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Edited by Sorla10

ql!

wow, first time being first

Posted by elPedro

Hurray!

Posted by jamminontha1n2

hardkore action

Posted by Afroman269

Look's like shit.

Edited by kortex

About the Jump 'n' Run thing: Don't ask me why but in Germany people call the platformer genre "Jump 'n' Run".

And apparently this game was released in Germany in August 2010. Fun fact

Posted by Godzilla_Sushi

Do you really want to play this game?

Posted by ShawnDC

I hope this isn't rotten to the kore.

Posted by jukeboxzer0

smelly

Posted by JackG100

It was released in Europe at August 11, 2010

Posted by Th3_James

Needs more AA, and texture filtering.

Posted by kennybaese

So this is the Duke Nukem that no one but Jeff and Ryan knew about?

Posted by Lazyaza

This could be the most passive aggressive quicklook since duke nukem lol

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Posted by HiCZoK

i dont Know... it looks like it have some weird old xbox charm

Posted by MeldingPlague

Reminds me of PC game from the late 90s with a dash of we-couldn't-quite-make-Psychonauts thrown in.

Posted by themangalist

Reminds me of the third party PS1 games I used to play when I was a kid. They were terrible.

Posted by dropabombonit

Killer soundtrack

Posted by Nentisys

Jeff Gerstmann is wobblebase.

Posted by vonFlampanker

"You will LITERALLY never tire of these thirty levels!"

Posted by devilzrule27

doesn't look that bad for a wii platformer.

Posted by nmarchan

wuh wub wub wuh wub wuh wub wub wuh wub

Posted by ikilledthedj

Wooobbb woooob woooobb woobb wobb

Posted by Ronald

Everything about this game screams original X-Box. It looks like an X-Box game graphically, plays like one, and the text and menus feel X-Box like. So, how long did it take for them to add a cursor and waggle to this game to turn it into a Wii game? My guess is five years.

Posted by AlexanderSheen

@Th3_James said:

Needs more AA, and texture filtering.

Needs more everything. Except buttons. They got you covered on that part.

Posted by CptBedlam

Yeah... hit it, Jeff!

Posted by nmarchan

@devilzrule27 said:

doesn't look that bad for a wii platformer.

You obviously haven't played nearly enough Wii platformers.

Posted by rebgav

@nmarchan said:

@devilzrule27 said:

doesn't look that bad for a wii platformer.

You obviously haven't played nearly enough Wii platformers.

It looks pretty mediocre for an N64 platformer. Needs more collectibles.

Posted by bassman2112

What an odd, somewhat charming game...

Posted by Osiris

atari put it out... "AHHHHH"

Posted by xite

Yeah this game looks old as hell.

Posted by Sogeman

I just noticed that this won the German Videogame award for best child game in I assuma 2010.

Posted by Wes899

Rayman 2 looks better than this game.

Posted by leejunfan83

looks like a ps1 game

Posted by Arlecchino

Finally, I can dust off my Wii.

Posted by mbr2

I heard anti aliasing is the hot new thing.

Posted by Victor018

Suite Quick Look guys!

Posted by SippyCupNINJA

Even if I didn't have any previous knowledge of this game, it is pretty easy to tell just how dated it looks and feels. The game design screams 2003.

Posted by Oddface

Flahback to a million average PS2 platformers.

Posted by Ghostiet

Is this 60 bones? Please tell me it's 60 bones.

Edited by Klei

It's a kids-oriented game, guys. Of course two mid-thirties men aren't going to have fun with it. You really should do things like, review Witcher 2 or something of that nature instead of wasting time, giantbomb.
Posted by betterboulder

Honestly looks horrendous even in a "bargain bin late birthday present" kind of way.

Posted by HarrySound

is their a game that features the Twin Toowers? hmmm

Posted by xite

There's a grappling mechanic and a killer bassline. I bet Jeff's totally on board.

Posted by Anwar

@kortex said:

About the Jump 'n' Run thing: Don't ask me why but in Germany people call the platformer genre "Jump 'n' Run".

And apparently this game was released in Germany in August 2010. Fun fact

yup, I don't get the hate for that term, though.

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platformer

@wikipedia.org said:

redirected to Jump ’n’ Run

Posted by Robs_Knob

This looks really........ dull?

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Posted by D0tti

@Oddface said:

Flahback to a million average PS2 platformers.

Not even a joke, that's exactly the first(and only) impression I got from this game.

Edited by Kaidorin

This sure looks not great.

Posted by DeadDorf

That old man voice is spot-on!

Posted by mikey87144

Wow. It looks like the platformers I used to play on my PS2, only not as good looking.

Posted by wewantsthering

@Ghostiet: It's $20.

Posted by ZeekDaGeek

A light named after me?