289 Comments
Posted by Jedo

lol Jeff is such a party pooper. Like he purposefully tries to not to have the little fun there is to be had in this interactive commercial.

Posted by Rincewind

Funniest quicklook in a long time.

Posted by SpaceCouncil

What's a videogame?

Posted by kmg90

I haven't kept up on any of the content after E3 with Dan joining the crew, this was my first Dan Rykert quick look I've seen...

My concerns about Dan not fitting in with the crazy stuff and style that Giant Bomb crew's been known for are nulled as this might be one of the best quick looks this year... Laughed to tears

Edited by darkest4

God damn that was incredible, laughs were had. Dan's ridiculous enthusiasm and energy for this terrible game + Jeff's sarcasm made for a great combo. Dan went full Star Wars Kid and I loved every second of it.

Posted by gbrading

It was pretty amazing how psyched Dan genuinely seemed for this nonsense. Great stuff.

Posted by ToTheNines

as Patrick would say, this game is the worst!

Posted by bill

dan's nikes

Posted by Hef

I thought it was Brad Muir in the thumbnail.

Edited by Renpatsu

Felt right.

Posted by Elwoodan

"Do cool poses"

Welcome to the team, Dan.

Posted by Mr_Creeper
@darkest4 said:

God damn that was incredible, laughs were had. Dan's ridiculous enthusiasm and energy for this terrible game + Jeff's sarcasm made for a great combo. Dan went full Star Wars Kid and I loved every second of it.

@DanRyckert has brought me many laughs. They made an excellent choice bringing him in.

Posted by Baggykins

@hef: I'm glad I'm not the only one surprised to see Dan, and not Brad

Posted by ArmCommander

@milkman said:

In theaters August 8th.

So this is secretly a fitness game, where you exercise and try to avoid the temptation of pizza.

Edited by Ronald

Yo, fuck that Guardians of the Galaxy nonsense. Where is their GotY contender, huh? Turtles all the way!

Posted by MrMazz

I just don't know how Dan Rykert is a real human being

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Posted by Jimbozu

I love Dan's enthusiasm for this obviously terrible game.

Posted by dvdwalker8

15 minutes of greatness. Thanks, guys. Free seems about right for this. Pretty awful/easy achievements though but I don't have a Kinect to be able to get them.

Posted by MeAuntieNora

1st game beaten in quicklook?

I feel like that can't be true... But it's definitely a short list.

Venetian Blinds?

Edited by Jeety

I'd buy a Kinect if it came with a Dan to play it

Edited by Whimsee

This game is janky as shit but it looks legitimately fun. That Dan staff is cool.

Edited by UberExplodey

the Endurance Run we deserve.

Posted by Dark

Okay guys, pack it up. The net is done, pat yourselves on the back and all that, we did it.

Posted by Levio

Remember that time Superman crashed into IHOP and they offered him a Grand Slam Breakfast?

Posted by Acornactivist

@mrmazz said:

I just don't know how Dan Rykert is a real human being

Posted by MattClassic

Dan's enthusiasm is such a perfect foil for curmudgeon Jeff, they really couldn't have picked up anyone better for the site.

Edited by Raven10

You know what? If this were fleshed out I think it wouldn't be half bad. I mean as far as I could tell it correctly interpreted their actions and made those actions look way cooler than what they looked like in real life. Maybe I'm too easily impressed but as a free promotional game I think it could have been way worse. For a version with a full campaign with actual enemies and progression and such I would pay $5 for it.

Posted by Stimpack

@danryckert Is that Norm Macdonald doing the Weekend Update as your profile picture?

Posted by SkipperSonne

They say I can put weights on next week.

Posted by White

Dan is probably the only person on the planet who gives a shit about shitty Kinect games at this point.

Edited by derek_davis

Two words describe this Quick Look: Instant Classic

Posted by Petedotcom

I wasn't sold on Dan yet. I am now.

Posted by opey

When is this in theaters again?

Posted by River_Reinking

I just fucking really love Dan

Edited by JohnRabbit

i love Dan.

Posted by Alyssia

This is why I love Jeff.

Edited by KaneRobot

Ahem. Cool but RUDE.

Posted by Luca717

this was great!

Posted by defcomm

oh my god im going to miss the kinect

Posted by Jedted

Been a while since we had a funny Kinect QL. Glad to see at least Dan having fun, also love Jeff's stoic protest of the Kinect gameplay.

Posted by OriginalGman

This was the hardest I've laughed at a Quick Look in quite awhile. Can anyone link me to some other recent funny Quick Looks?

Posted by Zleunamme

Sorry, when was the movie going to play in theaters again? I totally missed that part. Dan reminded me of when I was eleven. At the time I thought that Secret of the Ooze was awesome.

Edited by Assirra

@jedo said:

lol Jeff is such a party pooper. Like he purposefully tries to not to have the little fun there is to be had in this interactive commercial.

Well he seen this kind of crap ages ago. Remember they did a couple times of nonstop playing kinect. Especially the first kinect is something i assume Jeff wants to see go away. While i like Dan in this video, he acts like he never used a kinect in his life.

Posted by Harabec

I can't wait for this to be featured at Evo.

Posted by ManlyPup

@ethanielrain: Oh my god, please, I have never wanted a comment to be more true than this one.

Posted by Daveyo520

@vorpal said:

Jeff's super sarcastic "Yeah, this is a good time" cracked me up.

Also, Dan is nearing some Brad Muir levels of smile in that thumbnail!

The first time I looked at it I thought it was Mr. :D himself. Dan was just as good.

Posted by carlfoster91

Can I just say I LOVE Dan Ryckert. He's so refreshing at Giant Bomb for his lack of utter cynicism in a site loaded with hilarious cynicism. Also, Egg Shells.

Edited by NecroNeko

Yes. So much Yes.