Posted by DarkbeatDK

I can't believe how racist Patrick is

  • Says he won't pay for it because it's Japanese
  • Implying that the likes the white lady better, because she's white
  • Throws and rolls colored people

For shame...

Posted by OllyOxenFree

@DedBeet said:

@Ketchupp said:

I would really appreciate a GB version of this game. Please.

You make me sad because this is not going to happen. :'(

If by "not going to happen" meaning "going to happen" then yeah.

Posted by ILuvMsMarvel


Posted by civid

The implied lesbianism and Ryans and Patricks reaction to that particular scene was amazing. Now I NEED a 3DS

Posted by dudeglove

fucking games as art right here

Posted by Ravenlight


But also JAPAN!

I think Japan wins in this scenario.

Posted by beard_of_zeus

Thank you so much for the QL. I saw the preview video of this game on the eShop a week or so ago, and just HAD to know what the fuck was going on here.

@Chainclaw said:

I didn't see it mentioned anywhere, but Mitchell has been developing this puzzle gameplay type since 1998, with Puzz Loop. They beat out Zuma by 5 years.

Aha, I knew I had played something similar before. Mitchell did Ballistic on the Game Boy Color. Maybe it was called Puzz Loop in other regions, or that was just what the arcade version was called? It is aliased as such on the wiki page.

@pakattak said:

Also, I'm sensing some Japanese social commentary, here. Fear of crowds? Depression?

I feel like this game goes a lot deeper than it's surface implies.

Yeah, I initially thought Ryan was just being silly suggesting it was about depression or something, but I dunno, there might be something to it. Maybe it's just because if I don't find some sort of deeper meaning here, my brain will liquefy from trying to process the craziness!

Posted by Ronald

Giant Bomb's 2013 Game of the Year. Well, that was 2013, time for next year.

Posted by virtorio

System Seller

Posted by edgeCrusher

Ah, from Mitchell Corporation. The creators of the game that PopCap ripped off to make Zuma, Puzz Loop. This all makes perfect sense now.

Posted by SuperJoe

Why does she start dancing at the end? Because she can.

Posted by m16mojo2

@gkhan said:

@xdaknightx69 said:

i feel like this needs a vinny in it

Ryan and Patrick are perfect for these kinds of quicklooks. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS!"

Hell, get all three of them!

Posted by dox


Posted by The_Ruiner

@xdaknightx69 said:

i feel like this needs a vinny in it

Or Jeff..NintendownloadExpress son!!

Posted by InternetDetective

Is Ryan really that sensitive about race, or is he just worried people won't get that he's "one of the good white folks"?

Posted by Gizmo

First time I have laughed hard at a Quick Look for months.

Posted by vinsanityv22

Besides the lack of Jeff (c'mon; this is what the Nintendownload X-Press was made for!), this is easily the best Quick Look so far of the new year! "It's too real for retail!™" is now my new favorite thing any gaming journalist - nay, any journalist, period - has ever said! :D

Nintendo, put that quote on the game's eShop page!

Edited by golguin

I think the asian chick is into the white chick?

EDIT: I think I heard Yoshi noises in there.

Posted by kerse

What in the

Posted by _Chad

We need more weird Japanese games.

Posted by ChrisTaran


Posted by kerse

This is the best thing ever.

Posted by RenMcKormack

I'm offended by this thumbnail. Please explain yourselves.

Posted by technicalta

This shit is fucking nuts.

Posted by Nmckee503

I don't think I've laughed out loud in about 3 weeks, time to reset the counter after watching this video.

Posted by Jodski

You should be sad Patrick! try harder! I

Posted by Carlidus

WOO! Depression.

Posted by DS23

Aw man I kind of need a 3DS don't I

Posted by zeekthegeek

Guys what are videogames??

Edited by SatelliteOfLove

Ryan said the G word, Inaba's going to chew him out, too.

@ChrisTaran said:


Was waiting for this.

Posted by JamesJeux007

Video games are art.

Posted by Evilsbane

This quick look was goddamn hilarious.

Posted by HighPriest

@DS23 said:

Aw man I kind of need a 3DS don't I

Yeah that's kind of what I thought. This is going on the list of things I've got to get when I finally pick one up.

Posted by Carlos1408

That was... Incredible? Wow lol, hilarious quick look . I almost feel violated though, that is one crazy ass game!

Posted by Mercanis

Further evidence that FMV elevates even the most boring game mechanics to incredible heights.

Posted by Mr_Skeleton

Seriously Japan, what the fuck.

Edited by KlUMZeE

JESUS LORD! That was one of the oddest things I've seen in a while. Thank you, Giant Bomb!

Posted by Nameless2000

This is a lot like Cart Life, except even more depressing since the people are REAL!

Posted by FCDRandy

Game of the Decade.

Posted by pakattak

Ok, I'm starting to get a little weirded out by some of these comments. Yeah, the game is weird. Yeah, the game is Japanese. Yeah, it's surrealist Japanese humor. But all the "oh Japan" and "JAPAN IS BACK YOU GUYS" is starting to rub me the wrong way. I don't want to pull out the "r" word because that's just too damn dramatic, but c'mon guys. I'll bet you no one looks at Andy Kaufman or Tim and Eric and goes "OH THOSE AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD AMIRITE ROFL"

Posted by Lokiale

@pakattak: Yeah, I can dig that.

Posted by Manos

Ryan's "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" near the end was hilarious, good God.

Posted by Trilogy

What a fantastic video game.

Edited by Malarkain

....© 1998 Mitchell?

Posted by RE_Player1

I bought this game because of this quick look.

Posted by Rudeboy217

I need a 3ds now

Posted by face15


Posted by CaptRocketblaze

I nominate this game for an Endurance Run. Riveting!

Posted by Wildali

Protip: Japanese weed is the BEST weed...

Posted by Aegon

@Malarkain said:

....© 1998 Mitchell?

Maybe she's a tall 14 year old.