a way to assume you knew the inner workings of my brain when i made that comment.

Well when you nerdrage on the forums like this, you kind of make it obvious what the "inner workings" of your brain are up to. Try being more mysterious next time with some cryptic messages and a few images from Lost like this one.

Posted by Juda

@alibson said:

Why is Patrick in every single Quick Look now? What's going on here? Is it actually "Patrick Klepek's Giant Bomb"?

Go write something more than twice week!

Posted by Juda

I hate to say it, but I wish QL's would have a "narrated by" label on them. So we could avoid or look for QL teams that people enjoy.

Posted by L44

I'm really happy i found out about this.

Posted by Deusoma
@Paindamnation: It's nice that they're making it so much easier to identify them these days. Used to be you'd need to carefully observe a user for weeks before you could make an informed decision. Ah, progress!
Posted by Arrested_Developer

Love the Captain Picard reference at the end.

Posted by theveej

Big Foot was straight trippin on that shoe candy

Posted by PoisonJam7

ANOTHER Patrick QL!!??

Posted by Paindamnation

@Deusoma said:

@Paindamnation: It's nice that they're making it so much easier to identify them these days. Used to be you'd need to carefully observe a user for weeks before you could make an informed decision. Ah, progress!

Well, when you see there name as a meme, or every post bashing someone because for no reason it helps. But yes 2013 #yearofidentifyingtools

Posted by Tunnelman

Horse meat is pretty okay. I am indifferent with regards to horse meat.

Posted by zombiesatemycereal

This looks fun. Nice to see a xbox indie games that isn't complete garbage, or yet another minecraft clone. Also the song that played about half way sounded like Van Halen's jump to me for some reason.

Edited by SuperJoe

@CptMorganCA said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.

There is also an offensively absurd amount of sexism that makes it clear they didn't know what they were doing.

Sorry Patrick, I love ya, but you do make this kind of easy lol.

What does that even mean??????????????????????????????

Edited by Ravelle

Jesus, people. It's alright if you don't like Patrick but keep it to yourself instead of posting it in every QL he's in and talk about the game instead of how you dislike him.

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Posted by evanbower
@videogamesarenotart

*click video*

"OH PATRICK-"

*stop video*

*close browser*

*soils pants*?
Posted by evanbower
@CptMorganCA

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.

There is also an offensively absurd amount of sexism that makes it clear they didn't know what they were doing.

Sorry Patrick, I love ya, but you do make this kind of easy lol.

Did repeating the same jokes everyday need to be made easier?
Posted by WiqidBritt

seems about as educational as the real Oregon Trail.

Posted by SirOptimusPrime

Well, that was amazing. I especially love the totally flat delivery of that text - reads so much better that way.

Posted by Kill
@h0lgr said:
@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.
Posted by DoctorSmashman

I was already hyped about this thanks to Two Best Friends Play.

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Posted by T3chyT0m

Well worth it!

Posted by audioBusting

So, from sparsevector's postmortem: first game, one guy, a PhD. Pretty hard to believe.

Posted by Smokey_Earhole

@Kill said:

@h0lgr said:
@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.

One could almost call it Dark Soulsian in it's approach to the action loops.

Posted by Nation764

@BD_Mr_Bubbles said:

@SerHulse said:

@alibson said:

Why is Patrick in every single Quick Look now? What's going on here? Is it actually "Patrick Klepek's Giant Bomb"?

They are doing it to specifically spite you.

Close, they are probably doing it to spite all of the same people who always complain about Patrick, to which I say good if it drives those non stop Patrick haters away.

No, I just go straight to the comments section now without watching the videos to see what all the others who agree with me have to say about him, before it gets censored and removed, which it does and they do.

Posted by Spam101

so this is how they ended up in our tesco burgers

Edited by h0lgr
@Smokey_Earhole said:

@Kill said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.

One could almost call it Dark Soulsian in it's approach to the action loops.

It has similarities to ZombiU in it's usage of animation priority.
This has to stop before we all go fucking insane.
Posted by Mars_Cleric

people need to stop bitching about who's on the Quick Looks.

Posted by PollySMPS

@Mars_Cleric: They do, but they won't. I guess they think they're really going to change something if they shed big ol baby tears in every single comment section.

Funny part is that the people that work for and run the site are the ones playing games, posting videos, writing stories, and reaching a fairly large audience. On the other side you have people who just cry about it on a daily basis like their non-ownership of the site is going to influence anything. Pretty easy to see who won.

Posted by thebunnyhunter

They sure did have some harsh times back then

Posted by InvaderSkooj

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@Kill said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.

One could almost call it Dark Soulsian in it's approach to the action loops.

It' has similarities to ZombiU in it's usage of animation priority. This has to stop before we all go fucking insane.

This is so amazing.

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Posted by RichyHahn4

so awesome to have a quick about a game that looks really cool on my birthday lol

Posted by Cold_Wolven

Seems okay for one or two plays but I'd lose interest after that.

Posted by Sweepy

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@Kill said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.

One could almost call it Dark Soulsian in it's approach to the action loops.

It' has similarities to ZombiU in it's usage of animation priority. This has to stop before we all go fucking insane.

do you even apostrophe?

Posted by h0lgr
@Sweepy said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@Kill said:

@h0lgr said:

@Smokey_Earhole said:

@h0lgr said:

@asdfsdaf said:

Oh so it's the Patrick show now? On Patrickbomb?

PatrickBomb.com. Your source for player agency and intricate gameplay systems.

Ostensibly the best thing ever!

Yeah, but there's a certain narrative dissonance going on here.
It's a really clever premise. I'm a fan of the concept, but not so much the execution.

One could almost call it Dark Soulsian in it's approach to the action loops.

It' has similarities to ZombiU in it's usage of animation priority. This has to stop before we all go fucking insane.

do you even apostrophe?

You happy now? Edited.
Posted by MariachiMacabre
@SerHulse

@alibson said:

Why is Patrick in every single Quick Look now? What's going on here? Is it actually "Patrick Klepek's Giant Bomb"?

They are doing it to specifically spite you.

He bought Giant Bomb....this game seems awesome.
Posted by Phoenix654

Bought and played the game. A-mazing. Chased a unicorn, was slaughtered by a dragon, killed some bears and died because of boulders. And I only made it to the great plains! So much more to see and do and get utterly murdered by. Worth every doll... every penny of said dollar.

Posted by Cr0ssbow

"A certain game developer would NOT approve of this mode." Haha I laughed pretty hard at that.

Posted by Aristides

"Turns out it was Bigfoot." GOTY

Posted by MooseyMcMan

This game is amazing. I love it.